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Travelling Cattle Class - I hope the cows are ok.......

  • 29-10-2012 3:57pm
    #1
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    ..........and I hope the 'animal lovers' (of which I am one myself) have a sense of humour for the comments that follow.


    From
    The Galway Advertiser
    Facebook page.

    Inward lane of Oranmore Galway road closed between the roundabout at Oranmore community centre to the Maldron Hotel after large cattle trailer overturned on the roundabout. Large Garda presence at the scene. Injured animals being slowly unloaded from the overturned trailer. Delays and diversions.


Comments

  • #2
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    If you ever see this happen, don't look too close, unless crushed, broken legged, half dead screaming animals are your idea of tea time viewing. And spare a thought for the gards/vets going around shooting the too badly injured ones. Not pretty and not nice.


  • #3
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Thats horrible, poor moocows.


  • #4
    Fr_Dougal
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    It's a mooving story.


  • #5
    mikemac1
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    Such a shame

    They were almost at the factory when it happened


  • #6
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    This is a beefy news story, better phone Ron Burgundy.


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  • #7
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Such a shame

    They were almost at the factory when it happened
    Yeah, there is that, but there's suffering and then there's suffering...


  • #8
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    I'd say the animals are minced meat after that.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    It's a mooving story.
    Probably mooving too fast approaching the roundabout, the gardaí will have a bone to pick with the driver.


  • #10
    Agricola
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    You just know people are going to mercilessly milk this for puns!


  • #11
    Celly Smunt
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    Agricola wrote: »
    You just know people are going to mercilessly milk this for puns!

    there's pun reputation at steak here.


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  • #12
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    It's offal, i'm so sad!


  • #13
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    something tells me this story isn't so black and white.


  • #14
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    benwavner wrote: »
    It's offal, i'm so sad!

    I've herd enough, you realy butchered that pun!


  • #15
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Terrible. Its always the innocent that suffer.


  • #16
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    They were shooting a scene from the new Bruce Willis movie "A good Day To Die Herd".


  • #17
    Max Power
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    Agricola wrote: »
    You just know people are going to mercilessly milk this for puns!
    That's bull, surely people wouldn't be that tasteless.


  • #18
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    I've herd enough, you realy butchered that pun!

    Abattoir a decent attempt, you have to give him that......


  • #19
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    I've herd enough, you realy butchered that pun!

    thats a load of tripe,i thought it was well done.


  • #20
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    arrrrgh - Do keep up the day jobs....


  • #21
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Personally, I quite like cattle, so I shall high horsedly refuse to engage in this shocking, low banter and take my leave. Just remember your words on this thread the next time you're lying on your back with 10 ton of heifer on top of ye and the Gards have to pull you free(ie the next time you're in Coppers)


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  • #22
    Lapin
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    gozunda wrote: »
    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    Do keep up the day jobs....


    Whats your beef ?


  • #23
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Sorting out the dead ones should be handy enough, they are already tagged....just need to be bagged.


  • #24
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    benwavner wrote: »
    \.just need to be bagged.

    that's what your ma said OOOOOOOOOOOHH :pac:


  • #25
    MadsL
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    So OP, how do you like your steak?


  • #26
    Calibos
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    Pottler wrote: »
    Personally, I quite like cattle, so I shall high horsedly refuse to engage in this shocking, low banter and take my leave. Just remember your words on this thread the next time you're lying on your back with 10 ton of heifer on top of ye and the Gards have to pull you free(ie the next time you're in Coppers)

    At least someone chose not to put his foot in mouth with the terrible puns. A pat on the head for you boyo.


  • #27
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    that's what your ma said OOOOOOOOOOOHH :pac:

    Ha, well yours couldn't say anything, she had 3 cocks in her mouth at the time. :pac:


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    And now the people of Oranmore will dine on steak for the foreseeable future.


  • #29
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    MadsL wrote: »
    So OP, how do you like your steak?

    Served on a plate.


  • #30
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    gozunda wrote: »
    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    arrrrgh - Do keep up the day jobs....

    What's your beef?

    Just hoof it outa here and click into some udder thread if you don't like the puns.


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  • #31
    MadsL
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    Lapin wrote: »
    Served on a plate.

    Square or round?


  • #32
    Celly Smunt
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    MadsL wrote: »
    Square or round?

    smashed on the side of the oranmore galway road with a garda pulling it's meat.


  • #33
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    MadsL wrote: »
    Square or round?

    Pyramid.

    When did we start talking about teabags ?:p


  • #34
    Thrill
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    gozunda wrote: »
    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    arrrrgh - Do keep up the day jobs....

    You're right. They're all bull.


  • #35
    mikom
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    gozunda wrote: »
    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    arrrrgh - Do keep up the day jobs....

    Try not to ruminate on it too much.
    G'lad....


  • #36
    frag420
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    Spare a thought for the vets and the emergency services that have to clean up the mess on such a fresian cold evening!!!


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  • #37
    mikom
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    frag420 wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the vets and the emergency services that have to clean up the mess on such a fresian cold evening!!!

    A heavy jersey will be essential.


  • #38
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Lapin wrote: »


    Whats your beef ?


    Under cooked offal.....:D


  • #39
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    gozunda wrote: »
    Ahh The Witty Boys descend again :rolleyes:
    arrrrgh - Do keep up the day jobs....
    I thought you'd gone over to motors? They love serious people over there. You can be seriously serious if you like, and they'll still take you serious. Seriously.


  • #40
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Pottler wrote: »
    I thought you'd gone over to motors? They love serious people over there. You can be seriously serious if you like, and they'll still take you serious. Seriously.


    Ah no and I took you for a straight jacket....
    Well you never no....


  • #41
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    gozunda wrote: »
    Ah no and I took you for a straight jacket....
    Well you never no....

    Strait.

    Straight jacket are only worn by homophobes.


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  • #42
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I had to go up and take advantage of this free road meat. How do you cook a cows head?


  • #43
    Celly Smunt
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    I had to go up and take advantage of this free road meat. How do you cook a cows head?

    just eat it blue


  • #44
    gozunda
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    mikom wrote: »

    Strait.

    Straight jacket are only worn by homophobes.


    What you said ...


  • #45
    corktina
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    would you effers knock it off with all the bull

    reminds me a train crash in kerry way back when when some of the pigs were saved from the wreck and safely delivered to the Bacon Factory the next day....


  • #46
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    is their a professional job for shooting injured animals :D i think id enjoy it


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