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Atavan-Halen

So I'm drunk, its 3,30am.

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Sparks43

Ok i will start off

Sir Atavan My Guru

How many Little Pikas can Pikachu produce before she changes sex and becomes a Male Raichu?

Atavan-Halen

Sparks43 wrote: »

Ok i will start off

Sir Atavan My Guru

How many Little Pikas can Pikachu produce before she changes sex and becomes a Male Raichu?

Depends on how much she's ovulating. As a estimate bout three fiddy.

THIS IS REAL SCIENCE PEOPLE.

CiDeRmAn

I have a "friend" who has a burning sensation every time he uses his Dreamcast Trance Pack anally.
Where is he going wrong?

Atavan-Halen

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

I have a "friend" who has a burning sensation every time he uses his Dreamcast Trance Pack anally.
Where is he going wrong?

Vaseline. You need to use at least two tubs.

CiDeRmAn

Wow, my "friend" thanks you!

o1s1n

Its Saturday morning and I'm hung over again. I feel like death. How do you do it? Any tips?

CiDeRmAn

Hi Atavan!
When I host a Beers I get an urge to butcher everyone when someone turns on a CDi, any ideas how to tackle this issue?
Thanks!
From Ciderman, 40&3/4s

Retr0gamer

Hi Atavan,

Everytime I try to show people the wonders of the CDi I get the feeling that people just aren't interested and turn against me? Do you have any advice on how to deal with these types of people?

Atavan-Halen

o1s1n wrote: »

Its Saturday morning and I'm hung over again. I feel like death. How do you do it? Any tips?

My number one essential item I cannot live without is alka seltzer. It's literally my lifeline after a Sesh. Take one before you go to bed follwed by a pint of water and then two in the morning.

K.O.Kiki

I find the above image strangely attractive.
Am I a nerd?

CiDeRmAn

Atavan is currently dusting his flute, having seen the above image, normal "Ask Atavan" service will continue as soon as he can wash himself off and do up his trousers....
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Atavan-Halen

Ciderman and retr0 I think you both have some deeply rooted cdi based issues. I think the only option for both of you is to seek more advanced help. Call my fully trained professionals on 1890-HOT-ASIAN-BABES-69.

Atavan-Halen

K.O.Kiki wrote: »

I find the above image strangely attractive.
Am I a nerd?

That's perfectly normal as long as you're not eyeing up the pichu. She's clearly underage, it's a trap