Dial-a-Date?

Nickcaved

Me and my flatmate just ordered wine through dial-a-can (only in Ireland would you find such a thing:P). Anyway, the delivery guy who came to the house was really sexy!

As i was handing him my money it spilled all over the floor. He was very sweet and helped me pick it up. Our legs brushed off each other and i almost leaned it to kiss him!

I think i'll become truly irish now and start drinking every night just so i can order from him!

Do you think next times i order i should wear something sexy and revealing? Or will I just be brave and ask him straight out?

I could say somethings like 'thanks for the booze...now fancy joining me for a drink?'

What do you think?!:pac:

Lenin Skynard

Sounds like the premise for a coffee advert or a porno movie.

Kerrigooney

I delivered the wine. Can I come back?

Nickcaved

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I delivered the wine. Can I come back?

You need to prove it's really you though...what colour hair you have?

Doom

Answer the door naked......works everytime....:p

PC CDROM

Set up a web cam and let us know how you got on.

Like that one I saw with that pizza delivery guy and two chicks.

Though why you would order a pizza and let it go cold while yis ride the delivery guy is beyond me.

Nickcaved

Doom wrote: »

Answer the door naked......works everytime....:p

What if its a different delivery guy though?! Or my flatmates boyfriend:eek:

The King of Moo

All those guys who've bought women drink in the hope of sexing at them are now livid that there exists a man who can get women to pay for drink and still have them weak at the knees for them.

This is either feminism's greatest victory or greatest defeat.

Nickcaved

The King of Moo wrote: »

All those guys who've bought women drink in the hope of sexing at them are now livid that there exists a man who can get women to pay for drink and still have them weak at the knees for them.

This is either feminism's greatest victory or greatest defeat.

Ha ha...brilliant

Kerrigooney

Nickcaved wrote: »

You need to prove it's really you though...what colour hair you have?

What colour hair YOU have?

Micky Dolenz

You are a woman, right? Think we should establish that before we continue.

HeyThereDeliah

Ask him if he is gay first save you getting rejected Nick.

The King of Moo

• Play "Red Wine Wine" by UB40 and dance lasciviously (you must be specific about this) when he arrives.
  
  
• "I know you can bring the wine, but can you bring... the sexy!?"
  
  
• "Care to wine and... dine?..." *point at vajayjay*
  
  
• "Can you deliver the goods?... in bed??.... when we have sex in it???" *point at vajayjay*
  
  
• "Hmm, full-bodied, fruity aftertaste, pungent bouquet... and the wine's not bad either...!!" *wink, point at vajayjay*

OP, if none of those work for you, he's a big gay, which, given he delivers wine, is a distinct possibility.

TheUsual

"Yah I am here to fix your cable on your TV, I am an expert."
"Oh hi this is my girlfriend, she just dropped over to take a shower."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70

Mickey H

PC CDROM wrote: »

Set up a web cam and let us know how you got on.

Like that one I saw with that pizza delivery guy and two chicks.

Though why you would order a pizza and let it go cold while yis ride the delivery guy is beyond me.

Simple. You can re-heat the pizza. Win win.

ITS_A_BADGER

The King of Moo wrote: »

• Play "Red Wine Wine" by UB40 and dance lasciviously (you must be specific about this) when he arrives.
  
  
• "I know you can bring the wine, but can you bring... the sexy!?"
  
  
  [*]"Care to wine and... dine?..." *point at vajayjay*
  
  
• "Can you deliver the goods?... in bed??.... when we have sex in it???" *point at vajayjay*
  
  
• "Hmm, full-bodied, fruity aftertaste, pungent bouquet... and the wine's not bad either...!!" *wink, point at vajayjay*

OP, if none of those work for you, he's a big gay, which, given he delivers wine, is a distinct possibility.

/End Thread

Frederica Beauregard

Nickcaved wrote: »

Do you think next times i order i should wear something sexy and revealing? Or will I just be brave and ask him straight out?

No as if he succumbs to your seductions then he will miss all his other wine deliveries and get fired, It's too close to Christmas to be putting this poor bout out of a job because you want to jump his bones. Do the right thing and just hire detective to follow him. Then you will have his address so you can dress like naughty santa, knock on his door with bottle of wine and tell him it's your turn to deliver tonight.

billy42

Nickcaved wrote: »

Me and my flatmate just ordered wine through dial-a-can (only in Ireland would you find such a thing:P). Anyway, the delivery guy who came to the house was really sexy!

As i was handing him my money it spilled all over the floor. He was very sweet and helped me pick it up. Our legs brushed off each other and i almost leaned it to kiss him!

I think i'll become truly irish now and start drinking every night just so i can order from him!

Do you think next times i order i should wear something sexy and revealing? Or will I just be brave and ask him straight out?

I could say somethings like 'thanks for the booze...now fancy joining me for a drink?'

What do you think?!:pac:

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy

billy42

billy42 wrote: »

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy

What were you searching for to find this thread..?

billy42

billy42 wrote: »

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy ,and if he says no sad 4 u he might b gay.lets us no how u got on.

summerskin

billy42 wrote: »

billy42 wrote: »

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy ,and if he says no sad 4 u he might b gay.lets us no how u got on.

my eyes. the goggles do nothing.

elefant

billy42 wrote: »

billy42 wrote: »

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy ,and if he says no sad 4 u he might b gay.lets us no how u got on.

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Birneybau

billy42 wrote: »

u go girl ,of couse ask him in 4 a drink how could he say no ,and 2 b sure ya something sexy

Wrong website.

Facebook is the place if you want to leave comments like that.

Good day sir!

*walks off, swishing tails*

I Heart Internet

Nickcaved wrote: »

Do you think next times i order i should wear something sexy and revealing? Or will I just be brave and ask him straight out?

Ask him straight out. If you just stand there in your all-together trying to look sexy he'll smile, giggle and then leave nervously. You gotta make it easy for the guy!

Sauve

And this is exactly why we can't have nice things

Zulu

TheUsual wrote: »

"Yah I am here to fix your cable on your TV, I am an expert."
"Oh hi this is my girlfriend, she just dropped over to take a shower."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiG7z1lrs70

Maude: "you can guess what happens next."
The Dude: "He fixed the cable?"

Quality.

Ray Palmer

Nickcaved wrote: »

Me and my flatmate just ordered wine through dial-a-can (only in Ireland would you find such a thing:P)

Nothing unique to Ireland:rolleyes:

BillyMitchel

Sweet mother of Jebus.

i'd be interested to know if the girl ever called him back though.

God I'm turning into such an oul one

Gotta wonder how many people have that job considering how many people read this forum.

Antar Bolaeisk

Wait a minute, when did wine start coming in cans?