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Organising a Stag party

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  • 07-11-2012 12:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4


    Hi,

    I was looking into organising a stag party in Carrick-on-Shannon.

    Any opinions/recommendations?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,509 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Don't kill a hooker.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Mattie_J84 wrote: »
    Hi,

    I was looking into organising a stag party in Carrick-on-Shannon.

    Any opinions/recommendations?
    Depending on how many people are to be involved how about renting a Shannon cruiser? Guaranteed adventure and hilarity as you mix copious amounts of booze and the longest river in Ireland.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Prob best to go to the regional forum that suits the location tbh!

    People here will just start mentioning Coke & Hookers :rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    There are no deers in Carrick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Hoke and cookers.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 422 ✭✭BensonSlide


    Surprise everyone by being polite, relatively sober, respectful towards women, and generally not living up to the tired old stereotype.

    Then wreck the joint.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Don't kill a hooker.

    Watch this first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    God where to start, its such a big place.

    I went on a stag there once.
    I got off the bus right outside the hotel, thrown on a splash of old spice, walked literally 10 yards across the road to the pub/nightclub, many hours later I made the return trip to the hotel: via the chipper.
    In the morning straight on to the bus from the hotel.

    In all honesty I'd say during the entirety of my stay in Carrick on Shannon I was outside for 3 minutes and walked maybe 30 yards on her streets.

    I felt like some kinda modern day Howard Hughes stag participant.


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    Kill a hooker. :)

    Carrick is a nice spot. Better off in a regional forum I would think.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Hook a killer.
    OP already has a thread in Letrim.


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mod

    Yeh OP, if you're look for serious answers, stick with your thread in the Leitrim forum. If you're happy to have a lot of coke and hookers (sure why wouldn't you be!), and plenty of unserious but potentially funny answers then I'll leave this open.

    PM me of you want it locked.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,859 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Mattie_J84 wrote: »
    Hi,

    I was looking into organising a stag party in Carrick-on-Shannon.

    Any opinions/recommendations?

    Cancel it and go somewhere abroad where you don't have to finish up drinking in bars at such an early hour.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Just to warn you Carrick Hookers are slightly different to Hookers you would find in other towns around Ireland.

    First and foremost they have four legs and covered in wool......


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    The Galway hooker I hear will blow yours sails apart. Go there instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    why all the killing hookers?

    bring hookers paintballing instead.

    and then no one cares if you drink lots of coke


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Don't kill a hooker.
    kfallon wrote: »
    Coke & Hookers :rolleyes:
    Ghandee wrote: »
    Hoke and cookers.
    yop wrote: »
    Kill a hooker. :)
    biko wrote: »
    Hook a killer.
    Plazaman wrote: »
    Carrick Hookers.
    yop wrote: »
    Galway hooker

    ಠ_ಠ


  • Registered Users Posts: 272 ✭✭darrcow


    coke, shemale hooker and anal sex:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,509 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    darrcow wrote: »
    coke, shemale hooker and anal sex:D

    A great story to tell the grand kids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    darrcow wrote: »
    coke, shemale hooker and anal sex:D

    Well it could hardly be vaginal, could it? :confused:


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