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I fell off my dinosaur

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  • 04-12-2012 12:39am
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    EoghanIRL
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    Once there was a rabbit named Zebra. Zebra did not have stripes but he did have yellow and red polka dots. One day he visited a bucket of water and asked for glow-in-the-dark stripes. The bucket of water laughed and transformed itself into a banana. Then, the banana named Bucket of Water made the rabbit named Zebra a banana smoothie out of it self. Now Zebra is licking his lips because he loves Bucket of Water smoothies and pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliconvolcanoecoiousis


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    Chuck Stone
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    I came here to see a dinosaur.

    gjs-gorilla-sulking-50.3.jpg

    I want my money back.


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    Sarky
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    Where's the f*cking dinosaur?


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    #4
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Sarky wrote: »
    Where's the f*cking dinosaur?
    He took my kidney


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    Zombienosh
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    Star Lord
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    Sindri
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    It looks like an overused and under motivated penis. That's why he's droopy.

    Oh yeah and......

    p.s. I didn't buy the t-shirt!!!!! Up yours figure of authority!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


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    Sindri
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    Though I did think it was smashingly well designed, even if it did steal all my brilliant ideas from a thread in AH. :mad:

    For shame... sad-emoticon-msn.gif


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    Star Lord
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    Sindri wrote: »
    Though I did think it was smashingly well designed, even if it did steal all my brilliant ideas from a thread in AH. :mad:

    For shame... sad-emoticon-msn.gif

    AH? I don't even.


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    aaronjumper
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    I found fluff in my belly button.


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    Sindri
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    aaronjumper wrote: »
    I found fluff in my belly button.

    That's coz you wear aaron jumpers ;););););););););););););)

    geddit!

    (and because you're unhygienic and do not wash and that's why people won't sit beside you on the bus, not because they're being polite)


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    aaronjumper
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    Sindri wrote: »
    That's coz you wear aaron jumpers ;););););););););););););)

    geddit!

    (and because you're unhygienic and do not wash and that's why people won't sit beside you on the bus, not because they're being polite)

    I always thought it was because I am handsome. I really have to take stock of my life next time I am sharpening my knife on the bus. :(

    Sindri I dont want to alarm you but you seem to have developed a rather serious facial tick.


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    That's just my pet tick. I call him sucky! :D

    Dermacentor-face-350-filtered.jpg

    He only ever always wants to play vampires :(




    Picture scares me too folks. :eek:


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    aaronjumper
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    He has your eyes.


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