magpie muck

frankythefish

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

El Guapo!

Eat da poo poo

Seedy Arling

Crow spunk is a much better way to get over it. Honest.

ChunkyLover_53

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

Yes. You should do this. I'm a Doctor.







*disclaimer: not actually a doctor.

Number Two for Joy?

Falcone

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

Daroxtar

You're honestly considering a witch doctor remedy of eating birds sh!t to make your stomach better? Logic has just left the building.

Ghandee

Falcone wrote: »

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

You sir, are a magpie shyte snob.

What's wrong with African magpie dung? Not good enough for ya?


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie_Shrike

Kess73

Falcone wrote: »

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

Yep.The long tailed shrike is what gets referred to as a magpie in Africa and it certainly is not a corvid like the Eurasian magpie. It only gets called a magpie shrike at times due to it being similar in colour to the Eurasian magpie.


Edit: Ghandee got there before me

annascott

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

:eek:

admiralofthefleet

dem fordiners comin over here takin our remedies

You have to eat poo from 2 magpies.....one only brings sorrow

senorwipesalot

You haven't lived till you have sucked a birds arse.

admiralofthefleet

senorwipesalot wrote: »

You haven't lived till you have sucked a birds arse.

do you lick the rim of the custard pot too?

Fr_Dougal

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

When I was a young fella we used to convince our Dublin cousins that rabbit droppings were currants. One visit they collected up a bucketful of rabbit poo to bake a cake.

You remind me of them, so you do.

PizzamanIRL

Your friend just trolled you.

Czarcasm

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

I'd just as soon spend the fiver on a bottle of gaviscon tbh!

Canis Lupus

How does one go about gathering magpie poo? Doesn't strike me as being a time efficient way of curing an upset tummy especially during the winter months.

keith16

dey ate our magpie shíte

Falcone

Dey tuk r Jays