Man reprimanded for farting in office.

Run_to_da_hills

I wonder if it will soon be a criminal offence in the US to fart in public.

A Social Security Administration worker has been cited by his superiors for 'conduct unbecoming a federal officer,' relating to his 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace.

The Maryland man, 38, was reportedly hit with a five-page reprimand Dec. 10 that included a meticulously-crafted log of specific dates and times when coworkers observed - or overheard - him 'releasing the awful and unpleasant odor' in his Baltimore office.

The letter's log reportedly cited 17 dates - and 60 times - in which he passed so much gas the resulting miasma created an' intolerable' and 'hostile' workplace environment for those around him. For example, the man’s Sept. 19 output included nine bouts of flatulence, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m. A trio of incidents preceded on Sept. 11.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252113/What-gas-Federal-worker-cited-bosses-uncontrollable-flatulence-workplace.html

moonshadow

Jaysus thats gas......

My name is URL

I kind of don't really see the problem with it. I mean; obviously bodily functions are natural, but you'd be reprimanded if you kept pissing all over the toilet floor too.. and making the workplace uncomfortable for other people to be in.

taytothief

He sounds like an asshóle.

3ndahalfof6

I just want to know was it you?

liam7831

I hope this was conducted in an Odourly fashion...

Ghandee

That story stinks OP.

DrumSteve

Fart pun.

Peregrine

They gotta loosen up and let it go

taytothief

DrumSteve wrote: »

Fart pun.

yay My favourite kind of pun.

Gran Hermano

In before the sprouts...

Fr_Dougal

Another Daily Fail story...why am I not surprised...:rolleyes:

They should hook him up to a superser and help heat the office!

3ndahalfof6

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Another Daily Fail story...why am I not surprised...:rolleyes:

Because it never jumped out in front of you, (you should never start a sentence with because)

mattjack

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

I wonder if it will soon be a criminal offence in the US to fart in public.

A Social Security Administration worker has been cited by his superiors for 'conduct unbecoming a federal officer,' relating to his 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace.

The Maryland man, 38, was reportedly hit with a five-page reprimand Dec. 10 that included a meticulously-crafted log of specific dates and times when coworkers observed - or overheard - him 'releasing the awful and unpleasant odor' in his Baltimore office.

The letter's log reportedly cited 17 dates - and 60 times - in which he passed so much gas the resulting miasma created an' intolerable' and 'hostile' workplace environment for those around him. For example, the man’s Sept. 19 output included nine bouts of flatulence, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m. A trio of incidents preceded on Sept. 11.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252113/What-gas-Federal-worker-cited-bosses-uncontrollable-flatulence-workplace.html

Who ever heard of a country called Maryland ,next there'll be a Turkey or a Grease.

Duckworth_Luas

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The Maryland man, 38, was reportedly hit with a five-page reprimand Dec. 10 that included a meticulously-crafted log of specific dates and times when coworkers observed - or overheard - him 'releasing the awful and unpleasant odor' in his Baltimore office.

I did one of those this morning! When do the extradition talks begin?

the groutch

Was it a parp-time job?

L.Jenkins

I could understand a reprimand at best, if the man shít in the corner and proceeded to wipe his árse with someone clothing. Reprimanding him for a natural bodily function is really taking the píss.

3ndahalfof6

the groutch wrote: »

Was it a parp-time job?

Less hours than a part time job.

The best thing they could do is to transfer him to Chicago (windy city).

baalthor

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The letter's log reportedly cited 17 dates - and 60 times - in which he passed so much gas the resulting miasma created an' intolerable' and 'hostile' workplace environment for those around him. For example, the man’s Sept. 19 output included nine bouts of flatulence, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m. A trio of incidents preceded on Sept. 11.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252113/What-gas-Federal-worker-cited-bosses-uncontrollable-flatulence-workplace.html

Another victim of the New World Odour

Rhys Essien

If the fcuker had any decency for his fellow workers,he would go for a sh1t rather than holding it in all day.

Also,he must be living on taco fries.Nothing natural about having a stomach like that.

MadsL

Who smelt it, dealt it.

3ndahalfof6

MadsL wrote: »

Who smelt it, dealt it.

Who melt it, trip the lights fandango.

staker

Must've brought a tear to his eye, or his asshole.

Odysseus

mattjack wrote: »

Who ever heard of a country called Maryland ,next there'll be a Turkey or a Grease.

My Dad grew up in Maryland, in Dublin of course. There are lot of Marylands.

Satts

Better out than in.

HerrScheisse

Baltamore? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

Chuck Stone

If some dirty **** was constantly gas blasting next to me in work I report the ****er too tbh. I'm not fond of breathing in other people's gut gas.

Sam Kade

mattjack wrote: »

Who ever heard of a country called Maryland ,next there'll be a Turkey or a Grease.

Not many, considering it is a state

iDave

As it happens I just farted. Waiting for gf to react

jdee99

I know a mate whose gf was giving him a yearly special (it was his birthday) under the duvet covers and he let one rip - he still bears the scars to this day!

Sky King

They are worse for handing him a meticulously crafted log. Hyprocites.

Capt'n Midnight

http://physchem.ox.ac.uk/msds/HY/hydrogen_sulfide.html

Highly toxic - may be fatal if inhaled. Inhalation of a single breath at a concentration of 1000 ppm ( 0.1% ) may cause coma. Corrosive when moist. Skin contact may cause burns. There is a rapid loss of sense of smell on exposure to gas concentrations above 150 ppm, and this means that the extent of exposure may be underestimated. Perception threshold ranges from 0.5 ppt to 0.1 ppm. Irritant. Asphyxiant.

Dartz

Once got kicked out of a mock exam in school for farting.

The trick is to swallow a lot of air an hour before and not burp it up. It'll then filter on down through the intestines over the next sixty minutes or so before making a stunning ripper because there's so much gas behind it.

Scruffles

mattjack wrote: »

Who ever heard of a country called Maryland ,next there'll be a Turkey or a Grease.

it isnt actualy a country,its a big theme park based on mary magdeline.

corktina

it's a wind-up surely!