Sarky has been kidnapped

EZ24GET

I believe Sarky, the great one, has been kidnapped. Has anyone received a ransom note? This forum is in deep doody without him. Please return him if you are holding him. Puh-leeze !

southcentralts

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If we follow the plan we will rescue Sarky.

Step 1: Take meds.

Step 2: ????

Step 3: Profit.

EZ24GET

What unspeakable tortures is he enduring?

Are they feeding him well?
For the love of all that is happy in the world free Sarky so he might return to us.

Princess Peach

They can keep him.

Let's all run free and naked in the forum!!! \o/

southcentralts

Running naked in the forum is not as much fun as you led us to believe, and you are no princess, nice tramp stamp btw.

We are running dangerously low on stamps and chuck is demanding adrenochrome as payment for imaginary food, this is chaos.

I am beginning to regret giving Sarkys personal information to those telemarketers, they sounded too 'moustachey' to be legit.

Sarky

hay guise im back!! lol
sorry i was gon their I had sum work 2 do irl but dats all dun now so u don't haf 2 worry bout me lol nutin rong evrytin is FINE!!!

BAK 2 D COOKOO NIST!!!!!!!

sarcy xoxox

Princess Peach

Fine.

But don't think this means I'm gonna wear pants. So restricting!!

southcentralts

Sarky wrote: »

hay guise im back!! lol
sorry i was gon their I had sum work 2 do irl but dats all dun now so u don't haf 2 worry bout me lol nutin rong evrytin is FINE!!!

BAK 2 D COOKOO NIST!!!!!!!

sarcy xoxox

Something fishy going on here...just cannot put my elbow on it.


IMPOSTER - Sarkys posts taste more auto-corrected that this and the only work he does involves electroshock therapy, which we are missing terribly. :mad:

EZ24GET

that post was very unsarkylike.

i fear one of to things have happened. The kidnappers are in control of Sarky's account posting very unlikely messages ( when was the last time you saw Sarky post kisses and hugs?) or something even more terrible has happened (involving an ice pick?) to change the mighty Sark man's personality.:eek:

This is inhumane . We demand a return of our Sarky ( or at least a reasonable facsimile) That's what we want. And we want it NOW!

Put your pants back on Peach- you're only embarrassing yourself.

southcentralts

I think it is an After Hours plot to demand the reintroduction of forbidden phrases, blasting peoples with lemonade and the likes, but two can play at that game, I have stolen the ˛ symbol from their language, this will cripple their ability to communicate and they will have no choice but to return the piece of Sarkys brain and release him!

Princess Peach

I'm never wearing pants again! They cause a kink I'm my tail.

Sindri

Ooooooohhhhh eyyyyyyyy laaaahhhhhhhh gkarrrrrrrrrrrrr?