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Ghosts,Zombies and the like.

  • 30-11-2012 9:02am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭


    Do fat zombies need to eat more often?and suppose you had a shy ghost would it just go BO and hide in the attic?or what about an OCD poltergeist would it tidy everything rather than knock it over?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Can ghosts get Body Odor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Try the Paranormal forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    or zombie survival


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Welcome to reality, where we dont have a ****ing clue and probably couldn't really care!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    And are vampires always straight?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    And are vampires always straight?


    not since twilight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    FatherLen wrote: »
    not since twilight

    There was a fair amount of homo eroticism in the Anne Rice books too though in fairness, although they didn't sparkle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    If your possessed who picks the pizza?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    kneemos wrote: »
    If your possessed who picks the pizza?

    Leave my possessed who out of this! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,829 ✭✭✭TommyKnocker


    kneemos wrote: »
    Or what about an OCD poltergeist would it tidy everything rather than knock it over?

    Don't you mean a CDO poltergeist ????

    CDO is exactly the same as OCD, but the letters are arranged alphabetically, the way they should be :D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    There are no ghosts, zombies or poltergeists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Can ghosts get Body Odor?
    Especially when they don't have bodies...I would be intrigued to know this too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Spiritual wrote: »
    There are no ghosts, zombies or poltergeists.

    What? Have you seen Seanad Éireann lately?

    Full of shamblers & apparitions that appear for a few hours,rearrange some crap then disappear for the rest of the month....spooky stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    What? Have you seen Seanad Éireann lately?
    .

    All human.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Can ghosts get Body Odor?

    No because they don't exist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Spiritual wrote: »
    There are no ghosts, zombies or poltergeists.

    It would be an unimaginative world without ghosts,zombies and poltergeists.What would hide under childrens beds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Try the Paranormal forum?

    Or take a couple of Paracetamol, it's probably just a mild fever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Spiritual wrote: »
    No because they don't exist.

    What about the Holy Ghost/Spirit?

    Didn't Jesus rise from the dead? Eat my body & drink my blood in memory of me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Archeron


    kneemos wrote: »
    It would be an unimaginative world without ghosts,zombies and poltergeists.What would hide under childrens beds?

    Sharks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Spiritual wrote: »
    .

    All human.


    No, they are actually shape shifting reptillian aliens. :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    What about the Holy Ghost/Spirit?

    Didn't Jesus rise from the dead? Eat my body & drink my blood in memory of me?

    No idea, I would be more on the side of No. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    kneemos wrote: »
    It would be an unimaginative world without ghosts,zombies and poltergeists.What would hide under childrens beds?

    I would worry more about anything real hiding under children's beds.

    Frightening kids with lies before they go to sleep is just wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Spiritual wrote: »
    I would worry more about anything real hiding under children's beds.

    Frightening kids with lies before they go to sleep is just wrong.

    It's a black and white world isn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    kneemos wrote: »
    It's a black and white world isn't it?

    It's multi-coloured.
    Colour blind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    kneemos wrote: »
    It's a black and white world isn't it?

    It's more than just a physical attraction
    It starts with a face and ends up in fixation
    But you're never gonna feel a fraction
    Of the way it used to work on your imagination
    When you were looking at the black and white world......


    Elvis Costello 'Black and White World'


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