**** swung at me in the chipper...

Fromthetrees

Went down to the chipper to get a yummy burger meal to cheer me up after a long budget day. There was one other fela in the chipper when I went in who was properly drunk, had a longneck glass bottle on the counter, not good, he wanted chips but had no money it seemed.

I said one yummy burger meal with coke please, paid, and went to the back of the chipper to read all the crappy leaflets and flyers. I made sure I didn't turn my back on him because of the bottle, when yer one behind the counter said to him that you're going to have to leave the premises if you're not ordering food he decided to walk down to me, he said we'll go halves on a taxi alright, I said I live close by and shuffled to the side, he then swung at me but he was too drunk and slow and I narrowly avoided it as he stumbled trying to 'get me', I didn't like it.

I told the nice lady behind the counter I don't want to get a dig and I'll come back to get my yummy burger meal in 20 minutes, she said fine. Walked down to the shop to buy some chocolate and kill some time until the bad man left the chipper. Outside the shop there were 3 Gardai dealing with an old bum sitting on the ground with his pants around his ankles, he was wearing a charming pair of tightie whities though so at least his old todger wasn't on display. Said to the Garda that a fela swung for me in the chipper and I had to leave (Am I a rat now?) without my food, he said we have to deal with this ****ing eegit first but there's a paddy wagon on the way anyway, sound man.

Paddy wagon came to take away the old bum, I made my way back up to the chipper as another Garda car pulled up, 2 lads hopped out, went into the chipper and the **** who swung for me was still hassling the women behind the counter, they slapped the cuffs on him and he gave a little struggle but they managed to calm him down. Got my yummy burger meal and came home and ate it.

TL;DR, Next time I want takeaway I'm getting it delivered.

Melion

How was the burger?

FatherLen

how was it?

edit: dammit melion

Lando Griffin

Meal deal, long neck beer in a chipper, three guards in one spot.
No recession in your village.

mumo3

hope your yummy burger was still yummy after that!! do you feel a little better now after you rant .. I love a good rant

Mickey H

Could have been much worse. I mean, you could have been kidnapped, taken to a disused Shepherds hut in the woods and murdered.

BTW, how were the chips?

kfallon

On a scale of 1-10 how yummy was the burger?

10 being the yummiest yummyburger you ever could get!

Maybe the drunk heard you calling it a "yummy burger meal" and went for you

phasers

worst story ever

Grimebox

Was the burger any good?

Outkast_IRE

it better of been yummy

Fromthetrees

The burger was a 6.5 out of 10.
The chips with curry ketchup will get an 8.2 out of 10

Not worth the hassle.:(

FatherLen

did you at least find a fiver?

charlemont

Fromthetrees wrote: »

Went down to the chipper to get a yummy burger meal to cheer me up after a long budget day. There was one other fela in the chipper when I went in who was properly drunk, had a longneck glass bottle on the counter, not good, he wanted chips but had no money it seemed.

I said one yummy burger meal with coke please, paid, and went to the back of the chipper to read all the crappy leaflets and flyers. I made sure I didn't turn my back on him because of the bottle, when yer one behind the counter said to him that you're going to have to leave the premises if you're not ordering food he decided to walk down to me, he said we'll go halves on a taxi alright, I said I live close by and shuffled to the side, he then swung at me but he was too drunk and slow and I narrowly avoided it as he stumbled trying to 'get me', I didn't like it.

I told the nice lady behind the counter I don't want to get a dig and I'll come back to get my yummy burger meal in 20 minutes, she said fine. Walked down to the shop to buy some chocolate and kill some time until the bad man left the chipper. Outside the shop there were 3 Gardai dealing with an old bum sitting on the ground with his pants around his ankles, he was wearing a charming pair of tightie whities though so at least his old todger wasn't on display. Said to the Garda that a fela swung for me in the chipper and I had to leave (Am I a rat now?) without my food, he said we have to deal with this ****ing eegit first but there's a paddy wagon on the way anyway, sound man.

Paddy wagon came to take away the old bum, I made my way back up to the chipper as another Garda car pulled up, 2 lads hopped out, went into the chipper and the **** who swung for me was still hassling the women behind the counter, they slapped the cuffs on him and he gave a little struggle but they managed to calm him down. Got my yummy burger meal and came home and ate it.

TL;DR, Next time I want takeaway I'm getting it delivered.

Was that about an hour and a half ago on Bridge St ?

girl in the striped socks

A burger for dinner & chocolate while you wait for the burger to be cooked?
La di da to mr big spender on budget day.

franktheplank

Meat is murder.

campo

I once got swung at and told get back to my own country , I'm Irish and family Irish etc ,

Fr_Dougal

Sexy danger.

Fromthetrees

charlemont wrote: »

Was that about an hour and a half ago on Bridge St ?

Yeah man. The chipper was Lennox's on MacCurtain Street. Are you stalking me?

Frank Black

Melion wrote: »

How was the burger?

Battered, I'd imagine.

Doom

What a Yummy story......

kfallon

Fromthetrees wrote: »

The burger was a 6.5 out of 10.
The chips with curry ketchup will get an 8.2 out of 10

Not worth the hassle.:(

fergiesfolly

Just so I get the gist of it.
You left a woman on her own with a violent armed drunk?

humanji

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