About the new forum member Milhouse2011

#1 · 07-01-2013 3:47am #1

Milhouse2011 is not an established writer, self publishedwriter or even an aspiring writer. Milhouse2011 is a rare specimen known as theunwilling writer.
Milhouse2011 believes that writing is neither a talent northe result of hard work. Writing, by his definition, can be achieved by anyonewith a writing apparatus and a basic command of the English language.

Milhouse2011 was blessed with the ability for writing beingencoded into his genetic sequence. However, Milhouse2011 had little interest inpursuing a writing career.
As a consequence, Milhouse2011's life up to this point hasbeen a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and crushing defeatsin various endeavors to forge a life of success.

After 33 years of walking life with nothing to show for it,Milhouse2011 came to the conclusion that God was engineering these events untilhe finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest.
After careful consideration, Milhouse2011 decided thatwriting was the lesser of two evils as the priesthood meant no longer gettinglaid and a paycheck less than a 15 year old would earn at McDonalds. Thetragedy that Milhouse2011 faces through all of this is that the act of writinghas become an instinct of sorts. Lions hunt, birds fly, fish swim, Milhouse2011writes. Milhouse2011 has often wondered if God dropped the ball when it came togiving him his talent.

Salvation for Milhouse2011 came in the form of blogging.Although he doesn't officially have one yet, the idea of writing a blog whilesitting on top of his garbage pile of broken dreams did have some appeal toMilhouse2011. If there's one thing Milhouse2011 can gain from blogging, it'sthe fact that he can blog about anything he wants and not care in the leastabout how many people read his post, let alone leave a comment.

Ihatecuddles-old · 07-01-2013 3:48am

Christ....

DarkJager · 07-01-2013 3:48am

Milhouse2011 wrote: »

Milhouse2011 is not an established writer, self publishedwriter or even an aspiring writer. Milhouse2011 is a rare specimen known as theunwilling writer.
Milhouse2011 believes that writing is neither a talent northe result of hard work. Writing, by his definition, can be achieved by anyonewith a writing apparatus and a basic command of the English language.

Milhouse2011 was blessed with the ability for writing beingencoded into his genetic sequence. However, Milhouse2011 had little interest inpursuing a writing career.
As a consequence, Milhouse2011's life up to this point hasbeen a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and crushing defeatsin various endeavors to forge a life of success.

After 33 years of walking life with nothing to show for it,Milhouse2011 came to the conclusion that God was engineering these events untilhe finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest.
After careful consideration, Milhouse2011 decided thatwriting was the lesser of two evils as the priesthood meant no longer gettinglaid and a paycheck less than a 15 year old would earn at McDonalds. Thetragedy that Milhouse2011 faces through all of this is that the act of writinghas become an instinct of sorts. Lions hunt, birds fly, fish swim, Milhouse2011writes. Milhouse2011 has often wondered if God dropped the ball when it came togiving him his talent.

Salvation for Milhouse2011 came in the form of blogging.Although he doesn't officially have one yet, the idea of writing a blog whilesitting on top of his garbage pile of broken dreams did have some appeal toMilhouse2011. If there's one thing Milhouse2011 can gain from blogging, it'sthe fact that he can blog about anything he wants and not care in the leastabout how many people read his post, let alone leave a comment.