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Which would you prefer?

  • 30-10-2012 7:35pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    Would you prefer to have your penis/boobs/vag amputated or to lose a limb?

    After literally seconds of deliberation and with a heavy heart, I decided it would have to be the flute.

    I need my legs and arms more for doing everyday stuff .

    the awful choice 26 votes

    man - goodbye flute
    0%
    man - goodbye limb
    19%
    Jesus WeptGhost BustercabincrewiflyJamieKCCOBobbyPropane 5 votes
    woman - adios boobs/vag
    69%
    BrokenArrowssmashWelrucRonin247keith16bbamminidazzlerGone DrinkingEl Guapo!nippspdbhpSound of SilenceCorvofrozenfrozenBest username everConor_SammonRigolLenin Skynard 18 votes
    woman - adios limb
    11%
    genieprettygurrlyFr_Dougal 3 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    woman - adios boobs/vag
    I consider my penis a limb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    talk to me about this vag amputation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    racso1975 wrote: »
    talk to me about this vag amputation
    It's truly horrific and involves the use of quick drying cement (procedure banned in Luxembourg)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Is it boobs and vag or boobs and vag? Because I would lose my boobs before a limb (they're heavy and currently useless). I do need my vagina for *waste disposal* though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    woman - adios boobs/vag
    women love scars


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    This is the second most ridiculous poll I've seen on boards today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Is it boobs and vag or boobs and vag? Because I would lose my boobs before a limb (they're heavy and currently useless). I do need my vagina for *waste disposal* though.

    Are you referring to babies as waste? Or do you pee through your vagina? :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Mocking's catching. So I'm not even gonna go there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭SirDelboy18


    My penis defines me, so I'll lose all my limbs and my face.


  • Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If it's a boobs OR vag OR limb deal, I'd lose the boobs.

    If I lose a limb, I'll be disabled for life.
    If I lose my vag, well, no sex.
    If I lose my boobs, not only might it make me look thinner, but I could even end up getting them upgraded if I didn't like the boobless look. Sure, boob jobs are pricey but it's better than losing a limb or my vagina.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Are you referring to babies as waste? Or do you pee through your vagina? :/

    Blood. Think of blood. And LOTS of clots :D.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    If it's a boobs OR vag OR limb deal, I'd lose the boobs.

    If I lose a limb, I'll be disabled for life.
    If I lose my vag, well, no sex.
    If I lose my boobs, not only might it make me look thinner, but I could even end up getting them upgraded if I didn't like the boobless look. Sure, boob jobs are pricey but it's better than losing a limb or my vagina.

    Wimmins are so practical when it comes to these things...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    moobs, definatly the moobs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    woman - adios boobs/vag
    You could get by with a missing leg or arm and fake legs and arms are getting more advanced.

    You cant get a replacement dick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Would you prefer to have your penis/boobs/vag amputated or to lose a limb?

    After literally seconds of deliberation and with a heavy heart, I decided it would have to be the flute.

    I need my legs and arms more for doing everyday stuff .

    Wow, what a thread.
    Are you sure your name's 'Recylingbin' and not 'BOTTOM OF THE BARREL'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    woman - adios boobs/vag
    Atari JaguARM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    man - goodbye limb
    It's all about the fisting anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    It's all about the fisting anyway.

    Gosh, and I thought my blood clots comment was as low as this thread could go :eek:.

    And he's the mod of the Rainbow and Lollipops forum?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    woman - adios limb
    It's all about the fisting anyway.

    To be fair, Andy, I don't think anyone would notice if you lost a limb or two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    woman - adios boobs/vag
    Not being able to fcuk would make life not worth living.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Gosh, and I thought my blood clots comment was as low as this thread could go :eek:.

    And he's the mod of the Rainbow and Lollipops forum?!?

    Get it right or don't bother, it's 'Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows',
    and in keeping with the above.

    Well done you, happy days and just because you made a mistake it doesn't mean that you're not a beautiful, loving, giving person with a glass half-full attitude to life.
    Keep it Fluffy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    man - goodbye limb
    Gosh, and I thought my blood clots comment was as low as this thread could go :eek:.

    And he's the mod of the Rainbow and Lollipops forum?!?

    Also the fisting forum but that is by access by request only.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,905 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I'm married, so losing the baldy champ would make no difference to me anyway...


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