I'd rather have Lady Gaga or Britney on my face

Biggins

Calm down... calm down... before ye start having durty minds!

I'm talking about aftershave or 'toilet water'.

I got as a present off a relative for Christmas, a bottle of Beckham aftershave.
Now to be honest, the last thing I want on my face is anything of 'Golden-balls' Beckham.

Why can us blokes get to have Lady Gaga on our face or some other lassie we might like to (in our fantasies - bugger all real chance) get 'giggy' with!

I demand to have Lady Gaga on my face and not Beckham!

Ihatecuddles-old

Nothing stopping you getting a squirt of Gaga on your face!

galwayrush

Natural is better than a miming / imitation smell.:D

thehomeofDob

I think toilet water is completely backwards anyway. Sure women and men both buy fragrances that the other would find appealing, so we go around smelling good for other people, not the ones we want. In this metrosexual time we live in, men should be wearing flowery toilet water and women should be wearing beckham!

pablomakaveli

Is it ok if we discuss actually having on of them sit on our face though?

Much better topic of conversation.

Cungi

Wonder what Christina Aguilera's fragrance smells like.
Bet it smells of skank.

Biggins

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Is it ok if we discuss actually having on of them sit on our face though?

Much better topic of conversation.

We must talk about aftershave - less the thread be locked!

So fellas what aftershave *cough* would anyone rather have on their face!

...Ladies too?

pablomakaveli

Biggins wrote: »

We must talk about aftershave - less the thread be locked!

So fellas what aftershave *cough* would anyone rather have on their face!

...Ladies too?

Well i heard rumours that Lada Gagas "aftershave" might be a more masculine scent *wink wink*. So id have to go with Britneys.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

It's better than having the stink of Oprah on yer face.........whatever way you look at it.

fullstop

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Nothing stopping you getting a squirt of Gaga on your face!

Only if he's very good at it...

My name is URL

P.Diddy's aftershave (Unforgivable) is fecking lovely. Got a bottle last Christmas and bought another one myself a few weeks ago.

sfwcork

I always thought ladyboy gaga was a man.her scent would be sweaty balls imo

1ZRed

Biggins wrote: »

Calm down... calm down... before ye start having durty minds!

Oh right, cos I was thinking your mouth would be quite full with yer wan on your face if the rumours are to be believed :pac:

Biggins

fullstop wrote: »

Only if he's very good at it...

Well apparently their stuff is all over the place so I supposed it wouldn't be too hard to get either of them on my face if I really wanted!

Maybe I could have time for Beyonce too!

gnfnrhead

I'd be happy to volunteer to find out about GaGa :pac:

Biggins

gnfnrhead wrote: »

I'd be happy to volunteer to find out about GaGa :pac:

She don't come cheap apparently.

aaronjumper

Lynx Africa all the way. I like it and so do the women I know.
You can keep your celeb aftershaves Biggins. :P

thehomeofDob

aaronjumper wrote: »

Lynx Africa all the way. I like it and so do the women I know.
You can keep your celeb aftershaves Biggins. :P

Africa is the only good one.

kowloon

Beckham is going to be pretty cut up about this, it takes him ages to make the stuff.

aaronjumper

thehomeofDob wrote: »

Africa is the only good one.

Yes it is. It's usually almost sold out whenever I am buying it.

Zebra3

Biggins wrote: »

Calm down... calm down... before ye start having durty minds!

I'm talking about aftershave or 'toilet water'.

Well that was a ******* let down.

holystungun9

Cungi wrote: »

Wonder what Christina Aguilera's fragrance smells like.
Bet it smells of skank.

I'd chew the skank off her!

Pighead

My name is URL wrote: »

P.Diddy's aftershave (Unforgivable) is fecking lovely. Got a bottle last Christmas and bought another one myself a few weeks ago.

You probably smell like a puff.

Archeron

Biggins wrote: »

Calm down... calm down... before ye start having durty minds!

I'm talking about aftershave or 'toilet water'.

I got as a present off a relative for Christmas, a bottle of Beckham aftershave.
Now to be honest, the last thing I want on my face is anything of 'Golden-balls' Beckham.

Why can us blokes get to have Lady Gaga on our face or some other lassie we might like to (in our fantasies - bugger all real chance) get 'giggy' with!

I demand to have Lady Gaga on my face and not Beckham!

My dad got a bottle of that Beckham stuff for Christmas too. I asked him what it smelled like, and he said as its David Beckhams, most likely sweat and spice girls.

qwert2

It's amazing how many of these artists are also skilled perfumiers. Talent

TPD

I got a bottle of that Beckham stuff at Christmas too. I'm usually just a deodorant under the arms guy though, doubt it'll see much use.

Real Life

beckhams stuff is actually quite nice but i dont use it myself

4zn76tysfajdxp

My name is URL wrote: »

P.Diddy's aftershave (Unforgivable) is fecking lovely. Got a bottle last Christmas and bought another one myself a few weeks ago.

Pighead wrote: »

You probably smell like a puff.

I heard he smells strongly of P.

asherbassad

Biggins wrote: »

Calm down... calm down... before ye start having durty minds!

I'm talking about aftershave or 'toilet water'.

I got as a present off a relative for Christmas, a bottle of Beckham aftershave.
Now to be honest, the last thing I want on my face is anything of 'Golden-balls' Beckham.

Why can us blokes get to have Lady Gaga on our face or some other lassie we might like to (in our fantasies - bugger all real chance) get 'giggy' with!

I demand to have Lady Gaga on my face and not Beckham!

Shoot a few squirts of Dove liquid soap across your face and walk around. See the looks you get :pac:

Biggins

asherbassad wrote: »

Shoot a few squirts of Dove liquid soap across your face and walk around. See the looks you get :pac:

Himmmm... I might get a few offers too! :eek: