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Alternative jobs for famous Irish people

  • 16-01-2013 12:35pm
    #1
    Chin Stroker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭


    Given the news that Brian McFadden will now DJ for you at your wedding for 1,800 euros, what other alternative jobs could we give famous Irish people?

    How about clown training for Enda?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E


Comments

  • #2
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Twink - A vagina
    Daniel O;Donnell - valium or dihorretic
    Evanne Ni Chuillin - Viagra


  • #3
    DwightSchrute1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭DwightSchrute1


    I reckon Pat Kenny would make a great hurley


  • #4
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,474 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Bertie Ahern would make a great sparring partner for a heavyweight boxer...


  • #5
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,929 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Sean Quinn- Prison Snitch


  • #6
    JohnFalstaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    James Joyce - Postman
    Eamon DeValera - Chimney Sweep
    Van Morrison - Retail Manager
    John Giles - Janitor


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  • #7
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Michael D Higgins - cage-fighter.


  • #8
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Ryan Tubrity - telegraph pole


  • #9
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dick Spring - Viagra salesman.


  • #10
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Bertie Ahern, Archery Target!:D


  • #11
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Bono - Rock Singer


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  • #12
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Enda Kenny - Teacher


  • #13
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Enda Kenny - doormat
    Michael D Higgins - Leprechaun in theme park
    Charlie Haughey - male shirt model
    Gerry Adams - Sunglasses model
    Mick Wallace - retired TD


  • #14
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    If there's one thing that grinds my gears, it's when knob jockey celebrities dj at clubs etc. when they have no prior dj experience. Now I am not saying for sure that Brian McFadden hasn't D.Jed before, but the knob jockey title is guaranteed.


  • #15
    Chin Stroker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭Chin Stroker


    JohnFalstaff wrote: »
    Van Morrison - Retail Manager

    He's not really a people person ;)


  • #16
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Chin Stroker wrote: »
    He's not really a people person ;)

    Yeah, Van Morrison - bouncer.


  • #17
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    thanks ill keep my 1,800.

    strange world.


  • #18
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Michael D Higgins - cage-fighter.

    Or Gnome.


  • #19
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Chin Stroker wrote: »
    Given the news that Brian McFadden will now DJ for you at your wedding for 1,800 euros

    I thought he was with the very successful Delta Goodrem

    If so, he shouldn't be stuck for cash and scrambling for work


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