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Do you ever wash your belt ?

  • 28-11-2012 9:40am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭


    Always find it strange that people wash their hands after going to the toilet, but before they do they tie up their pants and close their belt.

    Hence their belt is covered in various particles and may never be cleaned.

    Do you ever wash your belt ?

    Do you ever clean your belt ? 75 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    5% 4 votes
    I Will now
    84% 63 votes
    Super Famicom
    10% 8 votes


Comments

  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    No. It destroys the leather.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Wash your hands before closing the belt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Wash your hands before closing the belt?

    Or better yet, don't smear piss and **** all over your hands.

    Just sayin'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I lick it clean from belly sweat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Don't have a belt, I use a piece of string. Tried washing it but somehow it didn't happen for me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭DAZP93


    I just head down to the barn and grab a few yards of bailer twine on a monday morning does me fine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Do you wear disposable gloves before using the can as well?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    Are you ragging on my chord man?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    Take a leak, turn on tap with germ infested hands, wash hands so they're nice and clean, then touch tap again to turn it off :confused: then open the door of the toilet by the same handle the peole who dont wash their hands use :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Caveman1 wrote: »
    Take a leak, turn on tap with germ infested hands, wash hands so they're nice and clean, then touch tap again to turn it off :confused: then open the door of the toilet by the same handle the peole who dont wash their hands use :pac:

    This is why I just piss in the corner and wipe my hands on passers-by.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    What I find strange are the people who do not wash their hands.

    You know who you are :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I take mine off and drape it around my neck before going to the jacks then wash my hands and refit my belt tommy trousers. Can you add that as an option to the poll please.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Just piss while standing on yer head. The trick is not to get it in the face. But sure you can practice with a water bottle that has that squirty lid thing that clicks out and once you've overcome that obstacle, your good to go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭Eileen Down


    I wash my hands before I take a pee :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Caveman1 wrote: »
    Take a leak, turn on tap with germ infested hands, wash hands so they're nice and clean, then touch tap again to turn it off :confused: then open the door of the toilet by the same handle the peole who dont wash their hands use :pac:

    Push button taps. Also use tissue in hand to open the bathroom door when exiting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I take mine off and drape it around my neck before going to the jacks then wash my hands and refit my belt tommy trousers. Can you add that as an option to the poll please.

    The OP is keithclancy, who is Tommy Trousers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 john.wobble


    When I wee wee I do this

    go to jax
    take out my penis
    piss at the urinal
    shake my penis
    put it back into me trousers

    Pick my nose and leave some snot on the wall above said urinal
    Close my belt
    Do not wash hands

    Leave the toilet opening the door with my foot or sleave

    I don't wash my hands because I do not piss on my hands
    I wouldn't wash my hands if I touch my elbow so why would I wash my hands when I touch my willy ?

    funny thing is I would walk out of the jax more hygenic than you, why ?
    coz you just turned off the tap after washing your hands and you just opened the jax door which someone else who did piss on their hands but didn't wash them has also touched

    me = 1
    you = 0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Used to know a Microbiologist and he claimed you'd be better off washing yer hands before you piss than after as you were touching yer mickey with dirty hands and washing afterwards was only for other peoples benefit.

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    I use leather wipes to clean our belts, I don't do it often, maybe every week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    You've blown my mind OP.


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