Violating a stepping person?

Gauss

What do you have to do to a sleeping person in order to have seriously crossed the line into violation?

Would drawing on someone be evil, or putting shaving foam on their hand and tickling their face?

Siuin

Misleading title is misleading... on a few levels...

RichT

Step on them

Cantona's Collars

Read the title & thought it was about grabbing someones arse when they were walking.

iDave

Putting your dick in their mouth

kneemos

Disenbowlment would be over the line.

Cantona's Collars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W38r-ZEGVoY

ITS_A_BADGER

Violating a step dancer?

Boombastic

Take a step to the left, take a jump to the right, then glide...



then I trip them up :pac:

RossyG

People who use stepping stones should be violated.

hyperborean

Why are you violating sleeping persons?

Anyone who is dumb enough to fall asleep in the company of others is fair game for.......

1. Immac
2. Permanent Markers
3. Hand placed in bowl of warm water
4. Mayonaise filled condoms pushed up their bum a little using a chopstick

Wossack

thread fail

try again next week

Boombastic

RossyG wrote: »

People who use stepping stones should be violated.

with the stepping stones:D

hyperborean

If the sleeping person has recently come back from holidays and is lovely and tanned, get some toothpaste and snake some lines across their face, if it stays on for a coupl of hours it will leave a lovely white patch to contrast the new tan

juan.kerr

Back in the day, one of my cousins used to pull his pants down and pass wind in his sisters face when she was asleep. Fun times.

RossyG

juan.kerr wrote: »

Back in the day, one of my cousins used to pull his pants down and pass wind in his sisters face when she was asleep.

Did he not know that farts can penetrate all fabrics, making clothing removal unnecessary?

TheUsual

Make-up.

Saw my brother's best friend fall asleep on the sofa at a house party - bad idea with these fellas.
He woke up with his face COVERED in make-up. The girls helped with the eye make-up and the detailed bits. Took about an hour to finish it all.

He woke up, got annoyed at all the kisses he was getting and went home. Fell asleep for a few hours in his own bed, woke up and went downstairs with for breakfast with his family.
His Dad was not amused.

BBDBB

Step off ya stepping stepper!

storker

Siuin wrote: »

Misleading title is misleading... on a few levels...

I only looked in to see what on earth it was actually about...

Stork

donalg1

I am sure there is more than one to violate a person when they are walking. Tis a strange question though is it just people that are walking or do they have to be stepping in certain way, you really need to clarify this a bit more OP.

3ndahalfof6

Put a dud 50 squid in their pocket.

IM0

put 'things' in certain 'cracks'

the purple tin

Put a pair of shades on them and Re-enact scenes from 'A Weekend at Bernies'.

ITS_A_BADGER

Unwrap a mars bar and proceed to put it down their ass cheeks leading to the victim when they wake up to believe he shoite himself :pac:

Kidchameleon

I know a lad who wanked onto a bird he pulled, she had fallen asleep before they got to do anything.

Boombastic

Kidchameleon wrote: »

I know a lad who wanked onto a bird he pulled, she had fallen asleep before they got to do anything.

Was she sleep walking?

3ndahalfof6

Kidchameleon wrote: »

I know a lad who wanked onto a bird he pulled, she had fallen asleep before they got to do anything.

He was lucky the goose never woke.

Chuck Stone

OP is twisting my melon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBi-LNM0Og

Pilotdude5

Playing Buckaroo is fun. When they're asleep place as much objects on them as you can, before they twitch and knock things off.

Birneybau

Here come the Hot Stepper.

Worder up (or something)

Boombastic

Birneybau wrote: »

Here come the Hot Stepper.

Worder up (or something)

Excuse me mr. officer, still living like that:D


worder up is murderer

TheBody

Remove their organs and sell them on ebay!!

danniemcq

if you fall asleep with your shoes on you have passed out and are fair game. Do whatever

If however you have the sense to take your shoes off and go to sleep then you are off limits

juan.kerr

RossyG wrote: »

Did he not know that farts can penetrate all fabrics, making clothing removal unnecessary?

Yes, he did know that.

Rhinocharge

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Anyone who is dumb enough to fall asleep in the company of others is fair game for.......

1. Immac
2. Permanent Markers
3. Hand placed in bowl of warm water
4. Mayonaise filled condoms pushed up their bum a little using a chopstick

You forgot:
a) Spraying deep heat up the butt crack
b) Shaving one eyebrow
c) Empty the contents of a box of dry marrow-fat peas down the trousers
d) Handcuffed to the radiator
e) Tied shoe laces

TheUsual

juan.kerr wrote: »

Back in the day, one of my cousins used to pull his pants down and pass wind in his sisters face when she was asleep. Fun times.

THAT's how you get pink eye !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXLKRNCVrw

jaded_pause

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Anyone who is dumb enough to fall asleep in the company of others is fair game for.......

1. Immac
2. Permanent Markers
3. Hand placed in bowl of warm water
4. Mayonaise filled condoms pushed up their bum a little using a chopstick

I laughed a little more than I probably should have

rambutman

Personally
I've woken up drawn on
Woke up done up like a Christmas tree
Made up
Nails painted
With a toblerone stuffed down me butt cheeks
In Bangkok (got drunk in Dublin)
Tripping - after someone put a trip in my wide open sleeping mouth

Had to eventually take someones two eyebrows when they were asleep drunk to put the message out "dont 4uck with me when i'm sleeping and drunk" - no problems since

RossyG

rambutman wrote: »

Personally
I've woken up drawn on
Woke up done up like a Christmas tree
Made up
Nails painted
With a toblerone stuffed down me butt cheeks
In Bangkok (got drunk in Dublin)
Tripping - after someone put a trip in my wide open sleeping mouth

Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don’t wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don’t wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don’t work
’Cause the vandals took the handles

The Th!ng

Superglue the sleeper and a midget back to back then when they awake hypnotise both into believing they are Siamese twins.