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Fit lady in distress

  • 19-11-2012 3:27pm
    #1
    Wils110
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭


    Just had that moment where an unbelievably stunning girl needed a jump start ...it was all good till the a kid gotta out of the car handed her a mobile and she preceded to tell her husband she got sorted

    Anyone else had an incident like this an got a result lol


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Wils110 wrote: »
    Just had that moment where an unbelievably stunning girl needed a jump start

    A love doll?


  • #3
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Irish people use "fit" to mean attractive now? News to me...


  • #4
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Wils110 wrote: »
    Fit lady in distress

    I thought there was gonna be a pic of a fit bird in "this dress". :(


  • #5
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    You know things are bad when you feel the urge to go onto the internet and post a story where nothing happens.


  • #6
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Irish people use "fit" to mean attractive now? News to me...
    Where have you been living?


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  • #7
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    pics or GTFO


  • #8
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    how old was the kid? 16...18 alright.

    giggidy.


  • #9
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Where have you been living?

    In the Whest or 1952, possibly both!


  • #10
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Irish people use "fit" to mean attractive now? News to me...
    No need to go crying to mom.:cool:


  • #11
    Wils110
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Wils110


    Anyone wrote: »
    You know things are bad when you feel the urge to go onto the internet and post a story where nothing happens.

    Read the last part I'm asking has anyone got a result from a situation like this


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  • #12
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Sounds like the start of a porno.....up to the point where the kid arrives. I'm not into that kinda porn. :eek:


  • #13
    average_runner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,864 ✭✭✭✭average_runner


    Wils110 wrote: »
    Just had that moment where an unbelievably stunning girl needed a jump start ...it was all good till the a kid gotta out of the car handed her a mobile and she preceded to tell her husband she got sorted

    Anyone else had an incident like this an got a result lol



    No pics????:D


  • #14
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    So you helped her out in the hopes of getting some fun time with her?


  • #15
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Yeah what did u think she was gonna do even if she wasn't married? Repay you for the favour by letting you jump start her? Too many movies :)


  • #16
    Wils110
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Wils110


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    So you helped her out in the hopes of getting some fun time with her?



    Small talk give us your number the usual


  • #17
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    No need to go crying to mom.:cool:

    "Mom" is an Americanism. "Fit" is more of a London thing.


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    You should have given out to her for leading you on OP, the bitch!!!


  • #19
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    "Mom" is an Americanism. "Fit" is more of a London thing.

    Possibly so, but I've heard the term "fit" being used by friends from Limerick since the '90s.


  • #20
    Carter P Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    THIS is what you should have done..


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8


  • #21
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Where have you been living?

    Somewhere where the English language is frowned upon and the banjo is king.


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  • #22
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Have you jumped her yet?


  • #23
    BlaasForRafa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Yeah what did u think she was gonna do even if she wasn't married? Repay you for the favour by letting you jump start her? Too many movies :)

    Boom-chaka-wow-wow time!


  • #24
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Confab wrote: »
    Somewhere where the English language is frowned upon and the banjo is king.

    Ah now, Limerick isn't quite Deliverance Country yet. :o


  • #25
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    hmmm a guy was looking for directions earlier this year and after he pulled his car over to ask, we had a chat then ended up going out for dinner that Sat night. I didn't fancy him though so didn't see him again... insanely boring story, sorry.


  • #26
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    If she was so fit she could probably have pushed the car herself till it got going.
    Wils110 wrote: »
    Read the last part I'm asking has anyone got a result from a situation like this

    I used to always check them on teletext, but I suppose now that that's gone I might ask her if I could check them on the car radio, if I were in such a situation.


  • #27
    Piliger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    Wils110 wrote: »
    Anyone else had an incident like this an got a result lol

    A 'result' ? What on earth is a 'result' ?


  • #28
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Piliger wrote: »
    A 'result' ? What on earth is a 'result' ?

    It's when both sides score, no one wins, they shake hands and hope to do better next time!


  • #29
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    People need to stop watching Jennifer Aniston films and porn.


  • #30
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    "Mom" is an Americanism. "Fit" is more of a London thing.

    Landan Baby


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  • #31
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Was the jump start motivated by the sex. Would the OP leave a helpless old lady on the side of the road in a similar situation.


  • #32
    Wils110
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Wils110


    Eh. No all I seen was a lady waving jump leads at the side of the road and I pulled in to help is all


  • #33
    Piliger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    9959 wrote: »
    It's when both sides score, no one wins, they shake hands and hope to do better next time!

    'Score' ?


  • #34
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Thought the jump leads were some sort of nipple clamps?


  • #35
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    When you actually think about it, it's really fookin sad how much we judge women solely on their looks. "Hey, did you hear about the girl that topped herself last night?"... "No, was she fit?"


  • #36
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    nocoverart wrote: »
    When you actually think about it, it's really fookin sad how much we judge women solely on their looks. "Hey, did you hear about the girl that topped herself last night?"... "No, was she fit?"

    Do guys actually say that in that situation?
    I find that hard to believe.

    If I batt my eyes enough, will someone please go collect my husband from the bus stop?
    I don't feel like going out again.


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  • #37
    Piliger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Do guys actually say that in that situation?
    I find that hard to believe.
    No. Only a small group of particularly sad and juvenile ones.:confused:


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