Does any of this fish wind up in tins in Ireland?

asherbassad

Fukushima fish are riddled with radioactive Caesium and the mutants that are being caught in the Gulf of Mexico (like clawless crabs and shrimps with no eyes as a result of Corexit toxins) are revolting. But are any of these abominations being packaged and winding up in Tesco?
If a crab of shrimp fisherman is catch sh!t that is useless to sell, are any of them just chopping up these poisonous things anyway and sending them to the canneries? Are the canneries just hosing them down and tinning them in brine and fobbing them off?

The fish in the Gulf are disgusting:

http://fukushimaupdate.com/record-cesium-found-in-fish-off-fukushima/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/18/gulf-seafood-deformities-raise-questions_n_1434268.html

Is this crap getting into our shops?

franktheplank

Hmmm sounds fishy alright.....

Soups123

Wind in a tin..… Haven't seen that in Tesco for a while now

Celly Smunt

hmm this is going to open a whole new tin of fishy matters.Not to mention the sea of enquiries.

scudzilla

yeah, they'll end up in the Aldi tins of 'Mystery Fish'

Dravokivich

You do realise there are at least some kind of minimum safety requirements that should lessen the amount of contaminated produce hitting the shelves, right?

You really don't have to worry about it, unless it's the last thing left to eat after the zombie apocalyspe. And who knows, you could end up with special powers out of it.

TheUsual

No need to be carping on about it.

Greentopia

pmcmahon wrote: »

hmm this is going to open a whole new tin of fishy matters.Not to mention the sea of enquiries.

I reckon it's a load of codswallop personally.

franktheplank

Stop floundering about and get to the point.

The Snipe

Not in tesco, just in Aldi and Lidl.

asherbassad

I dunno...I think the whiting's on the wall for our fish supply.

TheUsual

CNN Breaking News ....


A Boeing 747 jet has just been reported missing off Japan.
Shocking video just in ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g

Pottler

Fukushima fishy,

looking kinda iffy,

somthings kinda whiffy

with that fukushima sunshine glow.

ArtyM

asherbassad wrote: »

The fish in the Gulf are disgusting:

Im with you OP,
No way I could eat an ugly fish!
Only the prettiest Irish shellfish and sexy Atlantic Cod for me.

Pottler

ArtyM wrote: »

Im with you OP,
No way I could eat an ugly fish!
Only the prettiest Irish shellfish and sexy Atlantic Cod for me.

Saving the good-looking fish for only you is pretty shellfish.

Chuck Stone

scudzilla wrote: »

yeah, they'll end up in the Aldi tins of 'Mystery Fish'

The Snipe wrote: »

Not in tesco, just in Aldi and Lidl.

Do you guys have some sort of evidence to back this up or are you just against LIDL and ALDI because you're uninformed?

Richard Hillman

Them Japanese really havnt learned their lesson since the last Godzilla attack

Pottler

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Do you guys have some sort of evidence to back this up or are you just against LIDL and ALDI because you're uninformed?

Nah, Aldi lidleous stuff gets posted in AH. Terrible really.

ArtyM

Pottler wrote: »

Saving the good-looking fish for only you is pretty shellfish.

Pollocks!

Corkfeen

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Them Japanese really havnt learned their lesson since the last Godzilla attack

I'm watching a can with the expectation that it will open itself in a few hours. To reveal a Pterodactyl fish! Conceptually it sounds great.

Pottler

ArtyM wrote: »

Pollocks!

No codding you, is there.:D

franktheplank

What did one blind shrimp say to the other?


Nothing.


Absolutely nothing.

TheUsual

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Them Japanese basturds

Racist ?

Remmy

Pottler wrote: »

No codding you, is there.:D

there is a time and a plaice for puns like that.

Pottler

asherbassad wrote: »

Fukushima fish are riddled with radioactive Caesium and the mutants that are being caught in the Gulf of Mexico (like clawless crabs and shrimps with no eyes as a result of Corexit toxins) are revolting. But are any of these abominations being packaged and winding up in Tesco?
If a crab of shrimp fisherman is catch sh!t that is useless to sell, are any of them just chopping up these poisonous things anyway and sending them to the canneries? Are the canneries just hosing them down and tinning them in brine and fobbing them off?

The fish in the Gulf are disgusting:

http://fukushimaupdate.com/record-cesium-found-in-fish-off-fukushima/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/18/gulf-seafood-deformities-raise-questions_n_1434268.html

Is this crap getting into our shops?

Only if the assistant is logged onto Boards.

franktheplank

Remmy wrote: »

there is a time and a plaice for puns like that.

Oi, what u carping on about?

Run_to_da_hills

Does any of this fish wind up in tins in Ireland?

I hope not :eek:

asherbassad

You all owe me 6 quid (sick squid.....geddit?)

Jokes aside though, all that Corexit has dropped the sludge to the Gulf floor where lobsters, crabs and other shell fish hang out. I don't think I'd eat a single clam in Louisiana or Mississippi ever again. Seeing as everyone who helped to clean up after the Exxon Valdez is now dead and the BP cleaners are dropping like flies, I can't really go for a cajun crab cake.

Rigol

Insert 1000x simpsons mutant fish references

ok then ill do it myself.

http://500daysofhomer.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/two_cars.png