Stuff you just don't get

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I know a lot of ladies. Some of them beautiful but most of them know their way around the fridge for sure and are all too fond of the drink.

Now I am not exactly Mr. Universe. In fact I am kind of ugly and have weird teeth but it's hard for me to fix that. But I know so many women who are seriously overweight. Heading to a big party tonight where 70% of the ladies will have the flab hanging out. What amazes me is how much money they will spend to look good. They all compliment each others dresses and stuff and say it's lovely. But why can't they be lovely. Surely if you want to look good you should start with your body. What's the point in buying expensive nice clothes to look nice but underneath you are pretty overweight. Would you build a house on bad foundations? No? So why spend expensive clothes to look good when you first need to get into shape. If a woman is in good shape generally she'd look good in a bin bag to be fair. A pretty face isn't even necessary. Most men would fancy a woman who was well proportioned. I just don't get the logic of the fat ladies.

Anything else that annoys you and the solution is so glaringly obvious but nobody gets it.

uch

Here we go..................

Fluorescence

Solution obvious and simple? Yes. Easy? No.

Reloc8

I don't get this :-

Re Miriam O'Callaghan

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

Na. It's not just you. I cum all over her face before every show.

Re Junior Cert Students

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

For those who like them young. Tonights your lucky night

You masturbate on your telly and fancy 15 year olds but offer criticism of people who you find unattrractive.

ronan45

And so it begins:rolleyes:

davet82

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

Anything else that annoys you

your general view on women and their weight

Pace2008

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

most of them know there way around the fridge

Got my jollies off that, I must say.

biko

I don't get people driving in old cars.
We should all have new cars. In fact it should be law.
Old cars are so ugly.

joydivision

I dont get why people sterilise babies bottles for so long . Surely you should be sterilising their hands and clothes and the floor they crawl on too .

donvito99

I still don't know what a tracker mortgage is

ronan45

donvito99 wrote: »

I still don't know what a tracker mortgage is

me either:eek:

Czarcasm

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

Now I am not exactly Mr. Universe. In fact I am kind of ugly and have weird teeth but it's hard for me to fix that.

Anything else that annoys you and the solution is so glaringly obvious but nobody gets it.

Lisa ThirdTesticle needs braces.

That'd be one glaringly obvious solution!

mattjack

How 'bout you discuss your concerns at the party tonight , your 'delph' and your third testicle should be sorted out for you.

MistyCheese

Leave the fat people alone. When the aliens come down to take over humanity they will eat the fat ones first.

dark crystal

I don't get why most trolls have no imagination. If you want to get your jollies by looking stupid or offensive on the internet, at least try something that hasn't been done before!

Fat ugly Irish women - now there's a subject that's never been covered before... :rolleyes:

RainMaker

joydivision wrote: »

I dont get why people sterilise babies bottles for so long . Surely you should be sterilising their hands and clothes and the floor they crawl on too .

If you'd sterilised the parents and you wouldn't have to worry about any of that!

nocoverart

I don't get the word UGLY. I think everybody is beautiful in one way or another... sometimes you just have to search a little deeper.

ronan45

nocoverart wrote: »

I don't get the word UGLY. I think everybody is beautiful in one way or another... sometimes you just have to search a little deeper.

Wat aboutz Adolf :eek:

Pace2008

nocoverart wrote: »

I don't get the word UGLY. I think everybody is beautiful in one way or another... sometimes you just have to search a little deeper.

I don't get platitudes.

BillyMitchel

Anything to be said for "my hole"??

Frank Black

Bryant Cold Tremor wrote: »

Now I am not exactly Mr. Universe. In fact I am kind of ugly and have weird teeth but it's hard for me to fix that.

Orthodontistry and plastic surgery.

Until then wear a bin bag.

Chuck Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80

BraziliaNZ

laid

Plazaman

nocoverart wrote: »

I don't get the word UGLY. I think everybody is beautiful in one way or another... sometimes you just have to search a little deeper.

Ugly, no problem but it's the fuglies you have to watch out for. Unfortunately theres more and more of them cropping up every year, must be an experimental breeding station somewhere thats releasing them into the wild (usually with funny accents just to give them a bigger challenge in life).

I don't get why a brand new car has to be NCT'd after 4 years especially when theres a 5/7/10 year guarantee on it.

FatherLen

MistyCheese wrote: »

Leave the fat people alone. When the aliens come down to take over humanity they will eat the fat ones first.

because they're easier to catch!

Shenshen

Stuff I don't get...
Why some people think that everybody should look pleasing to them.
Personally, I like chubby. Both in men and in women. Yet people will give out about how others don't make an effort to please them by slimming down, because don't you know that you have to be slim for me to consider you beautiful, so off you go and diet until I say you're beautiful enough now?

Intensive Care Bear

I don't understand how there is so many homeless people, everywhere i look there are houses for sale so why don't they just buy a house???

gobnaitolunacy

I don't get the whole Twilight thing.

Watched it for 20 mins and got bored.

otto_26

dark crystal wrote: »

I don't get why most trolls have no imagination. If you want to get your jollies by looking stupid or offensive on the internet, at least try something that hasn't been done before!

Fat ugly Irish women - now there's a subject that's never been covered before... :rolleyes:

Who's talking about ugly women? who's talking about Irish women? :rolleyes:

The OP is talking about fat women and put a twist on it which is actually interesting about why they spend so much money to look good but wont look after their own health.

In my opinion Men and Women who are overweight are just plain and simple lazy.

homeless student

I dont get facebook, twitter etc .. why bother

Shryke

Shenshen wrote: »

Stuff I don't get...
Why some people think that everybody should look pleasing to them.
Personally, I like chubby. Both in men and in women. Yet people will give out about how others don't make an effort to please them by slimming down, because don't you know that you have to be slim for me to consider you beautiful, so off you go and diet until I say you're beautiful enough now?

It's unhealthy and doesn't give a great impression of self control or self respect. I don't care what other people do but might as well call a spade a spade.

Shenshen

Shryke wrote: »

It's unhealthy and doesn't give a great impression of self control or self respect. I don't care what other people do but might as well call a spade a spade.

Neither does smoking, drinking, eating any sort of fast food, eating meat ... there's a long list.
By that logic, you might well despise the entire population of Ireland.

Sorry, I just don't get that.

Do you like it in After Hours? Then quit trolling if you want to keep posting here.