My trousers are on back to front aren't they?

AskMyChocolate

"Unfortunately. Yes."

"So, would it be safe to assume that any argument I may make, regardless of it's relevance will be undermined by the fact that my pants are on backwards?""

"Unfortunately. Yes"

"And with no due dilligence, nor a salient argument, you're about to ring the Gardai. Aren't you?"

"Unfortunately. Yes"

Absolute lady. So, AHers, what positive argument did you ever have that got undermined by the fact that you had your pants back to front?

FatherLen

eh..... what?

ArtyM

Ah Jaysus, are Headshops back open again?

Lawrence1895

Make sure, nobody gives you a wedgie

Frynge

I am currently suffering explody hole...


Your argument is invalid!

Reamer Fanny

Put your pants on back to front they said, it'll be fun they said

I know how to dress myself.



It may have taken 27 years, but still.

BBDBB

I once proved conclusively that black was indeed white, that 8/10 cats actually prefer biscuits and that the moon is in fact a chinese paper lantern projected onto teh sky every evening by a man called Bernard

sadly my trousers were at the end of the bed and I was asleep at the time

OneIdea

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Absolute lady. So, AHers, what positive argument did you ever have that got undermined by the fact that you had your pants back to front?

Reminds me of Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

uch

Label to the back

jester77

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

"Unfortunately. Yes."

"So, would it be safe to assume that any argument I may make, regardless of it's relevance will be undermined by the fact that my pants are on backwards?""

"Unfortunately. Yes"

"And with no due dilligence, nor a salient argument, you're about to ring the Gardai. Aren't you?"

"Unfortunately. Yes"

Absolute lady. So, AHers, what positive argument did you ever have that got undermined by the fact that you had your pants back to front?

Meh, not as bad as putting your socks on the wrong feet.

Birneybau

Jump Jump, Daddy Mack will make you...

CardBordWindow

You wouldn't need to drop your trousers to go for a dump, just open the fly, and hope it's solid!

jester77

CardBordWindow wrote: »

You wouldn't need to drop your trousers to go for a dump, just open the fly, and hope it's solid!

Wouldn't work for those of us that wear underwear.

johnwest288

huh..........whats this thread aboutz

Reamer Fanny

CardBordWindow wrote: »

You wouldn't need to drop your trousers to go for a dump, just open the fly, and hope it's solid!

My faith in humanity is restored!

CardBordWindow

justryan wrote: »

My faith in humanity is restored!

Glad I could be of service!

cassid

My 3 year old often puts his trousers on backwards, mind you he often forgets to put pants on and the shoes go on the wrong feet. But he feels proud of himself for getting dressed all by himself and thats the main thing

9959

If you were an American lady you'd be somewhat confused on hearing the remark: "Your fanny looks huge in those trousers"

Pottler

9959 wrote: »

If you were anything but an American lady you'd be somewhat confused on hearing the remark: "Your fanny looks huge in those trousers"

fyp:D

fasttalkerchat

How do you know your trousers weren't on the right way around but you were facing the wrong direction?

Allyall

With them on backwards, it makes it easier to do your username.