Ms Conservative of the year award

unclejunior · 31-10-2012 5:13pm #1

I think it would be great if Ireland ran a new competition titled Ms Consevative of the year award for all the conservative women in Ireland. Points would be allocated on the following basis

no sense of humour
no alcohol intake
not putting out
feminist inclined
conservative dress sense
waht the neighbours would think attitude
pessimism
gaa follower

and more i cant think of. It would be similar to the rose of tralee but emphasis would be added on how stuck in the past the winner is.

smash · 31-10-2012 5:15pm

worst competition ever!

donvito99 · 31-10-2012 5:15pm

Yer wan off Kilnaskully who says, "I am not in the habit of repeating myself."

Chuck Stone · 31-10-2012 5:16pm

unclejunior wrote: »

no sense of humour
no alcohol intake
not putting out
feminist inclined
conservative dress sense
waht the neighbours would think attitude
pessimism
gaa follower

None of these things, either in isolation or combined, make a person conservative.

Maybe we should have a stupid thread award too.

brummytom · 31-10-2012 5:16pm

It could be called 'The Bucket List', pronounced Bouquet, dear.

some random drunk · 31-10-2012 5:16pm

I'd say the vast majority of Irish women aren't conservative.

Benny_Cake · 31-10-2012 5:17pm

Issues with the women OP?

Madam_X · 31-10-2012 5:17pm

Yeh if there's one thing conservatives are mad for, it's the feminism.

Further validation of my theory that a good lot of people who use these tedious labels don't even know what they mean.

BBDBB · 31-10-2012 5:19pm

Conservative Feminists..........they burn their bras behind closed doors

Hazys · 31-10-2012 5:23pm

unclejunior wrote: »

Ms Consevative of the year award

feminist inclined

Thats an oxymoron...just like yourself OP (drop the Oxy part tho)

Nodin · 31-10-2012 5:24pm

unclejunior wrote: »

I think it would be great if Ireland ran a new competition titled Ms Consevative of the year award for all the conservative women in Ireland. Points would be allocated on the following basis

no sense of humour
no alcohol intake
not putting out
feminist inclined
conservative dress sense
waht the neighbours would think attitude
pessimism
gaa follower

and more i cant think of. It would be similar to the rose of tralee but emphasis would be added on how stuck in the past the winner is.

Yep, there's nothin that says stuck up oul bat like wanting availability of contraception and sexual freedom for the wimminz.

Madam_X · 31-10-2012 5:27pm

Nodin wrote: »

Yep, there's nothin that says stuck up oul bat like wanting availability of contraception and sexual freedom for the wimminz.

Some folks think feminism means "Woman who is not quiet and timid" though.

super_furry · 31-10-2012 5:28pm

I thought it just meant they wore dungarees?

kowloon · 31-10-2012 5:30pm

super_furry wrote: »

I thought it just meant they wore dungarees?

Dungarees and corsets for all!

Lawrence1895 · 31-10-2012 5:39pm

unclejunior wrote: »

I think it would be great if Ireland ran a new competition titled Ms Consevative of the year award for all the conservative women in Ireland. Points would be allocated on the following basis

no sense of humour
no alcohol intake
not putting out
feminist inclined
conservative dress sense
waht the neighbours would think attitude
pessimism
gaa follower

and more i cant think of. It would be similar to the rose of tralee but emphasis would be added on how stuck in the past the winner is.

Do you know my wife? :eek:

She hates sport, but apart from that...

Nodin · 31-10-2012 5:40pm

super_furry wrote: »

I thought it just meant they wore dungarees?

...they wear dungarees, and necklaces of human penisesez langers....on international womens day, gangs of them roam the streets in search of victims to sacrifice to their dark be'bosomed idols....

smurgen · 31-10-2012 5:42pm

unclejunior wrote: »

I think it would be great if Ireland ran a new competition titled Ms Consevative of the year award for all the conservative women in Ireland. Points would be allocated on the following basis

no sense of humour
no alcohol intake
not putting out
feminist inclined
conservative dress sense
waht the neighbours would think attitude
pessimism
gaa follower

and more i cant think of. It would be similar to the rose of tralee but emphasis would be added on how stuck in the past the winner is.

Jesus you're all over the place. You're confusing the political belief of conservatism with someone who has a conservative personality-two very different things.also you throw in feminism,which has nothing to do with either and you also imply that all are dryballs and tough work to be around.

In my opinion true feminists are women who believe they are equal to men are cool to be around as they have outgoing personalities and aren't afraid to express opinions of speak up around men,they have confidence and I find conversation flows easily with them.
I think women with traditional values-the type who have tradional views about gender roles are hard work to be around and I find them boring.same goes for their exact opposite- the caricature feminist who are placard waving and aggressive towards men.i find myself défensive around these types but thank god theirs hardly any around.

Give me normal,confident women any day of thé week!

TheBody · 31-10-2012 5:43pm

This thread need to be put out of its misery.

Heroditas · 31-10-2012 5:44pm

No mention of ability to say decades of the Rosary. You'd really need that.

Lenin Skynard · 31-10-2012 5:46pm

Also eats a lot of toast.

kowloon · 31-10-2012 5:47pm

Nodin wrote: »

...they wear dungarees, and necklaces of human penisesez langers....on international womens day, gangs of them roam the streets in search of victims to sacrifice to their dark be'bosomed idols....

Sounds a bit like those wild hen parties in Temple Bar.