Embarrassing Friend at work

SlipperyPeople

Today got a big bunch of Balloons from my friend trying to embarrass me with a card that said "I told you so xxx"

Any creative ideas on how to return the favour?

Was thinking of a singing telegram but Dublin doesn't seem to have them...

what ye got?

TwoShedsJackson

What did he tell you so?

Lombardo86

hungoverbunny wrote: »

Today got a big bunch of Balloons from my friend trying to embarrass me with a card that said "I told you so xxx"

Any creative ideas on how to return the favour?

Was thinking of a singing telegram but Dublin doesn't seem to have them...

what ye got?

Please get a barber shop quartet..

*Note to self: read full post

Wacker The Attacker

punch them in the face

Lombardo86

Id also suggest a burning bag of da poo poo

MagicMarker

Stick her lipstick up your hole and then put it back in her bag.

kaimera

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

punch them in the face

has a kick to the face gotten old?

#gonebutnotforgotten

FatherLen

feed them their parents. That'll show 'em

jester77

Something small from an adult store that doesn't have discreet packaging.

Miguel_Sanchez

Singing-STD-Test-Result-O-Gram?

Shryke

Shift the face off her.

HeyThereDeliah

I don't get it, how was it embarrassing ?

daisybelle2008

I am not sure your attempt to 'embarass' each other by exchanging expensive gifts is cute and innocent or just plain moronic.

Are you sure you just don't want to ride each other and this is some kind of adult equvilent of pulling pigtails in the playground?

Lyaiera

If you know what time she finishes work have a stretched limousine waiting outside to take her away as she gets off. Make sure the driver is standing there with her name held up on a placard.

davet82

return the favour with a barbershop quartet, ye cant go wrong

BizzyC

Pop the balloons and have them returned with a big note saying "not good enough"

ringadingding

Anybody else think this would be about an innappropriate behaving workmate ?

Masturbating at the desk or something....

westendgirlie

Save yourself the bother of thinking and just send me the money you would have spent instead.

I'll buy shoes with it.

davet82

anything to be said for hitting him with your car outside his work?

smash

Email her a photo of your penis.

joydivision

Spike her with laxitives and block all the toilets .

leakyboots

Step 1: Melt a Mars Bar in the microwave for 1 minute, then wait for Mars Bar to cool slightly

Step 2: Curl melted Mars Bar into turd-like shape and leave on her car bonnet.

Step 3: Use excess chocolate on fingers to write your name across car bonnet


(Or if you're feeling particularly vindictive, just squeeze out an actual ****e over her bonnet)

Tombo2001

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

punch them in the face

i shouldnt lol at such violence.....

v funny Wacker the Attacker.

3ndahalfof6

Saw her in half. With your man bits that is.

franktheplank

Be careful this could easily escalate and get outta hand. There's been Indian tribes wiped out because they get locked into an escalating present buying cycle.

I say quit your job, then you'll never be embarrassed in work again.

franktheplank

Just gotta know tho, do you work in the public service?

Celly Smunt

get all sexy with her and then jam your dingaling up her arse without lube,then we'll see who the bigger man woman is.

marnie d

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

What did he tell you so?

OP, you never answered? need this info before we can help with revenge tactics!

mrDerek

go to spurs steakhouse tell them its your friends bday they have the staff come over and sing a big song :O

Gweedling

now I have the "You have Aids" Barbershop quartet song from Family Guy stuck in my head.

SEPT 23 1989

Slash their tyres

ToddyDoody

I had a dream there was laxative in my coffee, laxative in my coffee and...