Secret santa at work

puddinboxxx

We do this at work and I need some ideas,its just meant to be a laugh
Last year I got a fella a hamster..
The budget is 5-10 quid..
Go web go.

HondaSami

Crickets. They make a nice pet and just throw them a bit of lettuce and there grand.

puddinboxxx

puddinboxxx wrote: »

We do this at work and I need some ideas,its just meant to be a laugh
Last year I got a fella a hamster..
The budget is 5-10 quid..
Go web go.

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Answer: A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

Collie D

A real hamster?

Riamfada

Did the hamster see the funny side of it?

Fr_Dougal

Riamfada wrote: »

Did the hamster see the funny side of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

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Shryke

1 yoke.

Swampy

Some one posted a bargain alert for a personal massager. Think it was around €10.

spankysue

Some crotchless underwear, only if you got a man though, and give him a suggestive wink as you hand it to him.

Collie D

I was given one of these this year. Works too, love it. Dying to use it in pub or on the street

http://gdhailan.en.alibaba.com/product/695385320-212178166/Promotion_Lowest_price_telephone_retro_handset_for_all_mobile_phone.html?tracelog=cgsotherproduct1

Where To

Michael Buble's Christmas album

Teyla Emmagan

Poor hamster :mad:

Animals aren't meant to be jokes.

Mr.Crinklewood

puddinboxxx wrote: »

We do this at work and I need some ideas,its just meant to be a laugh
Last year I got a fella a hamster..
The budget is 5-10 quid..
Go web go.

This year get him a cardboard tube and a little hamster sized miners hat and torch.

puddinboxxx

Hmmm intriguing,my two ideas so far is a goldfish or else a picture of himself on a tshirt saying this man loves cock

Shryke

Get him some stuff for his hamster.

franktheplank

puddinboxxx wrote: »

or else a picture of himself on a tshirt saying this man loves cock

They're soooo in right now.

Duckworth_Luas

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Poor hamster :mad:

Animals aren't meant to be jokes.

Explain the platypus then!

validusername1

You should get him this

Duggy747

An iPad Mini box with a poo inside it.

Kylo Ren

Get your secret santa pregnant OP. It requires a lower budget than not getting them pregnant as the cost of condoms is deducted and it would be a great surprise, especially if it's a man.

Il Trap

Hate this secret Santa boll*cks. Waste of a tenner and time spent picking out some pure shi*e that is neither wanted nor appreciated in most cases. I got a Russian ushanka hat from a colleague one year, another year one of those singing fish! Its not 'great craic'. Its just a nuisence.

Humbug! :pac:

Sergeant

It's the perfect opportunity to tell your colleague what you really think of them using the mask of anonymity.

If they smell - buy a can of extra-strong deodorant and a bar of soap. If their breathe smells like a used nappy then buy them a bottle of mouthwash. If you just don't like them, buy them a 'I'm a cúnt' mug. You also get to see their reaction as they open it.

christ on a bike!

Il Trap wrote: »

Hate this secret Santa boll*cks. Waste of a tenner and time spent picking out some pure shi*e that is neither wanted nor appreciated in most cases. I got a Russian ushanka hat from a colleague one year, another year one of those singing fish! Its not 'great craic'. Its just a nuisence.

Humbug! :pac:

and there it is

puddinboxxx

Ran low on time so went for the safest option,goldfish with a picture of himself


And ps last years hamster is alive and well

davet82

a guy in my job (married with 3 children) got a female member of staff (also married with 3 children) a g-string in our kris kindle, that was the last year we had one

Where To

davet82 wrote: »

a guy in my job (married with 3 children) got a female member of staff (also married with 3 children) a g-string in our kris kindle, that was the last year we had one

Were they married to different people?:eek:

davet82

Where To wrote: »

Were they married to different people?:eek:

yup

Mr. CooL ICE

Sergeant wrote: »

It's the perfect opportunity to tell your colleague what you really think of them using the mask of anonymity.

Friend of mine got a catapult and a separate case of metal ball bearings. He couldn't decide if that meant he was the office psycho, or if the office psycho was his secret santa :pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Just give them a ten note. It's the easiest option and nobody is ever disappointed with a cash gift.

Rasmus

Since when is it called Secret Santa here?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Rasmus wrote: »

Since when is it called Secret Santa here?

American import, traditionally it's been referred to as Kris Kindle here.