Have you shop lifted?

Jaded Jester

I've become a gross prick lately. When I'm drunk I steal the whole time. Tonight I shoplifted a 70 euro pair of earphones and a 100 euro sweater. As well as that I stole a packet of Chrorizo, several bars of chocolate, a couple of bars of chocolate and a few other small things like chewing gum and mints. I dress really well so I don't look like somebody who is likely to steal so I pretty much nobody looks at me, so that means that if I rip the security tags off any item I can steal it without any danger of being caught. I kind of feel bad about it now but I know that if I'm about in town drunk again I will probably steal again because it's just so easy.

I guess I'm a gross guy, but I feel like it's so easy I can't not do it. I'm gross. I really am. I'm sorry, but I know I'll so it again. **** I'm a scumbag.

Have you ever stolen anything?

Jesus Wept

70 quid for ear phones.
#dafuq?

Jaded Jester

Jaded Jester wrote: »

I've become a gross prick lately. When I'm drunk I steal the whole time.

The whole time?
You should really leave some for the rest of us.

Please Kill Me

Jaded Jester wrote: »

I'm a scumbag.

Yes. Yes you are. I mean who in their right mind would have a 100 Euro sweater?? :pac:

Celly Smunt

would you take 20 for the headphones?

Junk_Mail

What earphones did u manage to rob for 70 quid :O

ColeTrain

Of course, blame it on the drink. The majority can have a few drinks and still behave themselves. Others get a few drinks into them and their true personality shines through..

Jaded Jester

Junk_Mail wrote: »

What earphones did u manage to rob for 70 quid :O

Decent set of in ear skull candy ear phones. I suppose I'm a gross guy...

mauzo

Several bars of chocolate AND a couple of bars of chocolate??

Whoa....

Where are You stealing all this from?

Junk_Mail

in-ear ones? the ones that are on sale for 6.99? never seen a pair of skull candy earphones for 70 euro, i might be wrong but i dont think i have.

zef

You're an unskilled troll if you ask me.

girl2

Youre a kleptomaniac. And you need a bit of help with that.

Shane-KornSpace

wrote:

have you shoplifted?

im not that strong...

Jaded Jester

mauzo wrote: »

Several bars of chocolate AND a couple of bars of chocolate??

Whoa....

Where are You stealing all this from?

Somewhere I can't remember, Mr Garda....

mauzo

Jaded Jester wrote: »

Somewhere I can't remember, Mr Garda....

Hmm I think you Do.

Squat and cough please...

MadsL

Jaded Jester wrote: »

Decent set of in ear skull candy ear phones.

Now I know you are lying. No such thing.

Dartz

By accident


90 euro set of headphones from HMV.

Found them in my bag at the busstop, and assumed that since it was January sales and I'd bought a lot of stuff from a music store that they were some cheap old-stock freebies in a nice box.

Boy was I wrong when I checked out how much a set actually sold for.

By then it was much too late to return them so I kept 'em.

Jaded Jester

I wanted people to tell me it's ok that I stole because I was drunk when I did it and that I am still a good person even though I was a thief...but you people don't want to reassure me. I want to be told I'm still a good person even though I steal.

burgermasters

I have a wife and 2 kids lost my job had no money so went to the shopping center filled the trolley and walked out on one even looked at me. Hope i never have to do that again

mauzo

Jaded Jester wrote: »

I wanted people to tell me it's ok that I stole because I was drunk when I did it and that I am still a good person even though I was a thief...but you people don't want to reassure me. I want to be told I'm still a good person even though I steal.

I get drunk and get a sneaky finger at a bar, but you...are the devil and have no self respect.

anncoates

How outrageous.

humberklog

I've a shop in Dublin city centre. There's 2 type of shop lifters in my experience: skangers that'll just swoop on anything to sell on and then there's the respectable ones that are emotionally needy and want to get caught.

Do you think you fall into either group?

My shop's an art gallery so it's not exactly important stuff like food etc. that might well tempt someone genuinely hard-up.

Stained Class

OP, come into my shop & try your 'playful' antics.

You'll be blown out the door with all the firepower my Shotgun can provide.

Your family can pick up the remains of your sorry mess.

Jaded Jester

Stained Class wrote: »

OP, come into my shop & try your 'playful' antics.

You'll be blown out the door with all the firepower my Shotgun can provide.

Your family can pick up the remains of your sorry mess.

No offense but you don't sound too sharp. I'd probably take you for all you're worth without you even noticing.

Celly Smunt

Jaded Jester wrote: »

No offense but you don't sound too sharp. I'd probably take you for all you're worth without you even noticing.

i agree,after all you are a gross guy.

ITS_A_BADGER

you seem to have a bit of a problem op is there something going on in your life that you feel the need to steal items? or is it the thrill of it, maybe talk to someone about it, or lay off the drink for a while and how you feel after while

Stained Class

Jaded Jester wrote: »

No offense but you don't sound too sharp. I'd probably take you for all you're worth without you even noticing.

YOU'RE A GREAT REFLECTION ON YOUR ASSHOLE PARENTS THEN.

NO OFFENCE LIKE!

cloud493

I haven't no. One time I went into dunnes with my mate, we came out and he suddenly started pulling stuff he'd nicked in his hoody pocket. Hadn't even noticed him!

Jaded Jester

Stained Class wrote: »

YOU'RE A GREAT REFLECTION ON YOUR ASSHOLE PARENTS THEN.

NO OFFENCE LIKE!

Better parents than yours. You're the one threatening people with death.

Stained Class

Jaded Jester wrote: »

Better parents than yours. You're the one threatening people with death.

Where?

Tell me?

Jaded Jester

Stained Class wrote: »

Where?

Tell me?

You're talking about shotguns and violence. Kind of terrifying. Really repressed sh1t.

sweetie

there ain't enough facepalms.

Stained Class

Jaded Jester wrote: »

You're talking about shotguns and violence. Kind of terrifying. Really repressed sh1t.

:rolleyes:

Lenin Skynard

I'll threaten you over the internet with my shotgun 'cause I'm a badass. Oh and BOLD FONT.

Mad keyboard warrior skillz yo.

You're a lovely boy OP, that's all you wanted to hear wasn't it?