Into The Playpen - Jesus Juice

Colm!

Some people say that the 25th December should be a day of honour to Jesus. In respect of that, we took it upon ourselves to find Jesus and put him Into The Playpen for an exclusive opportunity for the people of C&H to interview him. However, we made two critical mistakes: firstly, I don't think many of us were going to be interested in doing this on Christmas Day and secondly, I don't think the person we're interviewing is actually Jesus. I don't recall his surname being Juice.

Jesus Juice hit me up on Twitter asking me to start a playpen thread for him. He's a pretty cool guy with a godly taste in music (eat that, actual Jesus) and for that matter he's actually promised to teach me a bit about producing of my own tunes some day.
He also rarely if ever even posts here. And nobody even gave him the honour of a Jizzler nomination (not even I). As such, to force him to actually make an effort to actually post here, he is thrown.. into the playpen.


Jesus Juice, tell us a bit about your plans for world domination.

Jesus Juice

Colm! wrote: »

Some people say that the 25th December should be a day of honour to Jesus. In respect of that, we took it upon ourselves to find Jesus and put him Into The Playpen for an exclusive opportunity for the people of C&H to interview him. However, we made two critical mistakes: firstly, I don't think many of us were going to be interested in doing this on Christmas Day and secondly, I don't think the person we're interviewing is actually Jesus. I don't recall his surname being Juice.

Jesus Juice hit me up on Twitter asking me to start a playpen thread for him. He's a pretty cool guy with a godly taste in music (eat that, actual Jesus) and for that matter he's actually promised to teach me a bit about producing of my own tunes some day.
He also rarely if ever even posts here. And nobody even gave him the honour of a Jizzler nomination (not even I). As such, to force him to actually make an effort to actually post here, he is thrown.. into the playpen.


Jesus Juice, tell us a bit about your plans for world domination.

Ah, I haven't blushed like this since I was a little girl!

Hello. Yes, I may not post here much ANYMORE, but I'm here a lot. I am an omnipresent spirit. Much like actual Jesus, coincidentally.

I don't even remember what Jizzlers are, it sounds like something that is done in the corners of teenage discos...

World domination? Naaawwww, I'll do it tomorrow...

Luno

How are you?
What are you doing in college?
What is your biggest dream?
Do you play instruments?
Favourite soundtrack to a movie?
Last item you bought?

Jesus Juice

Luno wrote: »

How are you?
What are you doing in college?
What is your biggest dream?
Do you play instruments?
Favourite soundtrack to a movie?
Last item you bought?

-I'm good thanks! Hungry and hungover though. The kitchen is so far away How are you?

-I deferred this year, doing Web Development in CIT next year.

-To earn a living as a musican.

-Yes! I play guitar, bass, a bit of drums and I'm learning keyboard/piano atm. Does singing count?

-Hmm.... Adventureland Soundtrack.

-A 5 liter bottle of Windscreen Wash fluid that I plan to wrap and give to my brother before I give him his real present.

Ricky91t

Where'd you get the idea for the username from?
How is learning the piano going? It's something I'm considering!

jefreywithonef

-Hmm.... Adventureland Soundtrack.

Adventureland soundtrack is glorious. Someone recommended it to me one night and before long we were belting out a Replacements song in the smoking area. )

Favourite word / album / band / book / TV drama / TV comedy?
What's your favourite band of each decade starting from the 60s?
Write out the alphabet using the first letter of your favourite bands.
What do you put on your cheese toasty?

MauraTheThird

What's your one hope or ambition for your life?
What's the one moment that you'll look back on and think "Man, That/I was class"?
What's your favourite sweet, with an analysis as to why that particular one got chosen over any other?

bluejay14

What celebrities would you invite to your Come Dine with Me dinner party?
What would you cook?
Favourite bar in a selection box? Why?
Least favourite one? Why?
Best christmas present you've ever got? Why?
Favourite song of 2012?
Favourite album?
Do you have any plans for new year resoutions?
Why haven't you posted here much?
What was your favourite subject at school?
Opinions on the Irish language?
Won't somebody think of the children?

Jesus Juice

Ricky91t wrote: »

Where'd you get the idea for the username from?
How is learning the piano going? It's something I'm considering!

Can't remember at all! I love it though, its so ridiculous.

Ah grand, I learned everything by ear so piano just helps to visualize scales and keys and the like. It's easy if you're anyway musical.

Jesus Juice

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Adventureland soundtrack is glorious. Someone recommended it to me one night and before long we were belting out a Replacements song in the smoking area. )

Favourite word / album / band / book / TV drama / TV comedy?
What's your favourite band of each decade starting from the 60s?
Write out the alphabet using the first letter of your favourite bands.
What do you put on your cheese toasty?

Tequila/ The Last Waltz- The Band / Black Keys/ Catch 22 / The Wire/Alan Partridge

60s- The Stooges/ The Band
70s- The Clash
80- The Replacements/ The Pixies
90s- Nirvana/Fugazi
00s-Death From Above 1979

I am way too lazy to do that on my phone!

BBQ Sauce and lots of it!

Jesus Juice

MauraTheThird wrote: »

What's your one hope or ambition for your life?
What's the one moment that you'll look back on and think "Man, That/I was class"?
What's your favourite sweet, with an analysis as to why that particular one got chosen over any other?

To write one amazing song.

So far, playing a guitar solo at a gig, looking up and seeing many dropped jaws. First time I went... Hmm, maybe I'm actually good at this

White Chocolate Kinder Beueno. Man, its like a senual sex party in my mouth and everyones invited.

cheesefiend

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Can't remember at all! I love it though, its so ridiculous.

Nearly sure "Jesus juice" is what Michael Jackson called the alcohol cocktail he gave to kids in neverland!

What do you do (that doesn't involve music) to chill out?

What will your new year's resolutions be?

Jesus Juice

cheesefiend wrote: »

Nearly sure "Jesus juice" is what Michael Jackson called the alcohol cocktail he gave to kids in neverland!

What do you do (that doesn't involve music) to chill out?

What will your new year's resolutions be?

Ah yeah, I remember now I got it from Bo Selecta. Shamon Mutha****a!

I read a lot of WW2 History. Watch t.v. Not the biggest Xbox/PS3 fan.

Get fit. I'm not overweight or anything, buy that does not mean I'm healthy...

Jesus Juice

bluejaymraz wrote: »

What celebrities would you invite to your Come Dine with Me dinner party?
What would you cook?
Favourite bar in a selection box? Why?
Least favourite one? Why?
Best christmas present you've ever got? Why?
Favourite song of 2012?
Favourite album?
Do you have any plans for new year resoutions?
Why haven't you posted here much?
What was your favourite subject at school?
Opinions on the Irish language?
Won't somebody think of the children?

Johnny Depp, Johnny Rotten, Keith Richards and Larry David.

I don't cook at all:( I want to though!

Oh Crunchie, by far. That Friday feeling man

Surprise, surprise, my first guitar!

The John Wayne- Little Green Cars

The Last Waltz by The Band... It's just so bloody heartwrenchingly good!

To try get fit in some sort of way...

I use Reddit a lot now.

Biology. Really really loved going into class everyday.

It's taught so badly, I think it should be optional. I really wish I could speak it..

SEX CAULDRON? I thought they shut that place down??

jefreywithonef

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Tequila/ The Last Waltz- The Band / Black Keys/ Catch 22 / The Wire/Alan Partridge

60s- The Stooges/ The Band
70s- The Clash
80- The Replacements/ The Pixies
90s- Nirvana/Fugazi
00s-Death From Above 1979

I am way too lazy to do that on my phone!

BBQ Sauce and lots of it!

/swoons

Are you by any chance a girl? :pac:

Jesus Juice

jefreywithonef wrote: »

/swoons

Are you by any chance a girl? :pac:

Sorry, I'm all man, man.

Palytoxin

Favourite juice?
Favourite country?
Favourite film?
Favourite cloud type?
Favourite month?
Favourite animal (non-flying)?
Favourite bird?
Favourite crisps?
Favourite meat?
Favourite roof structure?
Favourite chair type?
Favourite television ad?
Favourite metal?
Favourite car?
Favourite renewable energy?
Favourite colour?
Favourite letter?
Favourite sport?
Favourite olympic event?
Favourite website not including boards?
Favourite century from a history perspective?
Favourite day?
Favourite mode of transport?
Favourite eating implement?
Favourite percussion instrument?
If you could have been a member of one band what would it have been?

Jamie Starr

Palytoxin wrote: »

Favourite juice?
Favourite country?
Favourite film?
Favourite cloud type?
Favourite month?
Favourite animal (non-flying)?
Favourite bird?
Favourite crisps?
Favourite meat?
Favourite roof structure?
Favourite chair type?
Favourite television ad?
Favourite metal?
Favourite car?
Favourite renewable energy?
Favourite colour?
Favourite letter?
Favourite sport?
Favourite olympic event?
Favourite website not including boards?
Favourite century from a history perspective?
Favourite day?
Favourite mode of transport?
Favourite eating implement?
Favourite percussion instrument?
If you could have been a member of one band what would it have been?

You cannot be cirrus....

Jesus Juice

Favourite juice? Jesus
Favourite country? Canada
Favourite film? Shawshank Redemption
Favourite cloud type? Agnostic Mantis bettered any answer I would have came up with
Favourite month? May
Favourite animal (non-flying)? Dodo
Favourite bird?The Swallow (The name of the pub I'm in)
Favourite crisps? Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops
Favourite meat? Beef
Favourite roof structure? Mansel
Favourite chair type? Armchair
Favourite television ad? Holidays are coming, always coca cola
Favourite metal? Aluminium
Favourite car? BMW 7 series
Favourite renewable energy? Solar
Favourite colour? Red
Favourite letter? G
Favourite sport? Soccer
Favourite olympic event? Tiddywinkles
Favourite website not including boards? Reddit
Favourite century from a history perspective? 20th
Favourite day? Friday
Favourite mode of transport? Train
Favourite eating implement? Spork
Favourite percussion instrument? Snare
If you could have been a member of one band what would it have been? Ah, The Beatles if course

suitcasepink

Whats your favourite old school moment you can remember to do with C&H?
Favourite old school memory in which I was involved?
Your opinion on msn?
Your opinion on Take That?
Exactly how are you and soccy related?
:pac:

Jesus Juice

deise_girl wrote: »

Whats your favourite old school moment you can remember to do with C&H?
Favourite old school memory in which I was involved?
Your opinion on msn?
Your opinion on Take That?
Exactly how are you and soccy related?
:pac:

Reading a hilarious fart story Aneurotic posted, then like two posts later finding out he was in my school...

Every memory with you is my favourite<3

15 year old me loves it

Actually pretty impressive, they write good tunes

Through great aunt Moira twice removed... Man that was crazy, took me ages trying to figure out who in Limerick I could be related to Haha

wnolan1992

The African or European Swallow?


Are you the messiah?

Jesus Juice

wnolan1992 wrote: »

The African or European Swallow?


Are you the messiah?

How do you know so much about Swallows?

Only the true messiah denies his divinity.

Lawliet

And that's it for Jesus Juice.

thend.