Entertaining your self when really rich.

Scanlas The 2nd

One thing I'd do would be to give 50k to a beggar just to see their reaction. Another thing I'd like to do would be to visit a prostitute and make her play chess with the set I brought with me. That's all we'd do for a couple hours.

aaronjumper

A giant bumper car arena. With hookers.

Gongoozler

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

One thing I'd do would be to give 50k to a beggar just to see their reaction. Another thing I'd like to do would be to visit a prostitute and make her play chess with the set I brought with me. That's all we'd do for a couple hours.

Chess with a hooker sounds good, though you may need to teach her how to play first.

Instead of giving 50k to a beggar, I'd give a smaller amount to more people - therefore getting more good reactions.

Where To

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

One thing I'd do would be to give 50k to a beggar just to see their reaction. Another thing I'd like to do would be to visit a prostitute and make her play chess with the set I brought with me. That's all we'd do for a couple hours.

I'm no expert but I don't think that would bother the hooker one bit as long as you paid her.

qz

Human chess set with hookers as the pieces.

Intensive Care Bear

I'd pay Peter North to call around to my house, i'd then get him to burst in on my house mate when he is asleep and blast him in the face with one of his notorious loads. That would be pretty funny.

aaronjumper

All posts so far involve prostitutes. . . no recession there.

Scanlas The 2nd

Where To wrote: »

I'm no expert but I don't think that would bother the hooker one bit as long as you paid her.

I don't think it would either, It could be interesting, I'm sure the prostitute would have some interesting stories too.

MadsL

qz wrote: »

Human chess set with hookers as the pieces.

Checkmate

brummytom

qz wrote: »

Human chess set with hookers as the pieces.

If you recorded it, would that be classed as pawnography?




/gets coat

whiskeyman

Coke and rookers for all...

franktheplank

I'd buy a vineyard and pretend to make wine but really it would be badger wee wee and then i'd laugh at all the pretentious middle class types.

"MMMmmmm such a fruity bouquet, I get woodland, do you get woodland from this Sorcha?"

OneArt

Send out invitations to a big fancy party to a couple of politicians.

Make them fight in my own Hunger Games.

Stinicker

I can't believe no one mentioned Coke and Hookers!

On a different note, I'd get the most hideous fella going and give him €100k and then randomly have him walk up to attractive women in the street with said €100k in Cash and ask them would they do kinky things with him. Me and my rich mates could then take bets on what she would and would not do. After the ruse give hot chick €1k for lols.

A bit like that scene from Rat Race with the hooker.

SafeSurfer

If I had money to burn I would do things to really annoy politicians and others of self importance. For example I would employ people with the single task of following Leo Varadkar around in public with a placard saying "Don't believe his lies" - "Not another cent".

I would spend particularly lavishly on hypocrites who try to push their morality on others and have been exposed like Iris Robinson, catholic priests and David McConaghie.

I would also run in every election on a "none of the above" ticket a la Brewsters Millions.

WumBuster

Judging the replies here its no wonder ye are not rich

Glenvw

franktheplank wrote: »

I'd buy a vineyard and pretend to make wine but really it would be badger wee wee and then i'd laugh at all the pretentious middle class types.

"MMMmmmm such a fruity bouquet, I get woodland, do you get woodland from this Sorcha?"

Very good. Chuckling away here. Sorcha would have quite a puss on her sipping badgpiss

franktheplank

Glenvw wrote: »

Very good. Chuckling away here. Sorcha would have quite a puss on her sipping badgpiss

A Château Blaireau D'urine for the lady? (god bless you google translate);)

Brussels Sprout

It's been done:

Michael Carroll (born 29 March 1983 in Swaffham, Norfolk) is an English National Lottery winner.
A former binman, Carroll won £9.7 million[1] (then US$15.4m) on the National Lottery in November 2002, aged 19. He enjoyed a celebrity status for a time in the British media as the self-proclaimed 'King of Chavs', a phrase that he emblazoned on his black Mercedes van. He spent his multi-million fortune on illegal drugs, gambling, and prostitutes over the next few years before declaring bankruptcy and returning to the £42 a week in jobseeker's allowance he had been claiming before.

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Anyone

Probably the same as now, but with a fancier sock.

TheFisherKing

Buy Arnotts, demolish it and then get the original architecture drawings from 1939 and rebuild the Adelphi cinema.

Then I'd bring out my own line of blue jeans so I could have my name on the back of chicks' asses.

Glenvw

franktheplank wrote: »

A Château Blaireau D'urine for the lady? (god bless you google translate);)

Legend

Mint Sauce

Posh faps all the time.