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People do strange things!

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  • 12-11-2012 7:34pm
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    cuana
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭


    I work in Retail, recently while serving a customer I told her the price she then dug into to bra and proceeded to count out her change and then went on to dig a little more Jesus I thought I'd vomit! Horrific experience

    She pretty much had her boobs out on the counter for finish! :eek:


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    cuana wrote: »
    I work in Retail, recently while serving a customer I told her the price she then dug into to bra and proceeded to count out her change and then went on to dig a little more Jesus I thought I'd vomit! Horrific experience

    She pretty much had her boobs out on the counter for finish! :eek:

    Please provide pictures or kindly get the fúck out.


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    cuana
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    keith16 wrote: »
    Please provide pictures or kindly get the fúck out.

    Trust me!! not an attractive sight dirty greasy hands and a bra if you could call it that needed a wash :eek:


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    cuana wrote: »
    Trust me!! not an attractive sight dirty greasy hands and a bra if you could call it that needed a wash :eek:

    I'll be the judge of that.


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Are you sure the thing she was buying didn't cost two boobs?


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    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Did she arrive in a van by any chance?


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    Bruthal
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    cuana wrote: »
    I work in Retail, recently while serving a customer I told her the price she then dug into to bra and proceeded to count out her change and then went on to dig a little more Jesus I thought I'd vomit! Horrific experience

    She pretty much had her boobs out on the counter for finish!

    For your finish?


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Did she arrive in a van by any chance?

    Did she leave on a horse?


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    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    I used to see this too when I worked in a shop. They were usually ladies from a certain culture.

    They have a point too, but they never got pick pocketed!


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I was at the counter one day when a rather posh women was browsing with her son.

    She proceeded to turn around, stare right at me, and let out a really noisy sneeze.

    I hadn't a clue what to do, she just turned and went back to browsing, it was very weird....


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    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    A woman in a shop I worked in once gave out about how dark it was. She was wearing sunglasses.
    Anywho.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awi14wDTxNw


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    Ziegfeldgirl27
    Registered Users Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Ziegfeldgirl27


    Had this many a time when i worked in the post office. Disgusting stuff.


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    Esoteric_
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    I've had people do that. I refused to take their money. When they kicked up a fuss, I got a manager and explained that I wasn't comfortable taking money that was pulled from their bra. Manager backed me up, just like he backed me up when I refused to take money from a scumbag that was covered in dried blood.

    It's fcuking disgusting.


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    cuana
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    Ziegfeldgirl27 wrote: »
    Had this many a time when i worked in the post office. Disgusting stuff.

    OMG it does?? I have never seen this happen before! I've worked in retail 10 years


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    senorwipesalot
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    Why is it called a Wonderbra?



    Because whe she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.


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    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Big Bottom


    Ha ha, thats a great joke!


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    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    I work in a shop too and a couple of months ago a girl came in one evening, bought some stuff, then wanted to buy something else and patted her boobs to see if she had enough money left, oh how I lol'ed :p


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    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    I worked in a shop a few years ago, and on more than one occasion I had smackheads trying to by stuff with money that had been concealed between their ar$e cheeks. I kid you not.

    Some of them even seemed genuinely surprised when I refused to accept it. :confused:

    I believe this method of keeping one's money safe is known as 'plugging'.


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    [Deleted User]
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Did she arrive in a van by any chance?
    Jamez735 wrote: »
    Did she leave on a horse?

    Mod

    Whatever way you try to disguise it, any more of this kind of carry on will earn infractions.


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    Equality
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Equality


    I once worked in an office where people sent us paperwork covered in blood, urine and faeces.

    Paperwork with a lot of blood on it was given to management (they get paid extra). I got the feeling that came from someone who did not like the staff where we worked, cos the blood was on a document we could not dispose of.

    Stuff with cat's pee on it was given to the security guys who said 'yes, we will burn that for you, love' as we did not want it to stink up the recycled paper. In fairness, the stuff with cat's pee on it came with a note telling us the cat peed on it, and could we issue a replacement document, as he did not like giving the document with cats pee on it to people (apart from us, obviously).

    At one stage there was an anthrax scare, so plastic gloves were provided for those opening the post. That was before my time, but there were still boxes of gloves available, so if you got something awful in the post, you could get gloves.

    In short, never underestimate what people will do with paper before they give it to you. That applies in particular to money, I have seen people fish it out of the toilet and let it dry before giving it to a shop assistant.


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    cuana wrote: »
    I work in Retail, recently while serving a customer I told her the price she then dug into to bra and proceeded to count out her change and then went on to dig a little more Jesus I thought I'd vomit! Horrific experience

    She pretty much had her boobs out on the counter for finish! :eek:

    You kind of remind me of the fellow that wrote to the "Playboy Doctor" years ago. He began with:"Dear Playboy Doctor, I have a problem .... he went on to report that he could ejaculate five or six times in a row, but his penis still stayed hard and erect. He ended his letter with the sentence "What have I got?". The answer was: "I don't know what you've got, but it sure as hell isn't a problem.":):):)

    The same in your case. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.:D


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