I've debunked the theory of parallel universes this morning

EdenHazard

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

kneemos

I have it right over here in this padded cell.

nemesisdg

It would probably be the Prize for Science if you were going to get anything. Which I'll be frank and say, you won't.

Sorry Eden.

smash

I debunked the theory of god last week! Man, AH is really getting smart these days!

Spiritual

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

I'll sell you one for €2000

Hande hoche!

I cut myself shaving this morning.

Eathrin

parallel=the same
Therefore laws of physics apply.
-><- Contradiction.

Therefore you are not parallel Bieber.

1ZRed

Have you been watching that futurama episode with the boxes?

0ph0rce0

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

Just stick to playing football, its what your good at

EdenHazard

Eathrin wrote: »

parallel=the same
Therefore laws of physics apply.
-><- Contradiction.

Therefore you are not parallel Bieber.

In my extensive study of 3 Michio Kaku documentaries I can confirm that laws of physics would not (have) be the same in these alternate worlds.

Genghiz Cohen

The Peace prize for Physics?

Valetta

EdenHazard wrote: »

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

Are all prizes not noble?

Turtyturd

I think this theory will earn you the Special Olympics equivalent of a Nobel Prize.

Noxin

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

But perhaps those universes that have figured this out simply have not passed into our universe but another one altogether? Maybe our universe has a sign on the door saying "Note to all other universes: Don't go here or you will fuxxor up everything"

Where To

If there are no parallel universes therefore everything is predetermined therefore God exists therefore people are the image of God and have the ability to fly.

brianorb

Amongst the infinite set of possibilities our universe is one possibility that when it was realised expunged all other possibilities.

flutterflye

smash wrote: »

I debunked the theory of god last week! Man, AH is really getting smart these days!

Sure I did that when I was 12.
I must be too smart for these here parts so.

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

In another universe your worst nightmares have come true and you are a hideously ugly big fat mess and if you see this other you, you will be so distraught, you will spontaneously combust - stop thinking now to be on the safe side.

kneemos

If there's no Parallel universe where do we go when we die?

Shryke

Did you read Transition by Iain banks?

Ellis Dee

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

I called Morgan Freeman the minute I read your post and told him what you had written.:)

He said. "Meh!":rolleyes:

I'm still trying to figure out all the nuances that I suspect are hidden in that reply.;);)

Panrich

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

If you had checked alternative universe 652876B, you would have discovered that you have indeed been awarded the prize you seek.

franktheplank

nemesisdg wrote: »

It would probably be the Prize for Science if you were going to get anything. Which I'll be frank and say, you won't.

You must be parallel universe frank

humbert

By the same logic, in some universe parallel universes wouldn't exist...

Funglegunk

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

Maybe that has happened, but in a parallel universe?

shopaholic01

In another, far off parallel universe, Justin Bieber is obsessed with you. It's why he split from his girlfriend in this one.

sfwcork

I dint know footballers were this intelligent.. or could even type

asherbassad

Learn to spell Nobel and you might get the Literature prize too.

Caliden

EdenHazard wrote: »

if they existed and any number of infinite outcomes were possible(if what i hear that there is infinite number of parallel universes is correct) then there would be some overlap in universes as those in alternate universes discover how to pass into our dimension! even if the laws of physics don't allow for it, in another universe the same laws of physics wouldn't apply enabling those from another realm to pass into ours.

Get me a noble peace price ASAP

We're in the universe where that doesn't happen but that's not to say it didn't happen in another universe that we're not in.

Wossack

I cant imagine this thread fairing much better in the other universes either

im invisible

Eathrin wrote: »

parallel=the same

Did You Know...
that '=' was chosen to represent 'is equal to' because there is nothing as equal as two straight paralel lines

/nerd

Rigol

Ah ...there you are OP.
We've been looking to contact you from our universe.
All the universes are getting together for a bit of a work thing, you're welcome to come along. Drinks are on the klaktomicanians.

kneemos

im invisible wrote: »

Did You Know...
that '=' was chosen to represent 'is equal to' because there is nothing as equal as two straight paralel lines

/nerd

Two short planks.

Shryke

Transition by Banks as I've mentioned before, for anyone who might enjoy the concept.

"Imagine a world that is one of infinite parallel worlds, that hangs suspended between triumph and catastrophe, the dismantling of the Wall and the fall of the Twin Towers, in the shadow of suicide terrorism and global financial collapse. Presiding over this world is the Concern, an all-powerful organisation whose operatives possess extraordinary powers. There is Temudjin Oh, an unkillable assassin who journeys between the high passes of Nepal, a version of Victorian London and a wintry Venice; Adrian Cubbish, restlessly greedy City trader; and the Philosopher, a state-sponsored torturer who moves between the time zones with sinister ease. Transition is a high-definition, hyper-real apocalyptic fable for terrible times."