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Can you lift yourself up from the Ground without using Hands or Knees

  • 16-12-2012 5:35pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭


    Apparently, if you cant you"re six times more likely to die young.
    Apparently.

    Well can you?

    I can.:D










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    Senorwipesalot will not be held responsible for any injuries,death or damage incurred by boardsies


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I can. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I threw my back out trying to lie down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    easy, if I'm lying on my back, sit up, lift knees up so that feet are on flat on ground, lean forward and then stand up. :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    you mean
    lying down on your backside

    then sitting up, then getting up without hands or knees? then yes i can
    but obviously as you get older you cant
    so your logic is flawed and that means everyone will die young at some stage ( even though when your older you wont be able to do it ) so you wont exactly be young anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    I threw my back out trying to lie down

    Sue the OP $$$$


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    What about elbows and wrists?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Are you referring to cock pushups ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    A couple of packs of Viagra...and job's a good 'un.


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    How can you not use your knees to stand up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    I'm so fat that, if I lie on my belly, I can't reach the ground with any other body parts.

    So I guess I pass the test ... woohoo!!

    :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Without using your knees? But they're part of your legs. You need to involve them in the whole standing up process. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    Hrelp hrelp ive fallen nd i can;t git up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    How can you not use your knees to stand up?

    You can use them, you have to as you say, but you can't kneel and then use that to stand up, you are meant to be able to do it without needing any part of your body to support your weight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭scouttio


    Definitely talking about cockpush-ups


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    How can you not use your knees to stand up?
    Without using your knees? But they're part of your legs. You need to involve them in the whole standing up process. :confused:

    Known as IRA push ups.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    So you have to get up of the ground while keeping your legs completely straight? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Are you referring to cock pushups ?
    Nforce wrote: »
    A couple of packs of Viagra...and job's a good 'un.


    :D
    scouttio wrote: »
    Definitely talking about cockpush-ups


    So this is a male only test :confused::rolleyes:;):)


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Can you lift yourself up from the ground without using Hands or Knees

    Yes. I call it jumping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Bambi wrote: »
    So you have to get up of the ground while keeping your legs completely straight? :confused:
    No,just not to kneel or use arms as leverage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Candie wrote: »
    Yes. I call it jumping.

    You use your knees for jumping!! Quit undermining the knees people! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Just tried,can't do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    kneemos wrote: »
    Just tried,can't do it.

    Username fail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This new interactive boards could catch on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    Nforce wrote: »
    A couple of packs of Viagra...and job's a good 'un.


    :D
    Bah u need medication. Psh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Can you lift yourself up from the Ground without using Hands or Kneesling

    FYP


    Yeah, even at my age I can. Some karate instructors insist on doing this at the end of a class, though I don't as it only discourages students who already know they are overweight.


    Z


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Are you allowed to cross your legs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Are you allowed to cross your legs?

    Only if you're a chick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Are you allowed to cross your legs?

    Impossible without crossing your legs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Do you mean levitate?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    I've no legs. Does that mean I'm going to die young?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Simples, I find the nearest phone-box, put on my cape and off I go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 714 ✭✭✭PlainP


    Would standing on your tippy toes not suffice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    I failed to do it OP but this sums up what happened and why I can't at this moment in time....



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I've just carpetburned my ass, and I don't even have a carpet.

    Cheers OP:mad:


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