If you could ask one question.....

El Guapo!

Let's say you met God, or some higher being, or some super-computer machine thingy-majig, and you could ask it any one question. Whatever the question was, the answer would be the truth. You could ask ANYTHING from the past, present, or future.
What would your question be?

My question would be "What am I supposed to do?"
I'm 25 and a fully qualified tradesman but not happy with it. I've done an evening course that I thought would be the start of something new and exciting, but it turned out to be totally not what I wanted or expected.
I was in the process of starting my own business but that has been put n hold for the time being.
I literally have no idea what I want to do with my life, career-wise. So I'd be in desperate need of a bit of direction in that department.

So what would you ask?


In before next weeks lotto numbers...


And in before this:
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Welcome, my friends. You may ask any three questions.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. Thank you, come again.

cocalolaman

Would it be a sin to murder people who leave bread crumbs in the tub of butter?

Where To

Where's the toilet?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Why are my nuts not incased in a hard shell?

dark crystal

Who was Jack the Ripper?

Mr.Prodston

Are those my feet?

Pherekydes

Is the answer really 42?

flutterflye

Why am I talking to an imaginary being/computer??

samina

Dean09 wrote: »

Let's say you met God, or some higher being, or some super-computer machine thingy-majig, and you could ask it any one question. Whatever the question was, the answer would be the truth. You could ask ANYTHING from the past, present, or future.
What would your question be?

My question would be "What am I supposed to do?"
I'm 25 and a fully qualified tradesman but not happy with it. I've done an evening course that I thought would be the start of something new and exciting, but it turned out to be totally not what I wanted or expected.
I was in the process of starting my own business but that has been put n hold for the time being.
I literally have no idea what I want to do with my life, career-wise. So I'd be in desperate need of a bit of direction in that department.

So what would you ask?


In before next weeks lotto numbers...


And in before this:
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Welcome, my friends. You may ask any three questions.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
The Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. Thank you, come again.

Of all the things you could ask you would ask what you should work at? seriously like?

smash

Can I kick you in the face for being an evil cùnt?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

samina wrote: »

Of all the things you could ask you would ask what you should work at? seriously like?

Well, at least your question was better.

danielma

Pherekydes wrote: »

Is the answer really 42?

cool reference!

spankysue

This is the question I'd ask Trent, 'cause Trent is my god. Will you do some sex on me?

fergiesfolly

Soooo, Do ya come here often?

Pottler

How do they get the figs into the fig rolls??

El Guapo!

samina wrote: »

Of all the things you could ask you would ask what you should work at? seriously like?

Yeah, why not?!
If I'm gonna have to work at something 40 hours a week for the next 40 years, I figure I might aswell do something I like. It's such a big part of your life and if what I'm currently doing is depressing me and I can't figure out what it is I want to do, then I need a bit of help with it.

[Jackass]

If I could ask God one thing, it would be why am I speaking to an imaginary friend beyond the age of 5?

Arpa

Dean09 wrote: »

My question would be "What am I supposed to do?"
I'm 25 and a fully qualified tradesman but not happy with it. I've done an evening course that I thought would be the start of something new and exciting, but it turned out to be totally not what I wanted or expected.
I was in the process of starting my own business but that has been put n hold for the time being.
I literally have no idea what I want to do with my life, career-wise. So I'd be in desperate need of a bit of direction in that department.

You meet an almighty, all knowing being, can ask it any question in the world, past, present or future. You could inquire into the deepest recesses of the human psyche; why we are here? What is our purpose? Or ask about the furthest reaches of the Universe; are we alone? Is it possible to live forever....so many possibilities. Yet you would still just ask for career advice? If there ever is a point whereby we have to present one man to go forth and question this being, sorry mate it won't be you. Ask a career advisor, not God.

a fat guy

I'd ask him to tell me everything that will happen and has happened throughout the history of the entire universe.

He could just say "no", but it'd be worth a shot!

Gummy Panda

Mine would be:

Why do People go around chopping down trees for tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on?

NegativeCreep

I'd probably ask "what's the meaning of life?" but I'd probably end up more confused than I am now.

Daveysil15

Is there an afterlife?

No.

Right I can do whatever the feck I like now.

RossyG

I'd ask God why he's done such a convincing job of seeming not to exist.

rolliepoley

If it was GOD i was talking to i would ask him if there was a devil.:D

juan.kerr

How many eyes has four flies ....

Daveysil15

Could God make a piece of toast so hot, that not even he himself could handle it?

Thou shall not fiddle with thyself.

Turtyturd

What exactly was the first person to milk a cow trying to do?

Celly Smunt

Why can't taxi drivers sit still at traffic lights?

Wade in the Sea

How have you, Larry, Adam and The Edge remained such good friends over the years?

juan.kerr

Has RTE ever had a talk show 'episode' where another RTE presenter WASN'T a guest?

im invisible

what is time? what is the correct mathematical formulasation of it in a quantum mechanical, relativistic world?

phasers

I'd ask him If the guy from The Simpsons was really the head of the Kwik E Mart


I need closure on that anecdote! I can't believe you wouldn't want to ask him that!

Hooked

I'd ask when was I going to die and how. Morbid and twisted it may be... But I'm itching to know...

petersburg2002

Who killed JFK?

noveltea

Is one alive when they are asking the question?

dave3004

a man is alive

Wade in the Sea

Being a woman yourself....... Do you ever just like lounge around playing with your boobs?

Sobanek

Did you know you can make your penis 5 inches larger in just three weeks? Click here to find out more.

Neewbie_noob

What existed before the Universe, or what is the Universe contained in?

poeticseraphim

How can i ask you more questions?

How to get really rich really quickly in a way i would not dislike but might actually enjoy??

Screw it ..next weeks Euromillions...(don't care what you say)

Best youth and beauty secrets ..( so i can use them then sell them)

I would ask for anAnti viral Cure for the aids virus.
How to end world poverty and how to convince people to do it.
HOW TO BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE and how to convince people to do it
Are you ok??

How to be nicer.

How to be happier.

How to have perfect control over my own will power.

Remmy

What happened after the credits on the season finale of the Sopranos?

Reloc8

What is ?

DramaQuee

What are we all really talking about anyway, has it any relevance with the REAL thing or are we just like birds chattering? Is what we're looking for the answer to in a language we understand? Or is language the wrong way to go about it? Maybe we should flutter the question, or dream it, or grow it through our hair follicles to be understood.