out for a Sunday stroll - what have you seen?

morton

Was out walking this morning, and here's what I've seen so far.

When I turned out my gate, I saw the dog poo I stood in last night. I was not impressed when I stood in it then or when I had to wash it off before the Xfactor started or else I would have forgotten about it and it would've dried in.

Next I saw a crow eating a puked up takeaway. Nice.

A mile later I saw a used condom on the path. It looked empty though!

Taking a shortcut through church grounds, I saw a woman walking into the church with her dog! What happens when the collection starts in mass? How will the dog get his money out?

So what have you seen Today?

joydivision

I like bob dylans version better op .

SEPT 23 1989

a Wookiee

mattjack

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a Wookiee

Ah I saw him too, his Millennium Falcon is parked up the Aldi carpark.

Gummy Panda

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a Wookiee

The missus not shaving anymore?

Gyalist

Out walking the dog early this morning, saw a woman's wedge-heeled shoe lying on the footpath outside Eddie Rocket's on Rathmines Road. I guess the owner wouild be really annoyed when they wake up today to discover that they arrived home with just one shoe.

hairyprincess

Gyalist wrote: »

Out walking the dog early this morning, saw a woman's wedge-heeled shoe lying on the footpath outside Eddie Rocket's on Rathmines Road. I guess the owner wouild be really annoyed when they wake up today to discover that they arrived home with just one shoe.

Pick up that shoe and search high and low for the owner, she could be your very own real life Cinderella!!

morton

Gyalist wrote: »

Out walking the dog early this morning, saw a woman's wedge-heeled shoe lying on the footpath outside Eddie Rocket's on Rathmines Road. I guess the owner wouild be really annoyed when they wake up today to discover that they arrived home with just one shoe.

imagine waking up to a big dirty foot, wondering where the shoe went !

Lando Griffin

Have not gone outside but from my window I have seen.
The neighbours across the way go to mass.
Another neighbour is gone away all weekend and her
auto night light switched off.
A Robin landed on the window sill saw me anf flew away again.
A taxi pulled up and a rather drunk woman got out and went into her house. She is a married woman with 4 children.
Thats it so far.

Gyalist

hairyprincess wrote: »

Pick up that shoe and search high and low for the owner, she could be your very own real life Cinderella!!

The street sweepers had done their job when I was on my way back and the shoe was gone.

Seen a guy standing in dog shít last night.

girl in the striped socks

From my window I observed my dog catch & kill a mouse. He's now swinging it around as a warning to all other mice to stay away.
He's awesome.

joydivision

rarnes1 wrote: »

Seen a guy standing in dog shít last night.

Somebody didnt read the thread title .

Aciiiiiiiiiiid

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Have not gone outside but from my window I have seen.
The neighbours across the way go to mass.
Another neighbour is gone away all weekend and her
auto night light switched off.
A Robin landed on the window sill saw me anf flew away again.
A taxi pulled up and a rather drunk woman got out and went into her house. She is a married woman with 4 children.
Thats it so far.

Wouldn't like to live beside you!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BR3B8-DsXL8

bijapos

Went out to get the paper and some cheese for the toast, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to get the toast out from under the grill now.

kraggy

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Have not gone outside but from my window I have seen.
The neighbours across the way go to mass.
Another neighbour is gone away all weekend and her
auto night light switched off.
A Robin landed on the window sill saw me anf flew away again.
A taxi pulled up and a rather drunk woman got out and went into her house. She is a married woman with 4 children.
Thats it so far.

I love robins. They're pretty.

AnonoBoy

This morning I have seen:

• A guy taking photographs of double yellow lines on my street.
• A man who looked like he was on the way home from a party still fully dressed in a suit and tie. He looked rumpled but happy.
• A dog that looked like he was contemplating existence.
• My reflection in a guitar shop window (I'm handsome today)
• Stack of newspapers on a street corner.
• A couple wearing matching leggings and rain jackets unlocking their bikes in Ranelagh. (It made me vow never to buy matching outfits with anyone ever)

mike65

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

demanufactured

morton wrote: »

Was out walking this morning, and here's what I've seen so far.

When I turned out my gate, I saw the dog poo I stood in last night. I was not impressed when I stood in it then or when I had to wash it off before the Xfactor started or else I would have forgotten about it and it would've dried in.

Next I saw a crow eating a puked up takeaway. Nice.

A mile later I saw a used condom on the path. It looked empty though!

Taking a shortcut through church grounds, I saw a woman walking into the church with her dog! What happens when the collection starts in mass? How will the dog get his money out?

So what have you seen Today?

Jesus....you watch xfactor

Merkin

I've seen the gamey look in my OH's eyes which suggests a bit of sexy time is on the cards...!

Mint Sauce

Cyclists, runners, and walkers. My self being one of them.

morton

demanufactured wrote: »

Jesus....you watch xfactor

Well until last night no. Had to see what the fuss was about. My poor ears wont be the same again.

Fr_Dougal

bijapos wrote: »

Went out to get the paper and some cheese for the toast, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to get the toast out from under the grill now.

mike65 wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Jaysus...these attack ships must be fairly common...

AnonoBoy

mike65 wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

I have seen posts that have already been done on the first page! :pac:

Stained Class

Nobody mentioned Mass yet?

A hungover me was dragged along by my 7 year old daughter.

She's going thru a religious phase. Communion year & all that.

Spose it's good to make the effort now & again.