Would you rather....

The_Gatsby

I stumbledupon this today and there was one in particular that got me thinking...

Would you rather...wipe with sandpaper or clingfilm?

danslevent

Sandpaper, I'd be gentle! At least you wouldn't be itchy afterwards, cling film would do nothin!

admiralofthefleet

james earl jones

anto3473

Sandpaper has a smooth(er) side.... yah id go for sandpaper

Where To

Babywipes are the answer to everything!

Auntie Psychotic

Oh dear God... What a shít thread.

Max Power

Sit in an empty room 8-5 Monday to Saturday for $5M per year.

anto3473

-Sleep with the 4 models (Bragging would get old, memory would last)

-Ability to fly naked (flying is more practical than invisible, land in secluded spot put on cloths from rugsack)

-Cheeto fingers (goes without saying)

-Naked in white room for €5m/year (goes without saying)

-Sandpaper (explained in previous post)

-Morgan Freeman (50/50 choice, no reason)

-Smell fart all day (probably get uesd to it eventually)

-fall down stairs (There are lots of doors in my house, only 1 stairs... same most places)

-Porn of parents (I'd get over it eventually I think)

Max Power

anto3473 wrote: »

-Sleep with the 4 models (Bragging would get old, memory would last)

-Ability to fly naked (flying is more practical than invisible, land in secluded spot put on cloths from rugsack)

-Cheeto fingers (goes without saying)

-Naked in white room for €5m/year (goes without saying)

-Sandpaper (explained in previous post)

-Morgan Freeman (50/50 choice, no reason)

-Smell fart all day (probably get uesd to it eventually)

-fall down stairs (There are lots of doors in my house, only 1 stairs... same most places)

-Porn of parents (I'd get over it eventually I think)

Agree with all that except I'd rather be able to be invisible than fly. You could see any girl naked and rob money when ever you like, who cares what people are saying about you. Flying naked wouldn't appeal to me at all.

RidleyRider

What grade is the sandpaper? :P

Rich11

would you rather be a bird afraid to fly or a fish thats scared of water?:D:pac:

anto3473

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Agree with all that except I'd rather be able to be invisible than fly. You could see any girl naked and rob money when ever you like, who cares what people are saying about you. Flying naked wouldn't appeal to me at all.

Nah the using the invisible thing to be a peeping tom probly wouldent be great and there are naked women on the internet anyway, money you would try and steal woulden't be invisible.... flying is a practical thing, no more traffic... just land in the bushes and throw on some cloths

Actually flying naked would be pretty cold... I'm not sure now

Max Power

anto3473 wrote: »

Nah the using the invisible thing to be a peeping tom probly wouldent be great and there are naked women on the internet anyway, money you would try and steal woulden't be invisible.... flying is a practical thing, no more traffic... just land in the bushes and throw on some cloths

Actually flying naked would be pretty cold... I'm not sure now

There's no naked pics of my mates 18 year old sister on the net though.

Where To

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

There's no naked pics of my mates 18 year old sister on the net though.

AH, we have reached a new low

Pilotdude5

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 40 duck sized horses?

AgileMyth

anto3473 wrote: »

-Porn of parents (I'd get over it eventually I think)

You sick ****.

anto3473

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 40 duck sized horses?

Best question ever


40 duck sized horses if they coulden't act as a team 1 horse sized duck if they could

anto3473

AgileMyth wrote: »

You sick ****.

Really? watching porn with your parents is the better option.... just more awkward to go around???

anto3473

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

There's no naked pics of my mates 18 year old sister on the net though.

Ah you would have to brag to your mate about the sister... that would be half the fun

RidleyRider

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

There's no naked pics of my mates 18 year old sister on the net though.

Keep trying, you'll find them:D

IM0

bellend? clingfilm

arse: sandpaper