Noisy eaters! Rant

Adamocovic

Ok so am I the only one who gets extremely pissed off with noisy eaters? With every loud smacking of their lips I get angrier and angrier. Do these people thrive on their ability to eat like some sort of mentally challenged dog chowing into some porridge? Is it so much to ask them to stop eating their food in this painfully annoying manner? Every time I'm beside someone like this I get the urge to shoot my brains out just to not have to suffer anymore. PLease say I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

Where To

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Sorry, what?

amacca

sits back and chews popcorn loudly while awaiting thread development!

Adamocovic

:mad:
ha I feel much better getting letting it out now. I had to painfully endure a solid two hours of a noisy eater with a seamlessly endless box of popcorn before that rant.

Immaculate Pasta

Adamocovic wrote: »

Ok so am I the only one who gets extremely pissed off with noisy eaters? With every loud smacking of their lips I get angrier and angrier. Do these people thrive on their ability to eat like some sort of mentally challenged dog chowing into some porridge? Is it so much to ask them to stop eating their food in this painfully annoying manner? Every time I'm beside someone like this I get the urge to shoot my brains out just to not have to suffer anymore. PLease say I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

I wish you wouldn't sit on the fence with these kind of issues OP. Please tell us how you really feel.

doolox

We'll be long enough dead to worry about the noise we make eating food, what annoys me are intolerant killjoys who make other peoples lives a misery with their hypercritical moaning.

willmunny1990

If you don't like noisy eaters, the fúck off when they're eating.

Simples.

stdidit

I hear yeah OP

1ZRed

willmunny1990 wrote: »

If you don't like noisy eaters, the fúck off when they're eating.

Simples.

Why not just shut your fucking mouth when you eat? Hardly difficult

Lenin Skynard

Agree OP, it's completely unnecessary and disgusting.

Adamocovic

doolox wrote: »

We'll be long enough dead to worry about the noise we make eating food, what annoys me are intolerant killjoys who make other peoples lives a misery with their hypercritical moaning.

ha fair enough doolox, but this is something that is a pet peeve for me and I'm sure there are many people with pet peeves and no matter how much they dont want something to annoy them it will.

Where To

1ZRed wrote: »

Why not just shut your fucking mouth when you eat? Hardly difficult

What are you supposed to do then? Stuff the Coco Pops up your nose?!!

gg2

I have a friend who makes a ridicules amount of noise while eating... Only person I'm ever heard nom nomming in the most annoying nasel way, just thinking about it is grating on me. Also eats with her mouth open and is very very prone to drooling- wonder is it all linked.

My boyfriend would be a loud eater as well with the likes of chewy sweets, but I'll say it to him to STFU

Or people slurping tea!!! ARRRRGH!!

Gee_G

Totally agree. Also, people chewing gum loudly,drives me mad! Can't think of how to describe the noise but ya'll know what I'm Talking about

dxhound2005

doolox wrote: »

We'll be long enough dead to worry about the noise we make eating food, what annoys me are intolerant killjoys who make other peoples lives a misery with their hypercritical moaning.

Doesn't annoy me.

saiint

i always eat with me mouth open
for the sole purpose of annoying you closed mouth eaters !!!!

1ZRed

Where To wrote: »

What are you supposed to do then? Stuff the Coco Pops up your nose?!!

http://forum-img.pinside.com/pinball/forum/?bb_attachments=435109&bbat=46513&inline

Adamocovic

Ha the can of worms is open...I dont mind a little bit of noise but when it sounds like youre performing oral sex to your food its gets annoying. I remember when I was younger I asked my sister could she eat quieter....it was the angriest I had ever seen her

Fromthetrees

If you go live on the side of a mountain by yourself you can avoid this problem op.

stdidit

Fromthetrees wrote: »

If you go live on the side of a mountain by yourself you can avoid this problem op.

Tried this, but sheep and cows are loud eating fukers too

Adamocovic

Fromthetrees wrote: »

If you go live on the side of a mountain by yourself you can avoid this problem op.

Oh believe fromthetrees at times like that I nearly would. Like its like I turn into the Hulk except weaker, boring and whiny

Wise Old Elf

A work colleague has a habit of coming into my "office" while eating an apple, loudly. Kindly **** off please!

willmunny1990

1ZRed wrote: »

Why not just shut your fucking mouth when you eat? Hardly difficult

Cause I don't feel like it. And if you don't like it, you can lick my ball sack.

Gummy Panda

I know someone who eats food like have been starving in a POW camp and is out of breath from eating. Its horrible.

LadyMayBelle

Google 'misophonia'. Granted we all get pissed off with slurpy noisy eaters but when it turns to rage...

Duvetdays

I used to work with this guy that had the mankiest yellow plaque teeth and he'd sit across the table from you in the canteen with his filthy dirty anorak on eating with his fingers, he was the noisiest eater reminded me of a wildebeest grazing in the Serengeti. Minging.

Scruffles

QFT OP.
am diagnosed at a profound level of hyperacusis-the stress from sounds often trigger epilepsy seizures,one of the worst sounds of mine to deal with is sloppy noisy eating and am living in a place full of folks who try to cram food down as fast as possible or they leave their mouth hanging on the floor resulting in the agony,the horrible noise.
dad was always the same so have just left the room whenever people eat,its really difficult getting people to 'shut their mouths',they dont hear it like outsiders may do.

perhaps use something that has a good recording function, try recording them on the sly and playing it back to them so they can hear it from another persons view.
close up filming them on the sly to woud be good for them to see what they are like.
be a good sport and print them off some sheets on oral motor exercises,slack oral motor skills cause a slack mouth and poor breathing control.

there is actualy a name for people who have a hatred of sound and another for people who have a sensitivity to only certain sounds such as noisy eating but we not allowed to make any medical label suggestions here.

galwayrush

Tea, Soup slurpers deserve the death penalty.

dvae

its not noisy eaters that annoys me, its the lad at work who continues to take
two bites from his sandwich, followed immediately by a gulp of tea.

3ndahalfof6

Adamocovic wrote: »

Ok so am I the only one who gets extremely pissed off with noisy eaters? With every loud smacking of their lips I get angrier and angrier. Do these people thrive on their ability to eat like some sort of mentally challenged dog chowing into some porridge? Is it so much to ask them to stop eating their food in this painfully annoying manner? Every time I'm beside someone like this I get the urge to shoot my brains out just to not have to suffer anymore. PLease say I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

Canard

I feel that OP, to the point of irrationality probably. I have to leave the room or put my earphones in if someone's eating loudly. It probably is misophonia but it's definitely quite widespread!

Hollzy

I don't mind noisy eaters but it was my understanding that everyone learns as a child not to chew with their mouth open? It's disgusting!

Adamocovic

Patchy~ wrote: »

I feel that OP, to the point of irrationality probably. I have to leave the room or put my earphones in if someone's eating loudly. It probably is misophonia but it's definitely quite widespread!

Looking into it, it does sound like I might have it. Ha I try not let it annoy me but I can't help it

Im_That_Girl

I admit I am a noisy eater but I can't help it and to be fair it's not my fault. I have a problem with my jaw bones which should have been fixed quite easily as a child (before the bones stopped growing) but my parents were too cheap to pay for the braces. So now my only option is surgery which ain't happening because I'll be left with scars on my face.

Eramen

I tend to eat a bit noisily if I am eating by myself. I don't do it on purpose.. I think.

But yes, I do hate teh **nomnomnom** :pac:

strokeslover

Noisy, disgusting c*nts.

face1990

Absolutely hate it.
It's disgusting, inconsiderate and very easily avoided (excepting people with actual, related medical conditions).

There's no excuse for making everyone in the room listen to food slosh around your mouth. Eat like a civilised person you uncouth so-and-so.

Mrs Garth Brooks

My sister bangs her spoon of the bowl with every spoonful of breakfast. Same with forks and picking up food from a plate.

WindSock

I have the type of mouth that makes noise voluntarily when I eat. I can't help it, it drives me nuts to hear myself eating and crunching loudly.
So i can only eat soft things like burgers, chips, lobster and chocolate. It sucks.

MaxSteele

It's fcuking unbearably irritating and the fcukers know it too.

You should try eat a hot meal around my father. He sounds like a horse walking on a cobbled street in Edwardian London.

Hannibal Smith

doolox wrote: »

We'll be long enough dead to worry about the noise we make eating food, what annoys me are intolerant killjoys who make other peoples lives a misery with their hypercritical moaning.

the other side of the coin would be...we're only here for a short time why endure something that annoys you.

Hannibal Smith

MaxSteele wrote: »

It's fcuking unbearably irritating and the fcukers know it too.

You should try eat a hot meal around my father. He sounds like a horse walking on a cobbled street in Edwardian London.

Haha fantastic imagery

donalg1

I am with the OP on this one, if you want to eat like an animal maybe you should eat out of a trough or doggie bowl, close your mouth when you eat its just good manners.

Nailin4Whales

Spish.. spish.. spish.. spish.. spish.. *random sneeze sends all the food in my mouth flying onto the table and the floor*

Canard

Or when someone is eating something with a fork and rubbing it off their teeth every time. Wrecks my head. Or drinking from a bottle and making this horrible sort of "bloop" noise as they take it away from their mouth? I don't know many who do it but it's SO annoying.

I wish it didn't get on my nerves though, it's not like people enjoy being driven up the wall. :rolleyes:

Mr Chuckles

Adamocovic wrote: »

Ok so am I the only one who gets extremely pissed off with noisy eaters? With every loud smacking of their lips I get angrier and angrier. Do these people thrive on their ability to eat like some sort of mentally challenged dog chowing into some porridge? Is it so much to ask them to stop eating their food in this painfully annoying manner? Every time I'm beside someone like this I get the urge to shoot my brains out just to not have to suffer anymore. PLease say I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

I agree with you. Some people suffer more from this than others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Jimoslimos

gg2 wrote: »

I have a friend who makes a ridicules amount of noise while eating... Only person I'm ever heard nom nomming in the most annoying nasel way, just thinking about it is grating on me. Also eats with her mouth open and is very very prone to drooling- wonder is it all linked.

My boyfriend would be a loud eater as well with the likes of chewy sweets, but I'll say it to him to STFU

Or people slurping tea!!! ARRRRGH!!

Actually in some cultures, such as Japanese, slurping soup is accepted as a polite way of letting your host know you enjoy the food!

lounakin

Adamocovic wrote: »

Ok so am I the only one who gets extremely pissed off with noisy eaters? With every loud smacking of their lips I get angrier and angrier. Do these people thrive on their ability to eat like some sort of mentally challenged dog chowing into some porridge? Is it so much to ask them to stop eating their food in this painfully annoying manner? Every time I'm beside someone like this I get the urge to shoot my brains out just to not have to suffer anymore. PLease say I'm not the only one who this drives mad!

It used to drive me mad until I realised that 2 of the people I know who do this are actually tongue-tied and have no choice. A LOT of people have undiagnosed tongue-ties and they cannot swallow as well as others. Now before I say: 'would you please eat like a human' I ask if they are tongue-tied
That said, this kind of bad habit is hard to kick.