What would you do if you met ET?

M1XR

So was having this argument with flatmate about this and we came to no conclusions....

So afterwords i found this and must say i like it.

So what would you do?

Chucken

What did you find?

Was it too sexy for his sister?

dilapidating

Kick him in the nads.
His head shape makes me uncomfortable.

talla10

I'd tell him to avoid getting a meteor phone.

Crap reception for long distance calls.

bmcc10

Jees I thought my Saturday night was bad.

M1XR

look it, some of us live a crazy lifestyle!!

Chucken

Whats the link??

M1XR

sorry musnt have worked http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/71041_firstcontactalien.png

aligator_am

bmcc10 wrote: »

Jees I thought my Saturday night was bad.

So did ET, the poor fecker was only making a short hop to Alpha Centauri for a pizza and now he's stuck here, and you think you Saturday night is going badly!

stmol32

I couldn't agree with you more.
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Yep!! That'll freak ET out.

Real Life

Id be like OMG lol. but i am very drunk.

Chucken

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/71041_firstcontactalien.png

??????

Have you seen the size of that writing??

Birneybau

Phone home?

caste_in_exile

I'd hoop, n holla n say "you're not from this pack o woods, nigga" the unload on him like sugar ray

caste_in_exile

I'd hoop, n holla n say "you're not from this pack o woods nigga" then unload on him like sugar ray on hagler

stoneill

Kick him in the face and tell him to fúck off back to his own planet and stop robbing our jobs and birds.

K-9

Get him to arrange a date with Drew Barrymore.

Chucken

stoneill wrote: »

Kick him in the face and tell him to fúck off back to his own planet and stop robbing our jobs and birds.

But maybe they'd go willingly?

http://www.metrolic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/3362683790_f40f086222.jpg

stevek93

ET phone home.

Duff

Many's a night I spent cowering in my ''fort'' while watching him on the VHS. So, I'd exact my revenge.

im invisible

Park, man!

stevek93

Second thought I'd prob s#%t myself imagine waking up to that at the end of your bed lol.

LizT

My initials are E.T. Not really relevant but I just thought I'd say it

Napper Hawkins

Well naturally I would whip it out and start masturbating furiously.

Obviously they would get the picture and **** off home, never to return.

Where To

You know what would be really crazy?

BillyMitchel

Ask him for a lend of that big red finger..

pauldla

aligator_am wrote: »

So did ET, the poor fecker was only making a short hop to Alpha Centauri for a pizza and now he's stuck here, and you think you Saturday night is going badly!

Not just that, his getting kicked in the head and his spaceman nads, too. Welcome to Erf, muddafukka!

caste_in_exile

I'd nab the keys to his capsule and rocket the fcuk off this planet. Trading places; he can deal with eddie murphy instead

the_syco

Chucken wrote: »

Have you seen the size of that writing??

Place mouse over it. Click it. It shall expand. Thank f**k you weren't the one to meet them!

=-=

They said that they will come on 91315 (some numbers thing, I'm not sure?) so it should be cool. Seems "the day will become night", or some bullsh|t

1ZRed

I'd tell him to go **** himself off in a bush, why not

Mr Trade In

I would use him to cure people of illnesses charging a Fcuk load of money.

Reindeer

I'd give them Neil deGrasse Tyson's phone number.

corktina

Ask for his passport...if he isn't from an EU country them he can gtfo,

If he is from a planet within the EU (he could be, I don't know who's in and who's not nowadays), I'd show him where the Social Welfare hang out, teach him to drink ten pints of porter, get into a fight, be sick and fall over.

Next, he'd need to know how to curse and lastly I'd teach him how to drive his spacecraft down the middle lane of the M50 at 90km/h and how not to indcate at roundabouts.

He'd fit right in then I think, you'd not even notice him

Plazaman

Is it THE ET or is it an ET, cause if it that sexy bird that was in Mars Attacks, my reponse would be different.

corktina

Plazaman wrote: »

Is it THE ET or is it an ET, cause if it that sexy bird that was in Mars Attacks, my reponse would be different.

Marianne Faithful you mean?

racso1975

me and that glowing red finger would have a serious amount of fun

Remmy

I would get him to sign over exclusive drilling rights for his planet to me, muhahaha. Then I would shank him with a dull blade because we Humans destroy things we don't understand.

corktina

corktina wrote: »

Marianne Faithful you mean?

you are all too young...google it.... marrianne faithful/mars bar

billybudd

Ask him if he is indeed a man.

thomasj

I would congratulate him on finally finding intelligent life :cool:

tiny timy

Give him the lend of my phone, but get him to reverse the charges!

reginald

I'd get him drunk and seduce him on my leather couch whilst watching Aliens

Capt'n Midnight

billybudd wrote: »

Ask him if he is indeed a man.

ET the extra testicle

galwayrush

Same as i do every morning i meet my neighbour.. ' Good morning Bob '

MaxSteele

Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting

Capt'n Midnight

MaxSteele wrote: »

Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting

you don't need to be a xenobiologist to know that's not something you'd do with a lot of lifeforms on this planet never mind stranger ones.

9959

MaxSteele wrote: »

Identify it's orifices, hold it down by both hands and give it a good shafting

Any interplanetary court worth its salt would view the above as non-consensual.
Shame on you!