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Onanism and clones

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  • 13-11-2012 1:49pm
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    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭


    If you made an exact clone of yourself and the two of you proceeded to conduct a relationship, would you be indulging in self abuse or incest?


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    pablomakaveli
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    That sounds gay.


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    dodderangler
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    Extremely gay


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    joseph brand
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    old hippy wrote: »
    If you made an exact clone of yourself and the two of you proceeded to conduct a relationship, would you be indulging in self abuse or incest?

    What are you trying to tell us?

    Better to just clone the gf or wife of a friend and see how much fun you could have with that. :)


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    RikkFlair
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    I suppose the phrase "Go fcuk yourself" would have new meaning


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    TeddyTedson
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    No, you'd just be a pervert. A standard run of the mill perv.


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    Hardonraging
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    If I had a clone i'm make him do the day to day rubbish i have to endure in
    order to buy lube and condoms !

    In turn i'd be free to use said lube and condom's on the ladies..


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    admiralofthefleet
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    whats is got to do with cavan op?


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    #9
    9959
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    I think a Hermaphrodite might like the idea.


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    #10
    biko
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    I'm too ugly, even I wouldn't touch me with a bargepole.


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    kneemos
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    At least you'd know how to turn him on.


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    #12
    seven_eleven
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    Why cant it be a bit of both? awww ye


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    #13
    seamus
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    Identical twins share identical genetic code.

    It would be incest.


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    #14
    GetWithIt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    This thread is totally fupped up.

    Unless the OP is a hot chick.


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    #15
    im invisible
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    what ever happened to 'I would ride myself cos im a sexy man'?


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    RikkFlair
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    im invisible wrote: »
    what ever happened to 'I would ride myself cos im a sexy man'?

    He rode himself to death


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    #17
    BensonSlide
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    The post-coital conversations would be hilarious, and a Dutch oven would be bearable.


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    kylith
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    Either way it would't be Onanism. Onanism is coitus interruptus; the act of 'spilling one's seed upon the ground' instead of inside the lady.


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    kneemos
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    What ever about the sex you could have him go to work for you,do the shopping,cut the grass,unblock the toilet...etc.


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    Funglegunk
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    You'd have to wait for your clone to grow up first, you sicko.


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    FatherLen
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    i like pizza


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    #22
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    You'd have to wait for your clone to grow up first, you sicko.

    Which is why I said an exact clone of yourself ...

    As in age, memory, appearance, emotions etc.

    I know I'm a reasonably good lover but this way, I'd know for sure :D


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    aman121
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    It would be neither Self Abuse, nor Incest.

    By "breaking up" in public with a strategically placed paparazzi, you could work you way up from gossip mags to a reality show on ITV3. Something like "Being Me. And Me".


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    #24
    old hippy
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    aman121 wrote: »
    It would be neither Self Abuse, nor Incest.

    By "breaking up" in public with a strategically placed paparazzi, you could work you way up from gossip mags to a reality show on ITV3. Something like "Being Me. And Me".

    It's not you, it's me. Oh hang on, waitamoment ;)


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    #25
    OneArt
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    Depends on the type of clone.

    If it's a solidified energy clone, then it's just sex.

    If it's a biological clone, it's incest.

    If it's a time clone, it's masturbation.


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    #26
    9959
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Beaten to the punch!
    Similar to 'old hippy' post24, but not as funny.


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