Why do a lot of men die on the toilet pot?

pebbles21

Serious question...A friend of mine ,his dad was found dead in the bathroom after taking a dump
Happend to my grandfather too and an uncle of mine
Anyone got a logical answer or is it just that men spend so much time there,chances are they might die there too

Chucken

3 is not a lot.

oh..Elvis!

Fr_Dougal

Because it's the only place we can be guaranteed some peace and quiet.

SafeSurfer

sh!t happens

brummytom

Straining too much.

Giblet

After a sunday roast, high in salt and fat and maybe some alcohol, the resulting dump along with the time taken reading all the sunday papers on the ****ter, a perfect storm of conditions I'd say!

pablomakaveli

I guess the strain of forcing out a truly hefty ****e is just too much strain for the heart.

El Guapo!

I read a story a few years ago of a really fat guy who died on the toilet due to the gases he produced on the jacks. That must've been some smelly dump to literally gas yourself.
Pretty shítty way to go........ :pac:

Rigol

The important question to ask is 'did they actually finish the dump'.

It would be a shame to have a dump finally defeat you.
I've had the odd 3 flusher but thankfully always won in the end.

El Guapo!

Rigol wrote: »

The important question to ask is 'did they actually finish the dump'.

It would be a shame to have a dump finally defeat you.
I've had the odd 3 flusher but thankfully always won in the end.

And how embarrassing would it be to go to the coroners office with a big rope still hangin from your hoop!

Shryke

Chucken wrote: »

3 is not a lot.

oh..Elvis!

I'm pretty sure Elvis was found on the floor of the bathroom. He crawled a bit I think.

ibebanging

Straining to push out a stool stimulates the vagus nerve leading to a slowing of the heart. (Enhances parasympathetic tone to the heart)

wyndham

Dean09 wrote: »

And how embarrassing would it be to go to the coroners office with a big rope still hangin from your hoop!

Most people evacute their bowels when they die anyway I believe.

Savage93

pebbles21 wrote: »

Serious question...A friend of mine ,his dad was found dead in the bathroom after taking a dump
Happend to my grandfather too and an uncle of mine
Anyone got a logical answer or is it just that men spend so much time there,chances are they might die there too

Logic really, after years of nagging they just can't take any more ****!!!!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Guinness shítes.

BrokenArrows

Thats how i want to die. Taking a massive dump.

DazMarz

Elivs Presley

Don Simpson

Lupe Velez

Gigi Cestone (from The Sopranos)

Clyde's Mom in South Park


Plenty of people have gone on their merry way while worshipping before the porcelain altar.

Rigol

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Thats how i want to die. Taking a massive dump.

But you would have lost.
The bad guy wins in the end.

It would be like schwarzenegger losing to predator.

T-K-O

Chucken wrote: »

3 is not a lot.

oh..Elvis!

makes it 5

omega man

One too many sneaky fap's perhaps

ballsymchugh

not just men, people want to release fluids when they have heart failure. it mightn't be the straining that causes them to have a heart attack, it could be the heart problems that cause them to go to the jacks.

UCDVet

It has to do with a drop in blood pressure that can cause problems for the heart.

Some instances of toilet-related deaths are attributed to the drop in blood pressure due to the parasympathetic nervous system during bowel movements. This effect may be magnified by existing circulatory issues. It is further possible that people succumb on the toilet to chronic constipation....

Capt'n Midnight

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Thats how i want to die. Taking a massive dump.

I 'd rather die in my sleep like my grandfather than screaming like his passengers.

goose2005

King George II as well. Supposedly his valet heard his heart exploding.

T-K-O

goose2005 wrote: »

King George II as well. Supposedly his valet heard his heart exploding.

its on itunes

phoenix999

How about 5 days lying dead unnoticed in a bookies' loo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237743/Gambler-dead-bookies-toilets-locked-cubicle-FIVE-DAYS.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

jessiejam

Maybe its because when you feel unwell you either go to the toilet to vomit or whatever else or to bed for a bit of peace and quiet?
Wouldn't fancy dying and being found with my pants around my ankles:eek:

lecker Hendl

sad way to pop your logs

Capt'n Midnight

phoenix999 wrote: »

How about 5 days lying dead unnoticed in a bookies' loo:

What are the odds of that happening eh ?

Ken.

An average person spends between 63 and 82 days sitting on the toilet. Its bound to happen to a few.

Rothko

ibebanging wrote: »

Straining to push out a stool stimulates the vagus nerve leading to a slowing of the heart. (Enhances parasympathetic tone to the heart)

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