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Let's Write a Bruce Springsteen Song

  • 28-11-2012 3:43pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭


    I'll start:


    I had a job in the Cordite plant, but the union can't hold on
    and Mary Jane needs a pretty dress.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Can i be on air guitar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    I had a job in the Cordite plant, but the union can't hold on
    and Mary Jane needs a pretty dress.

    My brother fought in Vietnam
    He suffered post-traumatic stress


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalalal HEY Friendos!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    An ageing rocker, still not bad i suppose if you are a Springsteen fan.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    On the boardwalk the racket boys have their fortunes told.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,205 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    My bones start to ache as my mind gets old


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    On the boardwalk the racket boys have their fortunes told.


    Drivin' fast cars,
    so they won't grow old


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    But there are days I think of Mary Jane even though I am old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    summerskin wrote: »
    Drivin' fast cars,
    so they won't grow old

    So, come on Mary,
    let's run away from the cold...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    The construction foreman has been pull before the judge.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    summerskin wrote: »
    So, come on Mary,
    let's run away from the cold...

    and on the railroad tracks the trucks are screamin'
    while Mary gives me a good old reamin'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    nahnah nah nah nah nah nahnah nah nah nah Baby Give it up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,387 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    NA NA NANA NA NA NA


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Then the factory gets shut down and we've got no jobs,
    the boss won't let me work anymore,
    For some money i decide to suck some knobs,
    but this isn't really a big chore,

    Gay economy,
    OH yeah,
    gay economy,
    Slurp slurp,
    my economy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    tttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssssss

    or gtfo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    Birneybau wrote: »
    NA NA NANA NA NA NA

    it just reminds of the days, when it all was good,
    and i would always wake up, with morning wood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    summerskin wrote: »
    and on the railroad tracks the trucks are screamin'
    while Mary gives me a good old reamin'

    Now Mary's knob is steamin'
    The foreman's cryin' cause I've been bangin' a trannie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    summerskin wrote: »
    it just reminds of the days, when it all was good,
    and i would always wake up, with morning wood


    Now those days are gone, and we sit in Niagara,
    just a waiting for a kick from the old Viagra


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Confab wrote: »
    Now Mary's knob is steamin'
    The foreman's cryin' cause I've been bangin' a trannie

    what a big horrible disgrace,
    I've got his/her juice on my face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    summerskin wrote: »
    Now those days are gone, and we sit in Niagara,
    just a waiting for a kick from the old Viagra

    So i just sit back and play my old guitar,
    while Mary struggles with her back support bra


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalalal HEY Friendos!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    I'll start:


    I had a job in the Cordite plant, but the union can't hold on
    and Mary Jane needs a pretty dress.
    summerskin wrote: »
    My brother fought in Vietnam
    He suffered post-traumatic stress
    On the boardwalk the racket boys have their fortunes told.
    summerskin wrote: »
    Drivin' fast cars,
    so they won't grow old
    summerskin wrote: »
    So, come on Mary,
    let's run away from the cold...
    summerskin wrote: »
    and on the railroad tracks the trucks are screamin'
    while Mary gives me a good old reamin'
    summerskin wrote: »
    it just reminds of the days, when it all was good,
    and i would always wake up, with morning wood
    summerskin wrote: »
    Now those days are gone, and we sit in Niagara,
    just a waiting for a kick from the old Viagra
    summerskin wrote: »
    So i just sit back and play my old guitar,
    while Mary struggles with her back support bra

    I'm missing a chorus, and a sax solo...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom



    Waitin' by the docks for santy
    Screen door slams.......
    in walks Silvio Dante

    Dlory Gays!!!!!
    passed me by
    Dlory Gays!!!!!



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    summerskin wrote: »
    I'm missing a chorus, and a sax solo...

    ah ****,the sax guy is dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    ♫ I'd drive outta this town
    But the highway factory's been shut down ♫


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalala HEY!

    Lalalalalal HEY Friendos!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Mumble mumble nowhere
    mumble driving down
    aint been mumble
    since 69

    HEY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Like a train in the night, like a train in the night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I'll start:


    I had a job in the Cordite plant, but the union can't hold on
    and Mary Jane needs a pretty dress.

    Sounds more like Bon Jovi, but they're both from Joisey.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    ah ****,the sax guy is dead.

    Jazz is not dead ....it just smells funny - Frank Zappa

    Could go the same for Clarence.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    It so hot tonight the sheets are wet (and the cat is sick)
    but the bossman won't gimmie a raise to pay for the vet

    Turns out Mary is a dike.

    Meet me tonight on the Jersey Turnpike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Hey little girl is your daddy gone
    Will he get you work in your old town?
    Where I know the river is free,
    Where you and I part company


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    She's 40 going on 20
    Able bodied and titalating
    It's cold but it's exhilirating
    Been out of work since the Spring,
    Been plenty of money, but no real love did it bring , counting her chickens
    Speaks like Sweet honey
    It's a hopeless dustbowl of a town.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    So pretty baby lets drive into the night
    Givin' old man Harry one unmerciful fright

    uh huh pretty lady, you know i'm right
    oooo ooooo ooooooh..... this song is sh1te.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    Just living in a small town
    my dad joined the army
    so he's not arround
    And young men ain't working
    and my truck's broken down

    There's no place in my country
    for living in a small small town

    No I ain't complaining
    now I've got a girl
    she works in the factory
    making chains to string pearls

    There's no place in my country
    for living in a small small town

    The man from the union is
    quitting the town
    He's going by river
    it's faster than ground

    There's no place in my country
    for living in a small small town



    There you go all the Springsteen covered, Union,River, Jobs, country, girl, small town
    there's a whole album in there Boss


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Put your make up on
    Fix your hair up pretty
    And meet me tonight
    In Limerick citaaayyyyyyyyyyyy kid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭fatherbuzcagney


    i was 8 years old and running with my knob in my hand
    bus stopped to pick up a peado like my old man
    id sit on his lap in that big old buick and pull as we drove thru town
    He'd tousle my pubichair and say son 'could you please bend down'
    cause someone might see me in your hometown


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    You spend your life waiting for a moment that just won't come,
    don't waste your time waiting,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Working all day and lookin forward to tonight,
    She aint so pretty but she is alright,
    We head to the bar and settle with a beer,
    Just wishing I was home in lovely Dunleer...


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