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  • 23-12-2012 9:24pm
    #1
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I put on the microwave my TV goes crazy, are we getting infected and know nothing about it.


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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    put the telly back in its kennel and it will be grand


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Years ago when someone put on a hairdryer in the house we'd get interference on the TV, same when we played 'Operation' and made it 'buzz'


  • #4
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?


  • #5
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    It means the machines are becoming self aware!! Burn your house down and head to your local shelter. Swifty, time is short!!


  • #6
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I do believe, or consider that our leaders will show us the way, the fact they have not mentioned this keeps (or makes) me feel safe, so my tumor is down to looking at durdy magazines.


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  • #7
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Your TV has SuperAids.
    Or the microwave.
    One of them anyhow.
    Is either of them pregnant ?


  • #8
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Infected?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #9
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,058 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bang the side of it.


  • #10
    Maxwell Quaint Burger
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxwell Quaint Burger


    tayto lover wrote: »
    Bang the side of it.

    Not if it's infected though, he might catch something


  • #11
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Not if it's infected though, he might catch something

    What?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #12
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Thinly veiled

    "Despite the recession I can afford a TV AND a microwave"

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #13
    Strawberry Fields
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Strawberry Fields


    it's transformers robots in disguise.
    the decepticons are among us.


  • #14
    Maxwell Quaint Burger
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxwell Quaint Burger


    mango salsa wrote: »
    What?

    I'm making a joke about "banging" something and picking up an "infection"


  • #15
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭mf240


    Go to sleep with your head in the microwave.

    You'll get eight hours sleep in thirty seconds.


  • #16
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    kfallon wrote: »
    Years ago when someone put on a hairdryer in the house we'd get interference on the TV, same when we played 'Operation' and made it 'buzz'

    You poor things. We'd get interference on the TV anytime someone walked around upstairs, or flicked on a lightswitch.


  • #17
    McCrack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,991 ✭✭✭McCrack


    This is why boards is starting to irritate me


  • #18
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,370 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    when I was a lad we didnt have microwaves or televisions and the only interference was from the local priest after school.
    Was still a deadly buzz though...


  • #19
    notnumber
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    I put on the microwave my TV goes crazy, are we getting infected and know nothing about it.

    Try putting on a shirt instead.


  • #20
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Clearly your microwave and your tv don't play nice together. Choose one handy appliance to keep and one to oust before you get caught in the crossfire of an inter-room electronic turf war.

    You've been warned!


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