Ignorant Security Dude

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

Unregistered.

Thinly veiled "I don't carry small notes" thread.

fasttalkerchat

Some people are dicks... on the plus side you got free parking.

Rabies

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

Ignore Popeye.
What about the guy below?

Unregistered. wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I don't carry small notes" thread.

Fromthetrees

Chainsaw ruuuuuuuuhhhh.

flutterflye

What were you doing in a shopping center at 3:30am anyway - should have been in bed.

Any time I've gone to a 24hr shop at night, there hasn't been any paid parking, you just go in and park for free.

Unless you live somewhere else? You must do.

3rdDegree

flutterflye wrote: »

What were you doing in a shopping center at 3:30am anyway - should have been in bed.

Any time I've gone to a 24hr shop at night, there hasn't been any paid parking, you just go in and park for free.

Unless you live somewhere else? You must do.

Good point Flutterflye. And more to the point, how the hell was there a queue at this time of the morning. Eh, Op? Answer that!

Martyn1989

So the security guard gets insulted because he sorted you out? Learn to read op.

Rigol

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

You must learn to forgive and let go.

I learned to do this ...hmm...must be about 4 years ago.
In my case I was on a fas course for learning to drive rigid (mid sized) trucks. There was a fat little man there as one of the instructors, he was greasy with a little perm.
I can't be sure of what his B.M.I was but im sure it rated somewhere around potato, I mean theres fat people ok, we're all shapes and sizes, but then theres the little stumpy fckers who really should have known to lay off the treats because the combination just makes them look ridiculous, (and it is within their power to not look like an egg with legs), especially when its one of those bellys that you can tell was formed from sitting in one particular position.
He harassed and annoyed and generally acted as though he was some how better than me for pretty much all the time we were in the same proximity, the sort of assumed superiority that you might get amongst kids who have picked out the 'sap'. Indulging in my inevitable mistakes, giving it the 'oh ffs act' when he could.
Being that I was unemployed and looking to do what I could I decided to let it go and forgive and forget, get through the course do the test and pass. Besides, I was above that sort of thing. At one point I actually hatched a plan to discover what he was saying behind my back to my 1 other fellow driver pupil, i left my phone to record while i hopped out to get some food. Later I listened to the recording and heard him saying I was a bit of a weirdo, but thankfully my co learner didn't reply so I knew that I was actually not insane and not a weirdo. This also invalidated the claims by people in my other previous jobs that commented and called me a weirdo...I now had evidence.
Anyway I failed the test by maybe 1 or 2 points and decided it probably wasn't for me, but the most important lesson I learned on that course was to forgive and forget. I was above calling up their offices and complaining about the fat greasy little ridiculous perm headed stinking little fcker who only stared hating me when I revealed that I was from a middle class area and had a third level education. I never did call them and I never did see the fat cnt again but ive reached the point of forgiveness and only occasionally wish cardio vascular failure due to poor diet upon him. I completely forgive the fat little cnt.

I also learned to forgive Spanish student girl from about 5 years ago who was happy to be friendly to me when I was well and instantly turned her little (racial slur) back on me the moment I was unwell and clearly struggling.
Oh they're all friendly when things are going well, but make it clear you need a bit of space and you're on their list of enemies forever. hope...i mean dont hope.. she never gets sick and experiences exactly the same thing as me and is forced to think about me laughing as I lap up her tasty tears of sadness and their sweet sweet taste. And then kick her in the cnt, along with that lecturer guy although that was sort of my fault but the didn't need to twist the knife, could have let it slide and been a bit easier on me. I don't hope he dies in front of me as I take a picture of him in an undignified position for all to later see, and certainly not with me cockslapping his face as his final vision of this world.
That would not be perfect justice and I wouldn't enjoy it.

So yeah just forgive and forget.

I hear unemployment in Spain is at 25%. I hope she's OK.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

flutterflye wrote: »

What were you doing in a shopping center at 3:30am anyway - should have been in bed.

Any time I've gone to a 24hr shop at night, there hasn't been any paid parking, you just go in and park for free.

Unless you live somewhere else? You must do.

Actually, I shouldn't have said "just" it happened about 7.30pm this evening

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Rigol wrote: »

You must learn to forgive and let go.

I learned to do this ...hmm...must be about 4 years ago.
In my case I was on a fas course for learning to drive rigid (mid sized) trucks. There was a fat little man there as one of the instructors, he was greasy with a little perm.
I can't be sure of what his B.M.I was but im sure it rated somewhere around potato, I mean theres fat people ok, we're all shapes and sizes, but then theres the little stumpy fckers who really should have known to lay off the treats because the combination just makes them look ridiculous, (and it is within their power to not look like an egg with legs), especially when its one of those bellys that you can tell was formed from sitting in one particular position.
He harassed and annoyed and generally acted as though he was some how better than me for pretty much all the time we were in the same proximity, the sort of assumed superiority that you might get amongst kids who have picked out the 'sap'. Indulging in my inevitable mistakes, giving it the 'oh ffs act' when he could.
Being that I was unemployed and looking to do what I could I decided to let it go and forgive and forget, get through the course do the test and pass. Besides, I was above that sort of thing. At one point I actually hatched a plan to discover what he was saying behind my back to my 1 other fellow driver pupil, i left my phone to record while i hopped out to get some food. Later I listened to the recording and heard him saying I was a bit of a weirdo, but thankfully my co learner didn't reply so I knew that I was actually not insane and not a weirdo. This also invalidated the claims by people in my other previous jobs that commented and called me a weirdo...I now had evidence.
Anyway I failed the test by maybe 1 or 2 points and decided it probably wasn't for me, but the most important lesson I learned on that course was to forgive and forget. I was above calling up their offices and complaining about the fat greasy little ridiculous perm headed stinking little fcker who only stared hating me when I revealed that I was from a middle class area and had a third level education. I never did call them and I never did see the fat cnt again but ive reached the point of forgiveness and only occasionally wish cardio vascular failure due to poor diet upon him. I completely forgive the fat little cnt.

I also learned to forgive Spanish student girl from about 5 years ago who was happy to be friendly to me when I was well and instantly turned her little (racial slur) back on me the moment I was unwell and clearly struggling.
Oh they're all friendly when things are going well, but make it clear you need a bit of space and you're on their list of enemies forever. hope...i mean dont hope.. she never gets sick and experiences exactly the same thing as me and is forced to think about me laughing as I lap up her tasty tears of sadness and their sweet sweet taste. And then kick her in the cnt, along with that lecturer guy although that was sort of my fault but the didn't need to twist the knife, could have let it slide and been a bit easier on me. I don't hope he dies in front of me as I take a picture of him in an undignified position for all to later see, and certainly not with me cockslapping his face as his final vision of this world.
That would not be perfect justice and I wouldn't enjoy it.

So yeah just forgive and forget.

I hear unemployment in Spain is at 25%. I hope she's OK.

:eek: :eek: You're a weirdo!!!

Reamer Fanny

Rigol wrote: »

You must learn to forgive and let go.

I learned to do this ...hmm...must be about 4 years ago.
In my case I was on a fas course for learning to drive rigid (mid sized) trucks. There was a fat little man there as one of the instructors, he was greasy with a little perm.
I can't be sure of what his B.M.I was but im sure it rated somewhere around potato, I mean theres fat people ok, we're all shapes and sizes, but then theres the little stumpy fckers who really should have known to lay off the treats because the combination just makes them look ridiculous, (and it is within their power to not look like an egg with legs), especially when its one of those bellys that you can tell was formed from sitting in one particular position.
He harassed and annoyed and generally acted as though he was some how better than me for pretty much all the time we were in the same proximity, the sort of assumed superiority that you might get amongst kids who have picked out the 'sap'. Indulging in my inevitable mistakes, giving it the 'oh ffs act' when he could.
Being that I was unemployed and looking to do what I could I decided to let it go and forgive and forget, get through the course do the test and pass. Besides, I was above that sort of thing. At one point I actually hatched a plan to discover what he was saying behind my back to my 1 other fellow driver pupil, i left my phone to record while i hopped out to get some food. Later I listened to the recording and heard him saying I was a bit of a weirdo, but thankfully my co learner didn't reply so I knew that I was actually not insane and not a weirdo. This also invalidated the claims by people in my other previous jobs that commented and called me a weirdo...I now had evidence.
Anyway I failed the test by maybe 1 or 2 points and decided it probably wasn't for me, but the most important lesson I learned on that course was to forgive and forget. I was above calling up their offices and complaining about the fat greasy little ridiculous perm headed stinking little fcker who only stared hating me when I revealed that I was from a middle class area and had a third level education. I never did call them and I never did see the fat cnt again but ive reached the point of forgiveness and only occasionally wish cardio vascular failure due to poor diet upon him. I completely forgive the fat little cnt.

I also learned to forgive Spanish student girl from about 5 years ago who was happy to be friendly to me when I was well and instantly turned her little (racial slur) back on me the moment I was unwell and clearly struggling.
Oh they're all friendly when things are going well, but make it clear you need a bit of space and you're on their list of enemies forever. hope...i mean dont hope.. she never gets sick and experiences exactly the same thing as me and is forced to think about me laughing as I lap up her tasty tears of sadness and their sweet sweet taste. And then kick her in the cnt, along with that lecturer guy although that was sort of my fault but the didn't need to twist the knife, could have let it slide and been a bit easier on me. I don't hope he dies in front of me as I take a picture of him in an undignified position for all to later see, and certainly not with me cockslapping his face as his final vision of this world.
That would not be perfect justice and I wouldn't enjoy it.

So yeah just forgive and forget.

I hear unemployment in Spain is at 25%. I hope she's OK.

So erm how is that forgiveness thing working out?

Pottler

Go Back and ride his Olive.

gbee

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

I think you need to look in the mirror

Plazaman

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

You should make a bigger "€50 notes not accepted" and stick it on the machine thus negating his ability to use his magic free parking card and taking away his powers.

Gordon

Plazaman wrote: »

You should make a bigger "€50 notes not accepted" and stick it on the machine thus negating his ability to use his magic free parking card and taking away his powers.

No no, you should make a similarly sized and printed/coloured sign saying "€50 notes are accepted" and go back and repeat the scenario.

Valetta

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

That's your problem right there.

jester77

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

Wait now, he paid for your ticket and you are pissed off

Something similar happened to a friend of mine recently in the supermarket. He had taken out his wallet from his bag to pay for a pizza delivery and forgot to return it to his bag. He then went the supermarket to pick up a few beers and at the checkout he realised he didn't have his wallet. He explained the situation to the checkout-girl and she said she would have to call on her superior to cancel the order as she didn't have the authority. A dude further back in the line got pissed off with the delay, came up and paid for my friends beer and then walked out, leaving his own stuff behind

AeoNGriM

It comes in 50's?

:eek:

No recession in your house.......

anncoates

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

As opposed to doing it there and then instead of wetting your pants?

biko

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"

Go back and photograph this sticker, I reserve judgement until then.

Pottler

Or maybe consign it to the "funny thngs that happened to me" memory bank and move on?

asherbassad

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

The guy was in uniform which means you suck. If he had beaten you to within an inch of your life it would have been your fault. Serves you right!!!

-hooradiation
-studiorat
-Jonny7

What were you doing there anyway? You only have yourself to blame! Pinko!

Pottler

asherbassad wrote: »

The guy was in uniform which means you suck. If he had beaten you to within an inch of your life it would have been your fault. Serves you right!!!

-hooradiation
-studiorat
-Jonny7

What were you doing there anyway? You only have yourself to blame! Pinko!

You're talking out of your asher there, bassad.

senorwipesalot

Sounds like the c unt was off his tits on spinach.

Max Power

What's an asshat?

Pottler

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

What's an asshat?

A hat for your bottom. Don't you have one? Pfft.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

So.. Just been embarrassed in my local shopping centre car park by an ignorant t*sser resembling Popeye.

Me: *paying for parking, puts €50 into vending machine* money gets returned. Try again, note gets returned again.

Popeye lookalike comes sauntering over. Small queue had formed by now.

Popeye: "can you read?"

Me: (offended) "Who, me? 'Course I can f*ckin' read!!"

Popeye: *Points at tiny, half scraped off, barely legible sticker at base corner of vending machine, proclaiming "€50notes not accepted"
He then stuck his card into machine, which returned my parking stub and waddled off without uttering a sentence, leaving me to wonder if I was free to leave and the crowd behind me tittering.

Just wondering how best to get revenge on this asshat???

So you can't read, are holding up other people and the security guy gives you a break by swiping his card thru to clear yours and you call him ignorant. Do you know what ignorant actually means???