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Theives steal urn full of ashes!

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    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Urnbelievable surely?


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Duzzer will be with you shortly to argue that they did not in fact steal them, they only 'borrowed' the ashes :p


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    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    They probably thought it was a jar of cocaine.


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    #5
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,300 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Urnbelievable surely?
    They'll face harsh punashment if caught.


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    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    it reminds me of that only fools and horses episode with the ashes in the urn


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    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    They'll probably try and pawn it off in one of those ash for gold shops.


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    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    The 'ash addicts will stop at nothing. Thieving pot heads, they should get a job and urn their own money.


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    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    "She was robbed last night"
    "Really, what did they take?"
    "No, you don't understand. They took her. She was robbed!"


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    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    They'll probably try and pawn it off in one of those ash for gold shops.

    Maybe they will try to exchange it for something else is Ash Converters.


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    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    kfallon wrote: »
    Duzzer will be with you shortly to argue that they did not in fact steal them, they only 'borrowed' the ashes :p

    Of that it was obviously a certain ethnic group who did it!


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    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,492 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Dusty b'stards.


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    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Urnbelievable surely?

    Urnbelievable Jeff!!


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    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Maybe they will try to exchange it for something else is Ash Converters.

    Surely they'd be digging themselves in to a hole trying to pass it on. They wouldn't be a regular item offered for exchange and now that the story has hit the papers it would be a dead giveaway if they attempted this


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    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Actually making jokes about this?

    Pathetic. Its not a funny situation. Infact its a horrible situation and those of you making jokes should be ashamed.


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    hawkelady
    Registered Users Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭hawkelady


    I bet they made a dASH for it once they realised ....
    I wonder will the thieves tURN over a new leaf after this ....


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    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Shane-KornSpace wrote: »
    Actually making jokes about this?

    Pathetic. Its not a funny situation. Infact its a horrible situation and those of you making jokes should be ashamed.

    Lol ASH amed.....:D


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Boo urns


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    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    In fairness it is a pretty rotten thing to do.
    I mean they had to have known it was an urn containing someone's remains.
    They know their is no "sale value" for this so they just took it to be extra cruel.
    Bad enough breaking in and robbing people's material possessions but to do this is reaching a new low.


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    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Puns? Urn them honestly, I say.


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    #21
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    ♫
    Ashes to ashes........ Fun to funky........ your granny's been stolen by a junkie.........


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    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    "Darling, I want to light a fire, you'd never be a dear and throw out the ashes would you?"
    Time passes.
    Questions are asked.

    "Jasus No love, sure we must have been burgled"


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    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Reminds me of this for some reason.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Result. If South Park has taught us anything then the thief will ingest the ashes, with hilarious consequences.


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    #25
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Maybe they had a slippy wet tile floor and just needed some grip. :D

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    mikom wrote: »
    ♫
    Ashes to ashes........ Fun to funky........ your granny's been stolen by a junkie.........

    Am only sorry I could only thank that once!:D:D


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    LivelineDipso
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    I have grave concerns about the current status of the ashes.


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    LivelineDipso
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    WileyCoyote wrote: »
    Lol ASH amed.....:D


    Legend. LOL! Buy this man a pint.


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Smidge wrote: »
    In fairness it is a pretty rotten thing to do.
    I mean they had to have known it was an urn containing someone's remains.
    They know their is no "sale value" for this so they just took it to be extra cruel.
    Bad enough breaking in and robbing people's material possessions but to do this is reaching a new low.

    Actually, some of the ones I know who engage in that type of behavior who be thick enough to think it had a re-sale value:rolleyes:


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    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Odysseus wrote: »
    Actually, some of the ones I know who engage in that type of behavior who be thick enough to think it had a re-sale value:rolleyes:

    There'd be no prophet in it


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