Eat me!!!

Homer

Sweet mother of jebus..

here's what she looks like


Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus
Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."

Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report, obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your ****ing throat."

Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.

Linky....

So.. What's the worst you've been forced to eat?!

jd007

Something smells fishy there...

Ihatecuddles-old

Smelly cat smelly cat,
What are they feeding you??

1ZRed

By looking at the pic I'd say he's at least lucky he wasn't forced to rim that!! :eek:

Ihatecuddles-old

1ZRed wrote: »

By looking at the pic I'd say he's at least lucky he wasn't forced to rim that!! :eek:

That's her face you eejit!! :P

blacklilly

I would

Ihatecuddles-old

blacklilly wrote: »

I would

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall!

Homer

I'd have taken my chances with the knife to be honest!!!

Cavehill Red

That's rank. You can nearly smell her rancid growler through the internet!

fasttalkerchat

I took a gulp of week old milky tea... was not good.

blacklilly

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall!

Yeah yeah, I bet you'd be dying for a bit of her smelly cat

qz

Can we all please stop. I will be sick very shortly.

Ihatecuddles-old

blacklilly wrote: »

Yeah yeah, I bet you'd be dying for a bit of her smelly cat

I'd say it looks like a stab wound in a gorillas back!

I think this is the strangest thing I've read in a while...

LETHAL LADY

That reminds me I have some smoked coley in the fridge needs throwing out.

Hande hoche!

I could have sworn there was a thread about this last week.

Chucken

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I could have sworn there was a thread about this last week.

There was.

eternal

I have seen ten times worst looking sheilas on every single Bride programme on RTE. It is only the way the picture is taken and the 'foul' way they wrote about her.

Seedy Arling

Fanny on her like Ronnie Drew after being shot in the face.

Super-Rush

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I could have sworn there was a thread about this last week.

There was and about three weeks ago too.