Boxes of Roses eaten.

Lando Griffin

The OH a few weeks ago bought a tin of Quality street and a tin of Roses.
The QS didnt last long except ehen she went to open them for the toy show there was only the Orange and Strawberry ones left.
She had the cheek to blame me and warned me about eating the Roses.
Now more than half the Roses are gone, wrappers left in tin cos I cant risk putting them in the bin.
I pigged out on them last night as I stayed at home while she was at her work do.
I fear that when I remember to buy the fresh tin THEY will be sold out.
This would never happened in the boom as we nearly bought a tin for everyone so I could hide my discretion now its different in the recession.
What to do?
Your thoughts?

MagicMarker

If she complains just punch her in the gee.

El Guapo!

Buy more roses.
They never sell out. At christmas, this country stocks up on tins of roses and we have enough to feed an African country.

wnolan1992

Grow a pair.

admiralofthefleet

stand up to her and be a man ffs

Hande hoche!

Buy a box of roses and empty into the tin.

admiralofthefleet

MagicMarker wrote: »

If she complains just punch her in the gee.

PUNT

El Weirdo

Well, you've saved the wrappers, so do a big pooh, don the Marigolds and start fashioning Walnut Whips and the like out of your faecal matter.

Then sit back after Christmas dinner and watch the in-laws' faces as they realise that something isn't quite right.

Rayne Wooney

Lando Griffin wrote: »

The OH a few weeks ago bought a tin of Quality street and a tin of Roses.
The QS didnt last long except ehen she went to open them for the toy show there was only the Orange and Strawberry ones left.
She had the cheek to blame me and warned me about eating the Roses.
Now more than half the Roses are gone, wrappers left in tin cos I cant risk putting them in the bin.
I pigged out on them last night as I stayed at home while she was at her work do.
I fear that when I remember to buy the fresh tin THEY will be sold out.
This would never happened in the boom as we nearly bought a tin for everyone so I could hide my discretion now its different in the recession.
What to do?
Your thoughts?

What? :eek:


You're doing it wrong, Lando.

admiralofthefleet

El Weirdo wrote: »

Well, you've saved the wrappers, so do a big pooh, don the Marigolds and start fashioning Walnut Whips and the like out of your faecal matter.

Then sit back after Christmas dinner and watch the in-laws' faces as they realise that something isn't quite right.

do this op, you wont even have to buy nuts for the walnut whip

TheMilkyPirate

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

What? :eek:


You're doing it wrong, Lando.

My thoughts exactly

Todd Gack

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Your thoughts?

Go on on a diet

franktheplank

I've got a contact. He could have you out of the country on a new passport before she gets home.

Alternatively, we could have her killed.

Failing that we could stage a break in where the burglar was a fat chocolate munchin baxtard.

Let me know, I can be your friend on this.

wendell borton

El Weirdo wrote: »

Well, you've saved the wrappers, so do a big pooh, don the Marigolds and start fashioning Walnut Whips and the like out of your faecal matter.

Then sit back after Christmas dinner and watch the in-laws' faces as they realise that something isn't quite right.

Nutty logs make a come back to tins of roses.

TheUsual

1./ Replace the chocolates when she is out Christmas shopping or wasting time gossiping with the neighbours.

or

2./ Don't bother. You are by now a total fat bastad and will die of a heart attack in about 3 days.

admiralofthefleet

replace them all with celebrations to make her think she is a mentalist

TheUsual

After Hours Memo : Don't anyone be tempted by the chocolates when you visit El Weirdo's this Christmas.

Shryke

Don't be a fat sad bastard. Your OP reminds me of this guy. Let it be a warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMQEdU6Blo

Amalgam

Piss on her chips, refill the tin with After Eights.

Anyone

Sure you may as well eat the rest of them now.

El Guapo!

El Weirdo wrote: »

Well, you've saved the wrappers, so do a big pooh, don the Marigolds and start fashioning Walnut Whips and the like out of your faecal matter.

Then sit back after Christmas dinner and watch the in-laws' faces as they realise that something isn't quite right.

Remind me never to go to your house for Christmas.

UglyBolloxFace

franktheplank wrote: »

I've got a contact. He could have you out of the country on a new passport before she gets home.

Alternatively, we could have her killed.

Failing that we could stage a break in where the burglar was a fat chocolate munchin baxtard.

Let me know, I can be your friend on this.

Coming soon....Love/Hate Series 4, starring Lando Griffin and Franktheplank.

Mr Benevolent

Roses and Quality Street, the default of a country that hasn't a clue what good chocolate tastes like.

phasers

does anyone want to swap their caramel barrels for my orange cremes?

El Weirdo

phasers wrote: »

does anyone want to swap their caramel barrels for my orange cremes?

Yeah, go on then.

dodderangler

The orange and strawberry ones are my favourite
I thought they were everyone's favourite

Abi

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I fear that when I remember to buy the fresh tin THEY will be sold out.

They'll be selling them all come Christmas eve for €4.99 a tin.


The shops sell tins of this stuff one minute past 12 at night after Halloween for people that buy tins of sweets and can't keep them for Christmas. They'll probably have sold you a 4 tins before Christmas week even hits.

Butterface

After all these years, I'm still in mourning for the loss of coffee cremes from the tin of Roses. How could you do this to me Cadbury's?!!:mad:

MagicMarker

Confab wrote: »

Roses and Quality Street, the default of a country that hasn't a clue what good chocolate tastes like.

Good chocolate tastes expensive.

Pherekydes

Buy a new tin of QS and put them in the Roses tin and tape the tin up again.

Then get her to open it...

Abi

Pherekydes wrote: »

Buy a new tin of QS and put them in the Roses tin and tape the tin up again.

Then get her to open it...

I'm actually all for this idea, proper mind fúck.

Ann22

I love the orange, strawberry and fudge Quality streets.

My son thinks freshly opened, tins of Roses smell like feet. I don't know about the feet thing but I'd prefer the Quality Street centres...although, deep inside my very being, I know Roses, being Cadbury's have uncomparable chocolate taste and texture.

Cantona's Collars

El Weirdo wrote: »

Well, you've saved the wrappers, so do a big pooh, don the Marigolds and start fashioning Walnut Whips and the like out of your faecal matter.

Then sit back after Christmas dinner and watch the in-laws' faces as they realise that something isn't quite right.

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Dec6RdFzw

dttq

I always try and nick as many Rose and orange roses out of a box/ tin when nobody is looking, the rest of the sweets are mingin tbh. Notice how all the sweets in the blue, green and silver wrappers are left until last, they are manky

tan11ie

dttq wrote: »

I always try and nick as many Rose and orange roses out of a box/ tin when nobody is looking, the rest of the sweets are mingin tbh. Notice how all the sweets in the blue, green and silver wrappers are left until last, they are manky

The blue ones are toffee...the best!!

Lando Griffin

dttq wrote: »

I always try and nick as many Rose and orange roses out of a box/ tin when nobody is looking, the rest of the sweets are mingin tbh. Notice how all the sweets in the blue, green and silver wrappers are left until last, they are manky

I must disagree with the majority of this statement.

padd b1975

Lando Griffin wrote: »

wrappers left in tin

Grounds for divorce right there.

shane.

Boxes of Roses eaten................buy health insurance

wyndham

Who the fck eats the toffee pennies? I thought everyone threw those away. They just rip your teeth out.

WoollyRedHat

Poo in the box of roses. When she looks at you with an air of disgust and bafflement, tell her that roses really smell like poo poo poo

GRMA

Heres what you do... we all know if you replace them you'll eat em again, but try that first, then;

Buy a necklace or a bracelet and put it in the empty roses Tin with some rose petals... Then insist it's not opened until christmas, when she does open it then, its not "Lando you fat prick!" but instead you are a thoughtful so and so...

crackers and cheese

.........this is after reminding me that there is a box of Celebrations hidden in
the turf box....Thanking you:D

phoenix999

Cadburys have ruined Roses and nestle their Celebrations by changing the shapes and the flavours. Why fix something if it' not broken. Used to love the round truffle and maltesar ones. Then they reduced them in size into some dumb shape. They ruined the taste too. Nestlé also fcuked up all the Aero bars.

lidllady

"Boxes of Roses eaten?" thought that this was going to be some sort of Rose of Tralee sex scandal!

IvySlayer

Christmas officially begins when you can finally open the Quality Street

holystungun9

MagicMarker wrote: »

If she complains just punch her in the gee.

If you do punch her in the gee, I will be around double quick time to massage her gee better with my penis. Be warned!

Lando Griffin

lidllady wrote: »

"Boxes of Roses eaten?" thought that this was going to be some sort of Rose of Tralee sex scandal!

Disgusting.

cloud493

Can't stand chocolate that comes in a tin like that personally, don't know why. Probably shouldn't have eaten it OP.