Why Google? Why?!!

Where To

I've been trying to google something for work for the past half an hour but I can't stop playing that stupid icesweeper game on the searchpage.:(

Why can't google be satisfied with being the supreme internet search engine? What do they want from us? Is is a secret ploy to trap us in the googleweb forever? Are they taking on the might of xbox and playstation? Or is some google employee just plain bored?

dodderangler

You've probably got the safe search on take it off and you'll find the 'work' thing your looking for

Auntie Psychotic

Because that's the why.

donvito99

Yahoo ftw.



Anyone? Anyone?

GreenWolfe

https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man

Some more distraction, enjoy.

im invisible

Still using Lycos here

Celly Smunt

Ask jeeves like a sir.

Sauve

Where To wrote: »

icesweeper game on the searchpage.:(

There goes tonights' 6 hours sleep.
Damn you. DAMN YOU!!

K4t

Only an idiot would waste their time on that game tbh.

Sauve

K4t wrote: »

Only an idiot would waste their time on that game tbh.

As opposed to posting about it on boards.....

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EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man

Some more distraction, enjoy.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. If I want bread I go to the shop. If I want to sleep I go to bed. If I want to play video games I play video games. And if I want to google something I use google.

Gogle are disrupting the forces of nature here, and I, for one, won't stand for it.

K4t

Sauve wrote: »

As opposed to posting about it on boards.....

Yes.....

Dempsey

google are in the business of making money

/thread

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K4t wrote: »

Only an idiot would waste their time on that game tbh.

I might be an idiot, but I'm an idiot with an ice-polishing machine, and that makes me dangerous.

Bipolar Joe

I use the wee search box at the top right of the Firefox browser. Type shit in, instant Googling.

Sauve

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I might be an idiot, but I'm an idiot with an ice-polishing machine, and that makes me dangerous.

You go get them you Badass mofo! Haytaz gonn hayte ya ice machine yo.
Pew pew pew.....

Right that's enough internet for me for today. And tomorrow and the next day too. I'm going mad Ted.....

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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I use the wee search box at the top right of the Firefox browser. Type shit in, instant Googling.

But that means moving the cursor all the way up there, do you realise how much time you waste by doing that. Google Home is much more expedient.

Sauve

The yoke drifts an all

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Sauve wrote: »

The yoke drifts an all

Did you see what it does on the banana skins?

Sauve

Where To wrote: »

Did you see what it does on the banana skins?

:eek: brb

Sauve

Where To wrote: »

Did you see what it does on the banana skins?

Savage!!
Just ploughed into them instead of using them to my advantage though... silly billy sauve.

Bipolar Joe

Where To wrote: »

But that means moving the cursor all the way up there, do you realise how much time you waste by doing that. Google Home is much more expedient.

CTRL+T, tab, type, enter. Learn to short cut!

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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

CTRL+T, tab, type, enter. Learn to short cut!

I only type with one finger, can't get any shorter than that.

areyawell

grow the **** up!

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areyawell wrote: »

grow the **** up!

k

Lapin

Folks -

Meet the guy at the party who spends most of the night standing in the kitchen giving out stink about the state of everythin !

K4t wrote: »

Only an idiot would waste their time on that game
tbh.

Mr Grumpyguts

Allyall

Updating Live :eek:


:rolleyes:
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DonLimon

I thought this thread was going to be about Google getting rid of the safesearch off option, looks like I'm going to have to start my own thread...