Germany moves to ban bestiality

serfboard

From the BBC:

The BBC wrote:

Germany's ruling coalition is calling for a ban on bestiality - or the practice of having sex with animals. The German parliament's agriculture committee is considering a legal amendment to describe sex with humans as "inappropriate" for animals. A hefty fine could be imposed on offenders.

A final vote will be held in the Bundestag (lower house) on 14 December.
Germany legalised bestiality (zoophilia) in 1969, except when the animal suffered "significant harm".

But animal rights groups have campaigned for a change in the law and Hans-Michael Goldmann, the head of the parliamentary committee investigating the new amendment, told the Tageszeitung newspaper that the new legislation was intended to clarify the current legal position.
"With this explicit ban, it will be easier to impose penalties and to improve animal protection."

A fine of up to 25,000 euros (£20,000) is proposed if someone forces an animal to commit "actions alien to the species".

But Michael Kiok, the chairman of the pressure group Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta), said he was going to take legal action to fight the proposed changes.

"It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm," he said, adding that animals are capable of showing what they do, or do not, want to do.

"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.

Bestiality is banned in many European countries, including the Netherlands, France and Switzerland. The law was changed in the UK in 2003, which reduced the maximum sentence from life imprisonment to two years. The act however, is permissible in Belgium, Denmark and Sweden, though Stockholm is considering a change in the legislation.

Unbelievable. Love the bolded quote though.

summerskin

German joke:

How do you stop a dog from fúcking your leg?


suck it's cock.

Drakares

serfboard wrote: »

Animals are much easier to understand than women

Haha he's got that right! :pac:

Mr E

Just as well Bothar don't send animals to Germany.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th..... oh crap."

Pj!

Germany legalised bestiality (zoophilia) in 1969, except when the animal suffered "significant harm".

http://synapticnulship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Jackie-Chan-WTF-meme-face-70958233396.jpeg

mikom

Gemany......... finally taking the Cock out of cocker spaniel.

El Guapo!

That's next years holiday gone out the window.

KungPao

That's Germany off the list for Sarah Jessica Parker's next vacation.

flutterflye

Is bestiality not illegal everywhere???
I just assumed it was.
Some right sickos out there

mikom

Up next on Merkel FM ..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhILr70yKQU

Duggy747

German porn has gotten a little bit duller.

Oh well, at least there's still scat....

NIMAN

... and they have the cheek to laugh at us cos we're broke!

At least we don't fcuk animals.

Birneybau

Duggy747 wrote: »

German porn has gotten a little bit duller.

Oh well, at least there's still scat....

Tis a load of sheisse.

BillyMitchel

I just asked my German friend about this and she told me the closest she got to focking a dog was me

Kant

Rented Mule

I guess you don't want to make this move too quickly.

You probably want to approach it quietly from the rear as not to spook it.

Duggy747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNYmiM0Nfw

Franticfrank

Maybe this explains why Hitler was a vegetarian and enjoyed an unusually close relationship with Blondi...

Sauve

Sense of humour in here has gone to the baaaddd.

davet82

pffft... backward germans :rolleyes:

munchkin_utd

in the same vein....

they are also outlawing teachers having sex with students <18years of age.

Till now it was illegal only if the teacher was teaching that student, but was grand to ride a 14year old or upward so long as they weren't in their class (as that'd be seen as exploitation)
Now its planned that simply being a teacher in the same school is enough to get you banged up for riding a sweet wee 14 year old. Whats all that about?

Germany is turning right prude all of a sudden!!