Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex?

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2013 9:19pm #1

Sometimes I think it would be cool to be a woman. I'm a man btw. I'd love hanging out with the girls and having pillow fights and such. Getting into sexy lingerie and just having girly nights in under the duvets with a DVD and a bottle of perseco.
Am I on my own on this?
Do any girls ever want to be a man?

smash · 21-01-2013 9:23pm

I'd do it for a week under 1 condition that i didnt have my period! Then I'd do a lesbian porn shoot!

Madam_X · 21-01-2013 9:24pm

Nah, having boobs and a bean are awesome.

Bad Santa · 21-01-2013 9:24pm

Yes, but only so I could become porn-star specializing in girl-girl flicks.

TheBody · 21-01-2013 9:25pm

I'm not sure if I could handle complaining ALL day long.

biko · 21-01-2013 9:25pm

I suppose it'd be more ok for me to wear a bra then..

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-01-2013 9:25pm

Madam_X wrote: »

Nah, having boobs and a bean are awesome.

Yeah right, giz a shot!

Im happy being a man but wouldn't mind having a love pocket for the day.

21-01-2013 9:25pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd love hanging out with the girls and having pillow fights and such. Getting into sexy lingerie and just having girly nights in under the duvets with a DVD and a bottle of perseco.

I don't know. Even that gets boring if you do it more than six times a week.

I wouldn't want to be a man. I like being myself too much and I love being female and everything about it.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-01-2013 9:26pm

I'd be great as a man. But I do love being a girl though

smash · 21-01-2013 9:29pm

Madam_X wrote: »

Nah, having boobs and a bean are awesome.

Yea but admit it, you'd love to be able to do a helicopter at least once in your life!

YellowFeather · 21-01-2013 9:29pm

Two words: Multiple. Orgasms.

I'd hate to be a guy!!!

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2013 9:30pm

I would be such a slut. I think a lot of girls would secretly hate me because I get off with anything that moves. I'd have amazing bosoms and I dress quite revealing. I'd also be a tease during the day. I'd marry some rich hot guy and spend every penny he has. I'd milk him dry. Then I'd sleep with his best friends and go off the pill. Then I'd try make it over in Hollywood I think. While working in strip clubs to support my son as a single parent. I'd leave the rest up to faith.
Girls are so lucky.

Gummy Panda · 21-01-2013 9:31pm

No. Women are a bloody mess sometimes

cruiser178 · 21-01-2013 9:31pm

I think it would be great to be a woman, never again to have to suffer from man-flu, what a perfect world it would be.

orestes · 21-01-2013 9:32pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Two words: Multiple. Orgasms.

Guys can do that too actually

Gummy Panda · 21-01-2013 9:32pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I would be such a slut. I think a lot of girls would secretly hate me because I get off with anything that moves. I'd have amazing bosoms and I dress quite revealing. I'd also be a tease during the day. I'd marry some rich hot guy and spend every penny he has. I'd milk him dry. Then I'd sleep with his best friends and go off the pill. Then I'd try make it over in Hollywood I think. While working in strip clubs to support my son as a single parent. I'd leave the rest up to faith.
Girls are so lucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2013 9:33pm

Jaysus Ted, you've really gone and done it this time.

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2013 9:34pm

I think I'm going to have to start cross dressing to get these urges out of my system.

If there are any groups of girls reading this right now around mid 20s, PM if you want me to come over to your next girly night in. I'll bring malteasers and spare batteries

Sala · 21-01-2013 9:34pm

If I was a man I would pee standing up against all manner of immovable objects

smash · 21-01-2013 9:35pm

orestes wrote: »

Guys can do that too actually

Are you sting?

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2013 9:36pm

Sala wrote: »

If I was a man I would pee standing up against all manner of immovable objects

Pfft, n00b. Peeing on moving targets is a great showcase of skill.

YellowFeather · 21-01-2013 9:36pm

orestes wrote: »

Guys can do that too actually

Much easier for girls though. \o/

Sam Kade · 21-01-2013 9:37pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Sometimes I think it would be cool to be a woman. I'm a man btw. I'd love hanging out with the girls and having pillow fights and such. Getting into sexy lingerie and just having girly nights in under the duvets with a DVD and a bottle of perseco.
Am I on my own on this?
Do any girls ever want to be a man?

Just put on a dress and re register as Tammy Tedson

TheBody · 21-01-2013 9:37pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I would be such a slut. I think a lot of girls would secretly hate me because I get off with anything that moves. I'd have amazing bosoms and I dress quite revealing. I'd also be a tease during the day. I'd marry some rich hot guy and spend every penny he has. I'd milk him dry. Then I'd sleep with his best friends and go off the pill. Then I'd try make it over in Hollywood I think. While working in strip clubs to support my son as a single parent. I'd leave the rest up to faith.
Girls are so lucky.

Live the dream eh Teddy!!

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2013 9:38pm

Does anyone else feel like they are part of some sick twisted fantasy?

TMI Ted, seriously.

YellowFeather · 21-01-2013 9:38pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I would be such a slut. I think a lot of girls would secretly hate me because I get off with anything that moves. I'd have amazing bosoms and I dress quite revealing. I'd also be a tease during the day. I'd marry some rich hot guy and spend every penny he has. I'd milk him dry. Then I'd sleep with his best friends and go off the pill. Then I'd try make it over in Hollywood I think. While working in strip clubs to support my son as a single parent. I'd leave the rest up to faith.
Girls are so lucky.

Ahhh - you already have amazing bosoms..

Gummy Panda · 21-01-2013 9:39pm

smash wrote: »

Are you sting?

if he is, i want to complain to him about his acting in Dune!! :mad:

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2013 9:40pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

if he is, i want to complain to him about his acting in Dune!! :mad:

Maybe you should call the police?

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2013 9:52pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Ahhh - you already have amazing bosoms..

I keep forgetting I've been semi naked on here. I think to myself, why?
Then I think why not.
I'd love to do a full frontal next time but I don't think boards will allow it.