Dissapointment at the alter

Thespoofer

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse leading to an almighty anti climax...she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

Honestly, has this ever happened to you ? Would you still get married ?
It did to me once but I still went ahead with it*


of course to break up a short time later..

Sauve

Thespoofer wrote: »

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse leading to an almighty anti climax...she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

Honestly, has this ever happened to you ? Would you still get married ?
It did to me once but I still went ahead with it*


[SIZE="2"]of course to break up a short time later..[/SIZE]

Ya wha?

You certainly lived up to your username!

jester77

Thespoofer wrote: »

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse leading to an almighty anti climax...she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

Honestly, has this ever happened to you ? Would you still get married ?
It did to me once but I still went ahead with it*


of course to break up a short time later..

You're spoofing us :rolleyes:

ChippingSodbury

You could ask them to quickly alter their appearance before they reached the altar

Duggy747

Who are you, Gok Wan?

slavetothegrind

well she lived up to and beyond, so did i in a seventies blackspoitation kinda way much to her surprise!

I couldn't go for a tux with such fun suits available

she was shocked but still said yes!

My best man was elvis ( in the latter years )

it was in the elvis church in vegas, we were outside getting out of the car when the elvis doing the ceremony arrived ( early years version) looked over at my best man and said " Daddy!")

fun times.:D

ITS_A_BADGER

talk about shallow!

hatrickpatrick

Oh sure, plenty of times. That's why I always try and get married on Thursdays, hasn't happened on a Thursday yet...

Ficheall

What changed?

davet82

well she was hardly gonna morph into kelly brook just cause she had a wedding dress on

LETHAL LADY

Yeah this happened to me twice, just unlucky I guess.;)

biko

Learn to handle your expectations I suppose.

Jaxxy

Don't really know what you're talking about OP, if they disappoint you on your wedding day then they probably weren't all that good looking to begin with.

squod

Thespoofer wrote: »

..she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

She/hes rarely live up to expectations.

smash

Bet you still rode her that night OP.

Czarcasm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Yeah this happened to me twice, just unlucky I guess.;)

Third time lucky!


Thread needs more Gauss.

Cee-Jay-Cee

smash wrote: »

Bet you still rode her that night OP.

Maybe it was the other way about???

I was speechless when I turned round and seen my wife to be walking up the aisle towards me. She was simply stunning.

Lapin

Thespoofer wrote: »

she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

You shoud have asked her to alter her outfit before going to the altar.

patmac

Thespoofer wrote: »

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse leading to an almighty anti climax...she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

Honestly, has this ever happened to you ? Would you still get married ?
It did to me once but I still went ahead with it*


of course to break up a short time later..

In fairness if your not sure what sex they are, how do you know if there going to live up to expectations on the wedding night?
Reminds me of this:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess
darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must
admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

The Radiator

You sound like a douche

LETHAL LADY

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Yeah this happened to me twice, just unlucky I guess.;)

Hence the username, are they both under the patio?

Biggins

Thespoofer wrote: »

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse leading to an almighty anti climax...she/he doesn't live up to your expectations in their new outfit.....

Honestly, has this ever happened to you ? Would you still get married ?
It did to me once but I still went ahead with it*

of course to break up a short time later..

If you would even consider dumping a person just because how they might look on a certain wedding day - you sure as hell shouldn't be getting married to the other person in the first place - and frankly they could do better by the sounds of things!

Gulliver

I once saw a groom run down the aisle and punch the father of the bride screaming "Why did you bring a pig to my f**king wedding!!!". He then stripped completely naked and left a Cleveland Steamer on the mother of the bride's lap. He exited the church by pulling himself along on his bum like a dog with worms....

Seriously, OP, what were you expecting? Your partner would be bathed in a halo of light with woodland critters flitting around them? It's a wedding, not Extreme Makeover.

sbsquarepants

I make it a point to only marry people i've previously met, thus avoiding the disappointment you describe. It's worked well so far.

syklops

patmac wrote: »

In fairness if your not sure what sex they are, how do you know if there going to live up to expectations on the wedding night?
Reminds me of this:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess
darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must
admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

Eurgh! Thats revolting! Imagine sleeping with a Wigan player!

Thespoofer

smash wrote: »

Bet you still rode her that night OP.

Every cloud and all that ....

King of Kings

i must admit , my ex-wife had a stupid hairdo for ours.
Why wear your hair a way youd' never worn it before for your wedding.:rolleyes:


yes , she is now my ex but it wasn't hair related.:pac:

Zebra3

Thespoofer wrote: »

You know the moment when the wedding music starts, the excitment and anticipation builds up to the moment when you turn to face your future spouse

No.

keano_afc

Thread title led me to believe you had an unfortunate tailoring experience OP.

davet82

smash wrote: »

Bet you still rode her that night OP.

bet she was the one that ended up dissapointed

Thespoofer

The Radiator wrote: »

You sound like a douche

Jeesz..tough crowd..

ChippingSodbury

Why was the bride smiling?

She knew she'd given her last bl*wjob!

Thespoofer

Biggins wrote: »

If you would even consider dumping a person just because how they might look on a certain wedding day - you sure as hell shouldn't be getting married to the other person in the first place - and frankly they could do better by the sounds of things!

And it says where exactly that I dumped her..

Biggins

Thespoofer wrote: »

And it says where exactly that I dumped her..

I start off by saying "If you would even consider..."

Also show me where I said you dumped her.
Get your facts right.

michellie

Op this makes me think you must be stunningly beautiful ? Pics please

skepticalone

on my wedding day , 20 or so yrs ago now , my intended decided to tell me i looked ugly , just after i stepped out of the wedding car , I shold have never married the utter cnut he gave me 18 yrs of misery , I was a fool

flanders1979

Jaysus the smell of misery and depression here. I'm going gettin a bottle of wine

Biggins

skepticalone wrote: »

on my wedding day , 20 or so yrs ago now , my intended decided to tell me i looked ugly...

Seriously?
Goodness!

I hope your far better off now.

Ihatecuddles-old

Well I thought the two of you looked....lovely...! You can see the disappointment in your face OP

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/21/article-2147488-13361824000005DC-684_964x709.jpg

Son Of A Vidic

The Radiator wrote: »

You sound like a douche

Go home yank.