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Clerks 3

  • 12-12-2012 12:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,242 ✭✭✭✭


    Kevin Smith has announced that instead of 'Hit Somebody' being his last film (it'll now be a TV mini-series), he's going to try and make Clerks 3 as his last film. There's still a lot of issues over whether or not it'll get made as the Weinsteins still owe them money from Clerks 2, and the Weinsteins also get first and last-matching buying rights for the film (though Smith doesn't want to work with them again so he needs them to pass on it). Then there's also Jeff Anderson (Randal) who doesn't really want to do it, especially due to the money he's owed from the last one.

    Smith also said that the film is about life in your 40's, a love of movies, and is very emotional as well as being funny. He said he wants the whole thing to be in black and white (though they'd likely have to shoot in colour and then change it).

    It might not happen until 2014 or later due to the rights and money issues (and Hit Somebody likely happening next year too), and the fact Smith will probably smoke too much weed and come up with a different idea instead. But it seems he's been working on it for a few months now anyway.

    I think (bar the black and white thing which is just unnecessary) it might be great. I think Scott Mosier will be back producing so hopefully he should be able to keep Smith in check and focused.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Meh, both Clerks movies are insanely overrated, more circle jerking from Smith and his friends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,242 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    krudler wrote: »
    Meh, both Clerks movies are insanely overrated, more circle jerking from Smith and his friends.

    I really liked Clerks 2, though I thought the amount of references to Clerks 1 was unnecessary. Clerks 1 was supposed to be about one bad day for two friends. Yet ten years later, they have Dante and Randal still making references to that one day as if it was the most important day of their lives and they remember every bit of it. Just seemed a little forced (The "I assure you we're re-open" sign, Randal saying "Are you even supposed to be here today"). Other than that though, I thought it was pretty great.

    So long as he doesn't go too fan-service with the next one, it might be alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,506 ✭✭✭Oafley Jones


    krudler wrote: »
    Meh, both Clerks movies are insanely overrated, more circle jerking from Smith and his friends.

    I'll still defend Clerks, it was a decent enough debut. I doubt too many people out his fervent fanbase rate it that highly. As for Clerks 3 well It's kind of perfect that Smith is once again scuttling back to the exhausted roach filled well that is his viewaskew universe. I'm struggling to think of an active film maker whom I respect less.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Penn wrote: »
    I really liked Clerks 2, though I thought the amount of references to Clerks 1 was unnecessary. Clerks 1 was supposed to be about one bad day for two friends. Yet ten years later, they have Dante and Randal still making references to that one day as if it was the most important day of their lives and they remember every bit of it. Just seemed a little forced (The "I assure you we're re-open" sign, Randal saying "Are you even supposed to be here today"). Other than that though, I thought it was pretty great.

    So long as he doesn't go too fan-service with the next one, it might be alright.

    Ha, anyone who works in retail will tell you a day like Clerks is a run of the mill day (maybe not the hockey on the roof and funeral bit) but the stupid customers and strange occurrences, have hundreds of those from my years on the retail front line :pac:

    I like Smith he's funny and a better standup/talker than a director, but there's wayyyy too much referencing and backslapping in his movies, ho ho there's Mooby from Dogma aren't we clever, ahhh that guy is wearing a quick stop shirt, REFERENCE! etc etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Give it a fcuking rest.

    The goodwill earned from his first 3 or so films has run out...

    Though, I did enjoy "Red State" slightly.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Clerks spoke to me, it really did. I worked 3 years in a newsagent and the kind of character and situations... if only I'd turned it into a movie.

    Clerks 2 was rubbish, mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    I enjoyed both Clerks films and would be happy to watch a third one. Will I be disappointed if it doesn't get made? No.

    But if it does happen I'll watch it. I quite like the characters and the inane conversations they have. It's 90 minutes of light entertainment and I'm ok with that.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Difficult not to see this as a last, desperate return to the well for a director who pretty much lost much of the good-will and patience his audience might have had for him once.

    He strikes me as something of the quentessential student director/writer, who was quickly found out when asked to grow-up and produce something with substance. His early stuff had charm definitely, but were a little overrated, looking back.

    To be fair, some of his talks can been entertaining - I always enjoy the one on his involvement with the aborted Superman film from the 90s - but otherwise I think he's a bit of a spent force; with the recent rants & outbursts making him appear a bit of an ass to boot.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Smith is one of those frustrating film makers who once showcased a lot of talent but is not simply rehasing old ideas or going out of his way to try and get some attention. His recent whine fest over critics not liking Red State was embarrassing and really turned me off of him, it seems that at this stage he is replying to every negative comment about him on the internet so I expect to see him race on here to defend himself and call us all names pretty soon. He's like the bigger more talented Terry McMahon.

    Clerks 3 is a last desperate attempt by him to reclaim some sense of respectability and pander to his more fevered fan base.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,397 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I think Clerks 2 is brilliant. There, I said it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Roar


    the first half of red state was great, the second half complete sh!t.

    I enjoyed Clerks 2, but not so much that I wanted to watch it more than twice. Randal's "terrorists?" line at the start was probably my favourite thing about it, I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

    The only film of his I find myself watching semi regularly is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - as a cartoon movie, it's perfect!

    Met the guy once, after his first show in Vicar Street a few years back and he was incredibly nice and friendly, and seemed to be genuinely interested in talking to me.

    as for Clerks 3, I wouldn't be too hopeful, but I'd still go to see it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I think Clerks 2 is brilliant. There, I said it I'm having a stroke, please alert medical authorities

    No problem Mickeroo I have them on the phone now! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,506 ✭✭✭Oafley Jones


    Smith is one of those frustrating film makers who once showcased a lot of talent but is not simply rehasing old ideas or going out of his way to try and get some attention. His recent whine fest over critics not liking Red State was embarrassing and really turned me off of him, it seems that at this stage he is replying to every negative comment about him on the internet so I expect to see him race on here to defend himself and call us all names pretty soon. He's like the bigger more talented Terry McMahon.

    Clerks 3 is a last desperate attempt by him to reclaim some sense of respectability and pander to his more fevered fan base.

    Smith's always been like that. He's great if your only exposure is the odd talk he gives but he's absolutely insufferable in larger doses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I think Clerks 2 is brilliant. There, I said it.

    It is a brilliant film.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Smith's always been like that. He's great if your only exposure is the odd talk he gives but he's absolutely insufferable in larger doses.

    It's gotten ridiculous since Red State came out. He has really gone out of his way to alienate pretty much every reviewer out there. Red State is a deeply flawed film that in the hands of a better film maker could have been something challenging and special but in Smiths it came across as childish and poorly made. Critics were right to savage the film, it was pretty terrible and not all that interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,242 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I think Clerks 2 is brilliant. There, I said it.

    It's weird, as much as I like Clerks 2 (and I do), I've probably watched the Making Of documentary (Back to the well) they made for it more. I get more of an urge to watch that than to watch Clerks 2.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭Brien


    I'm gonna go against about 90% of posters here an say im happy he's returning to a series that often made me chuckle. I like deep thoughtful movies as much as i like movies with a rubber poop monster. For me, smith has done both (chasing Amy for the first example)

    As a previous poster has said, lately he has made simple fun movies you can forget afterwards, as I would expect another clerks film to be. I have no problem referencing old films, as its often a reminder of the best jokes (yo, affleck was the bomb in phantoms!!!).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Chasing Amy is by far his best movie, I like his Evening With.. talks though, the whole Tim Burton Superman debacle is hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    krudler wrote: »
    Chasing Amy is by far his best movie, I like his Evening With.. talks though, the whole Tim Burton Superman debacle is hilarious.

    I recently rewatched Chasing Amy after not watching it in years. I've always loved that movie. But my god does it suck. Fuck my arse. It actually weirded me out how much I now hate pretty much all his movies. What I once, as a teenager, thought was clever and poignant, now just seems juvenile and retarded. Which actually saddens me a little bit to say... But by far my most hated of his works is Clerks 2. It took the best of Smith's work and molested it. I hope this idea dies on its arse. Though, if it does stop Smith making any more crap films, I'll be happy enough for it to go ahead, I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Loved Clerks 2, hated Red State. He should stick to podcasts though. Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman is very funny and has Smith at his best, Talking!

    I'd welcome and probably go see Clerks 3. For me Dogma is his best and my favorite Smith movie.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,731 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I think Clerks 2 is brilliant. There, I said it.

    The biggest problem with Clerks 2 is that while there are some scenes that do recapture that geeky charm of the original, it's also chock full of several of the most unintentionally cringey scenes I've ever sat through in a cinema. Smith over his career, but especially recently (barring Red State, which had issues of its own), has always had this horrific crowd-pleasing, sentimental streak that pulls his films down. Mallrats falls apart in its turgid third act, as does Clerks 2. Zack & Miri is iffy throughout, and Jersey Girl is just all round appalling.

    Frankly, at this point I just think Kevin Smith is a bad filmmaker. Yes, I did very much enjoy Clerks and Chasing Amy in my late teens, but I'm actually kind of scared to go back to them now in case they don't hold up (I'm sure they do to some degree at least). Even the beloved Dogma leaves me pretty cold. TBH I don't think an early retirement is all that bad an idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,904 ✭✭✭✭Zero-Cool


    Absolutely love clerks and clerks 2 was good. 'would you f#ck me? Id f#ck me'

    Really looking forward to this, if it does happen anyway.

    Smith has a great story about making a documentary for Prince and then Prince just keeping it for himself and not showing anyone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    the funniest thing about clerks 2 was the star wars/lord of the rings joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,557 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Porch Monkeys!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    I have a bit of a soft spot towards Smith, though it's more for his speaking content than his films (haven't seen his last few outings). He dedicated an episode of Hollywood Babble-On to the topic of Clerks 3 where he speaks very candidly about the whole thing and the dispute with the Weinsteins. It's a good listen:

    http://smodcast.com/episodes/giant-sized-annual-1-clerks-iii-audience-0/


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hank Schrader


    Clerks was ok


    Clerks 2 was funny as **** (can i see Kelly now)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,345 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    People are writing him off a lot here imo, expecting something from the man he can't provide, a 10 out of 10 movie in both writing writing and direction. Personally I've avoided Cop Out but a lot of people use it as a stick to beat him with, it was never going to work with the problems with Willis. He has those films, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks 1 and 2 that I really enjoyed and will revisit in the future that will have me rate him highly no matter what he produces from now. It helps I suppose that I listen to the podcasts so I can associate with his grievances with regards critics and other things.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Liam O wrote: »
    People are writing him off a lot here imo, expecting something from the man he can't provide, a 10 out of 10 movie in both writing writing and direction. Personally I've avoided Cop Out but a lot of people use it as a stick to beat him with, it was never going to work with the problems with Willis. He has those films, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks 1 and 2 that I really enjoyed and will revisit in the future that will have me rate him highly no matter what he produces from now. It helps I suppose that I listen to the podcasts so I can associate with his grievances with regards critics and other things.

    A lot of Smith fanatics blame Willis got Cop Out being a terrible film but most of the fault lies with Smith. It really is a truly terrible film with no redeeming qualities. I watched it just before watching Donkey Punch and would sooner show Donkey Punch to an audience than I would Cop Out. Really is just a terrible excuse for a film. Smith has made some fun films, Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrata, Dogma, Chading Amy and Jay and Silent Bob the film but none of them really stands up to repeat viewing and as you grow older you find them enjoying them less and less, something which I call the Ferris Bueller effect


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,397 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Darko wrote: »

    A lot of Smith fanatics blame Willis got Cop Out being a terrible film but most of the fault lies with Smith. It really is a truly terrible film with no redeeming qualities. I watched it just before watching Donkey Punch and would sooner show Donkey Punch to an audience than I would Cop Out. Really is just a terrible excuse for a film. Smith has made some fun films, Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrata, Dogma, Chading Amy and Jay and Silent Bob the film but none of them really stands up to repeat viewing and as you grow older you find them enjoying them less and less, something which I call the Ferris Bueller effect

    I haven't revisited any of the Smith movies I like in quite a while but I can safely say Ferris Beuller still cracks me up as much as it did when I first watched it as a teenager,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,242 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    A lot of Smith fanatics blame Willis got Cop Out being a terrible film but most of the fault lies with Smith. It really is a truly terrible film with no redeeming qualities. I watched it just before watching Donkey Punch and would sooner show Donkey Punch to an audience than I would Cop Out. Really is just a terrible excuse for a film. Smith has made some fun films, Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrata, Dogma, Chading Amy and Jay and Silent Bob the film but none of them really stands up to repeat viewing and as you grow older you find them enjoying them less and less, something which I call the Ferris Bueller effect

    Cop Out was also the only film Smith directed, but didn't write.

    And from reading his book and listening to podcasts/Q&As, he did have a lot of trouble with Willis. Now, that's not to say that the same film in the hands of a more competent director would have been as bad, and a better director probably could have kept Willis in check more, but it's unfair to purely blame Smith for the film.

    As for his older films, I can still watch Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Zack & Miri and Dogma multiple times and still greatly enjoy them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭ManOnFire


    do love the first two but i feel he should leave these characters where they are, dont risk ruining it with a poor third. although il undoubtedly go and see it!


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I haven't revisited any of the Smith movies I like in quite a while but I can safely say Ferris Beuller still cracks me up as much as it did when I first watched it as a teenager,

    I think it's a symptom of getting older but I really don't enjoy it half as much as I did years back and when ever I watch it now I want to see him caught. Ferris is a terrible friend, a douche bag and has no problem screwing over the people he supposedly cares about to get what he wants.
    Penn wrote: »
    Cop Out was also the only film Smith directed, but didn't write.

    And from reading his book and listening to podcasts/Q&As, he did have a lot of trouble with Willis. Now, that's not to say that the same film in the hands of a more competent director would have been as bad, and a better director probably could have kept Willis in check more, but it's unfair to purely blame Smith for the film.

    As for his older films, I can still watch Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Zack & Miri and Dogma multiple times and still greatly enjoy them.

    I've rewatched most of Smith's films over the past year or so and while I still enjoy them a lot of the magic is gone. I think that as you grow older Smith's particular brand of juvenile humour just grows tiresome. I think that much like Guy Ritchie, Paul Anderson and a number of others he's a film maker best suited to directing from other peoples scripts.

    Cop Out is a terrible film and Smith has repeatedly stated he thinks so but much of the blame, in fact 95% of it lies at his feet. He can blame Willis, the producers, etc but at the end of the day as director it's his baby.


  • Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    I prefer Clerks II to the first one.......

    But yeah I'll definitely give this a look when it comes out, I enjoy his "askweniverse" films... his other stuff though....not so much.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭ManOnFire


    like his movies but find smith himself to be a bit of a cock!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,563 ✭✭✭✭peteeeed




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,574 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    I have no idea why they're making this. He did "film within a film" on Jay & Silent Bob, then did "Film within a film within a film" on Jay & Bob Reboot. What he thinks is at the bottom of this barrel is anyone's guess.


    Clerks 1 is still an important film for that point-in-time, but Smith as a director knows he has nothing to say at this point, and as far as I was aware had given up on his own career. Weird.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭steve_r


    Watched this last night.

    Smiths own heart attack had a big influence on this and literally rewrote the script for it.

    Its a mixed bag. It goes back to the first two films a lot, and really nearly all the jokes are callbacks (bar a few crypto digs).

    But the ending did move me and I do feel that there was a sincerity to it, and it was the first time in a very long time I felt Smith had something new or interesting to say.

    He lost his way as a filmmaker - maybe he never really had it but the early films did strike a cord with some of us.

    i dunno, if you loved the original, then it’s probably worth checking out (can’t remember if I liked clerks 2).

    If you weren’t mad on the original I’d avoid this like the plague.



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