Best comeback / karma that's heppened to you or someone you know

Neewbie_noob

Acquaintance of mine was in NI for a bit and was running low on fuel, smug basterd thought it be nice if he went to a filling station near the border to fill up, and had it in his head to skip off and not pay, as apparently the police can't do a thing once you cross the good 'aul border. So, he arrives at said petrol station and fills his almost empty tank up the the neck with petrol and goes to drive off

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His car is a diesel one

saiint

thats not karma
thats being an idiot for not knowing what fuel his car uses

castletownman

That's what she said.

/end thread

M cebee

saiint wrote: »

thats not karma
thats being an idiot for not knowing what fuel his car uses

even worse it's prob striped
complete muttonhead

Neewbie_noob

saiint wrote: »

thats not karma
thats being an idiot for not knowing what fuel his car uses

He was driving petrol for yonks, then switched. Easy mistake to make I assume, I've put the wrong nozzle into my own car before put never pumepd.

Frynge

Pighead

I've said enough

Neewbie_noob

M cebee wrote: »

it's prob striped

Shryke

Karma isn't real, and bastards have all the fun.

Andrewf20

The brother saw a boy racer type R head ripping up the hard shoulder of the M50 in evening rush hour traffic when the M50 itself was at a standstill, and therefore undertaking every other car stopped in-lane. Thankfully the local bobbies spotted it, and gave chase. A few minutes later they were getting booked. Boom!

My name is URL

I once hoped that a korma wasn't going to be too hot and then spilled it all over my legs

Celly Smunt

there's nothing better than having someone overtake a line of traffic in the bus lane,only to be stuck behind a stopped bus with nobody letting them back in.

otto_26

Girl I rented with thought she was very smart not having her name on the lease or bills! i.e she couldn't be held responsible for anything that happened within the house for bills and lease agreements...

Landlord refused to give her, her deposit back because she wasn't on the lease... wrong of landlord but she lost her deposit with all her smartness!!

buckfast69

A fella i used to work with was driving dublin to cork, he is an old enough lad in fifties and was driving a new toyota corolla at some stage as he was driving a boy racer in yellow yaris pulled along side beeping and flashing his lights, clearly looking to race, so my friend induldged him and sped up the yaris caught up again with and over took him. My buddy decided to let your man drive and didnt bother racing again. A few miles down the road he sees the yellow yaris again pulled in at the side of the road and the engine is on fire.

Senna

Two junior scumbags in Derry cycling down a footpath along the water, first one lifts his foot as he goes by a parked car and kicks the wing mirror, second one thinks this is great and lifts his foot pointing straight for the wing mirror, but he hits the hinge of the mirror and just stops dead in mid-air, the bike continues on and he hit the ground a good slap.
Never laughed as much in my life, served the little prick right.

Pottler

Some lad was slagging me because my dad was german and I punched him really hard in the gob!

Might not have been exactly karma, but I felt it was a good comeback. Intellectuals might disagree. Actually, almost everyone might disagree, but I thought it was a good comeback.

I thought of a witty put-down to say to him a few hours later, but it was too late. Which was a pity.

Neewbie_noob

Pottler wrote: »

Some lad was slagging me because my dad was german and I punched him really hard in the gob!

Might not have been exactly karma, but I felt it was a good comeback. Intellectuals might disagree. Actually, almost everyone might disagree, but I thought it was a good comeback.

I thought of a witty put-down to say to him a few hours later, but it was too late. Which was a pity.

Good on ya, did ya break any bones??

What was the comeback?

Fighting Irish

karma isn't real

Pottler

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

Good on ya, did ya break any bones??

What was the comeback?

Karmic bit was my fekin hand was in bits for about a week afterwards. Swelled like a baloon

minidazzler

Pottler wrote: »

Some lad was slagging me because my dad was german and I punched him really hard in the gob!

There are a lot of good reasons to hit people. Because you can't take a slagging is a dumb reason.

Once I killed a man.

Pottler

minidazzler wrote: »

There are a lot of good reasons to hit people. Because you can't take a slagging is a dumb reason.

Yeah, a "paddy" in a crappy inner city comprehensive in London with a german dad and a Dublin accent - try it some time:) Even the teachers had a field day on my first day at school, I discovered quickly the best comeback was a smack in the gob. Karma didn't feature too big in Kentish town. The kids from the flats weren't big into karma, funnily enough. They did quite like knives though.:) Anyhoo, back to the matter at hand..

Chuck Stone

A bad thing happened to a person who wasn't nice to me.

That'll learn him.

Pottler

Chuck Stone wrote: »

A bad thing happened to a person who wasn't nice to me.

That'll learn him.

Cienciano

pmcmahon wrote: »

there's nothing better than having someone overtake a line of traffic in the bus lane,only to be stuck behind a stopped bus with nobody letting them back in.

When someone lets them in, I think I hate them more than the prick that drove down the bus lane.

Pottler

Cienciano wrote: »

When someone lets them in, I think I hate them more than the prick that drove down the bus lane.

I love seeing a biker cop pull into view at the end of the lane. I get a warm feeling inside. Usually happens on the N4/M50 interchange.:)

Sauve

Pottler wrote: »

I love seeing a biker cop pull into view at the end of the lane. I get a warm feeling inside. Usually happens on the N4/M50 interchange.:)

Little karmic angels is what they are

bijapos

About 3 years ago I was dropping off stuff to a distributor in a warehouse, I was there for a few days showing various salespeople the new product and the ins and outs of it.

The day I got there one of the foremen was giving grief to a Polish worker, calling him everything under the sun, seems he does it often, is a borderline racist and a couple of people were telling him to shut up. He said one last thing to the Polish lad, turns around and walks into a pallet that was being lowered by a forklift.

He bust his nose on the pallet and it started bleeding badly. He tried to stop it by putting tissues up his nose but every time someone took the p1ss out of him he'd lose the rag and the nose would start bleeding again. This went on for the best part of the three days I was there doing the demo's, every time he would start shouting at someone the nose would just start flowing blood.

It seems that he tried to take a claim against the company as well but the incident happened in an area that he shouldn't have been in, and as a result would have been sacked and got zero compensation. Still laugh at it today.

Professey Chin

Girl using the excuse that anal isnt cheating.
Then one night boom! Rectal prolapse!!


may not have happened but if it did Id laugh my nuts off

Sauve

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Girl using the excuse that anal isnt cheating.
Then one night boom! Rectal prolapse!!


[SIZE="1"]may not have happened but if it did Id laugh my nuts off[/SIZE]

Pottler

Sauve wrote: »

Yeah, that's just eeuurghish. One up the bum, no harm done. That sort of ruins the whole illusion. Analway, let's not take this thread up the wrong passage. Back on theme, let's keep it pink.

irish son

A girl borrowed a pen from me in school once and never returned it.

So I sh*t in her school bag.

donegal_road

local hotelier barks orders to 2 Polish girls to clean and shine the floor in the hotel so she can see her face in it etc. 2 girls set to the job, and an hour later the hotelier marches back in to inspect, falls on her arse on the shiny floor and has to go to the hospital for a scan of her hip