Boner Kebab

senorwipesalot

I heard this evening my local kebab shop is also the local brothel.
Its said you can go in and ask for number 69 on the menu and you are directed upstairs to complete your order.

Sinfonia

Epic thread title. Bravo, sir.

Swampy

Nice.

chughes

It's probably full of badly packed kebabs.

michellie

That's nice

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

I hope they don't do battered sausages

DarkJager

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I heard this evening my local kebab shop is also the local brothel.
Its said you can go in and ask for number 69 on the menu and you are directed upstairs to complete your order.

...where upon entering, you are tied to a bed and a closet full of abnormally endowed men have their way with you.

Julius Seizure

inb4 the lock..

Bruthal

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I heard this evening my local kebab shop is also the local brothel.
Its said you can go in and ask for number 69 on the menu and you are directed upstairs to complete your order.

So you can get takeaway kebabs, and eat in kebabs

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What do they do if you ask for the "badly packed kebab"?

Chuck Stone

No porking please - we're Muslims.

Sinfonia

Bruthal wrote: »

So you can get takeaway kebabs, and eat in kebabs

Surely 'eat out' kebabs - despite its vulgarity - would have been the better pun?

The_Gatsby

Pics or GTFO

dgt

Must try this place and eat my fill

Max Power

Inb4 the cock

My name is URL

You mean the local brothel is also a kebab shop

senorwipesalot

Meat hanging out,fcukin stinks and you only eat it when youre pissed.
























(the kebabs that is)

Mint Sauce

deccurley wrote: »

I hope they don't do battered sausages

No, but they probably have their own special sauce.

:eek:

ITS_A_BADGER

Abra sex dabra

My name is URL

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

Abra sex dabra

Sounds like something a member al-Queda would shout as they chop your head off

Think I'll head to Supercrack's instead.

HalloweenJack

But you don't have a location, how are we supposed to find out for ourselves?

Lumbo

deccurley wrote: »

I hope they don't do battered sausages

AKA, a widow's memory

Gbear

I have a sneaking suspicion that the OP thought of "Boner Kebab", sniggered and then thought it would be a crime that nobody else heard the joke, so invented a story to match it.

I'm on to you!:pac:

WIZE

I heard if you order a Battered Sausage you are lead to the Dominatrix room

senorwipesalot

Gbear wrote: »

I have a sneaking suspicion that the OP thought of "Boner Kebab", sniggered and then thought it would be a crime that nobody else heard the joke, so invented a story to match it.

I'm on to you!:pac:

If I wanted to do that I would have come up with a snappier title like "BuggerKing" or something.
Seriously though its true ,my local kebab house is a knocking shop.

Pottler

this is a shish thread. Senor, you ordered a 69, expecting a juicy absorbent meaty feast and instead got ushered up a rickety staircase and rode twice, once on the bed and once on the way out, didn't you??

Grayson

It's a pitta you can't post more details.

Pottler

Grayson wrote: »

It's a pitta you can't post more details.

He will, he's just popped out for a kebab. It's his twenty-fifth this week.

B.A._Baracus

There's a big whiff of this thread ...

oh wait its bullshit :P

Where To

I love kebab shops that have red onions

dj jarvis

My name is URL wrote: »

You mean the local brothel is also a kebab shop

same thing are they not , full of fatty meat , that will make you feel bad in the morning

repsol

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I heard this evening my local kebab shop is also the local brothel.
Its said you can go in and ask for number 69 on the menu and you are directed upstairs to complete your order.

Whores are probably less harmful to your health/cleaner than the kebabs.Both will be greasy,messy to eat and are best tackled when you are drunk.:D

senorwipesalot

repsol wrote: »

Whores are probably less harmful to your health/cleaner than the kebabs.Both will be greasy,messy to eat and are best tackled when you are drunk.:D

Either way you end up eating pubes.

Pottler

repsol wrote: »

Whores are probably less harmful to your health/cleaner than the kebabs.Both will be greasy,messy to eat and are best tackled when you are drunk.:D

The hooker is less fattening though. She deffo wont be a lifetime on your hips anyway, unless you're minted.

repsol

Pottler wrote: »

The hooker is less fattening though. She deffo wont be a lifetime on your hips anyway, unless you're minted.

Is her name Donna?

Sinfonia

ringadingding wrote: »

I'd say there's a few badly wrapped kebabs knocking about there

Especially funny the third time in 35 posts.

ringadingding

Sinfonia wrote: »

Especially funny the third time in 35 posts.

My bad, a couple of pints can have you thinking you're a genius .

WindSock

Zaypoons?

Jacob T

So like, does the food menu numbering jump from 68 straight to 70 in order to avoid potential confusion? These are important considerations.

repsol

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I heard this evening my local kebab shop is also the local brothel.
Its said you can go in and ask for number 69 on the menu and you are directed upstairs to complete your order.

You "heard". Yeah right. Did you enjoy your prossie sorry I mean Kebab?:p

senorwipesalot

Pottler wrote: »

this is a shish thread. Senor, you ordered a 69, expecting a juicy absorbent meaty feast and instead got ushered up a rickety staircase and rode twice, once on the bed and once on the way out, didn't you??

Not bad for 4 euro eh!
I love recessionary meal deals.