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Things you shouldn't ask obese persons.
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31-10-2012 1:03am#1
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Neewbie_noob wrote: »Why can't you thank posts in this form ???
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It's to keep the whores from our doors.0 -
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It's not a decision one makes, it is mostly an inadvertent result of overconsumption of calories and fats coupled with a lack of exercise.Pole Monkey wrote: »Why did you decide to become fat?
Bigger than yours? Quite possibly but I would need an estimate for the size of yours to know for definite. Measure yourself and get back to me.Are your tits bigger?
Not right now, it's 01:24. Only the mad go jogging at this ungodly hour.Pole Monkey wrote: »Fancy a jog?
That's not a question.I can see your gunt!
Yes. I believe it to be a fad diet based on questionable science that generally doesn't yield long-lasting, satisfactory results.Pole Monkey wrote: »Ever heard of the Atkin's diet?
I believe so but I'd ask an astrophysicist to be sure. I have a friend with an Astrophysics degree who is currently working in London Science Museum; I can put that question to her if you so wish.Pole Monkey wrote: »Is Uranus surrounded by clouds of methane and ammonia?
Obese people don't have bank accounts because they spend money on food rather than saving it.TeddyTedson wrote: »What is your account number and sort code.
An entire chocolate cake. I'm not even making that up....Pole Monkey wrote: »What was the last thing you ate?
I have no idea who Amanda Todd is so I probably have not.Pole Monkey wrote: »Have you seen Amanda Todd's tits?
Indeed you can. It was a poorly made sandwich with an unpleasant odour and distinctly low-quality fillings. I suggest you put more effort into your sandwich-making in the future.Chuck Stone wrote: »Can I have my sandwich back?
No. I am not the Moon.Do you influence the tides?
Enough of what. Please be more specific.13th Skull wrote: »Have you had enough?
I can't see you but yeah, probably.Does my bum look big in this?
Lima.What is the capital of Peru?
Yes.The Aussie wrote: »Do you want fries with that?
When was the last time you saw your penis without the aid of a mirror?
Probably the last time I urinated, which would have been about an hour and a half ago. I shall probably go again before I go to bed.
If you agree to pay, then yes.im invisible wrote: »You wanna go out sometime?
Probably the last time I urinated, which would have been about an hour and a half ago. I shall probably go again before I go to bed. You should pay closer attention to the questions which have already been asked.When was the last time you saw your genitalia?
What type of club and what exactly is it milking?southcentralts wrote: »Would you mind watching my club milk?
I believe TCN has never had the thanks function in order to prevent "thanks-whoring".Neewbie_noob wrote: »Why can't you thank posts in this form ???:mad:
I'll answer the questions here, thank you.Chuck Stone wrote: »It's to keep the whores from our doors.
That's not a question.Your FACE is why!
I'm always on top.Princess Peach wrote: »Would you like to be on top?
An empty fork and some chocolate cake crumbs. Not much in comparison to the amount of matter in the universe but certainly not negligible in the context of the amount of matter that is currently on my desk.Have you much on your plate?
Due for what? I am a male and it is physically impossible for me to become pregnant.Staff Infection wrote: »So when are you due? Oh..... never mind
Yes. I said this a few questions ago and still have not received them. This internet is clearly a very inefficient method of procuring fried goods. I am quite disappointed.Do you want fries with that?0 -
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